Captain Marvel (2019), dir. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck

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i think he may be great idk tho its the kind of suspicion that would disappear if i looked harder than sideways at it

puppy bash (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link

i believe i’ve already established itt that ethan hawke will be playing johnny blaze in the ghost rider reboot i am casting in my mind

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

I get the point that movies that have an actual artistic intent and involve more work from the actors in the realm of, say, acting rather than having the patience to sit in a makeup chair for eight hours are preferable work and are subjectively better as art. Reading about how the Coens decided they'd rather pitch to Netflix than try to make a play for traditional studio money for their oddball project is kind of disheartening. But if actors can work on smaller projects and parlay that success into a big paycheck wearing a cape and pretending to punch people, then sure, go for it

mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

Ethan Hawke = Maxwell Lord obviously

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

Any era Max you like: Mrs Wootenhoffer, Maximum Force, the psycho years

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link

no way, hawke is way too ratfaced for max lord

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

i always thought of max as like a young george hamilton

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link

Max Lord was and is still Sam Neill


hawke is v interesting is there a marvel for him out there

Speedball ffs, read the thread


Reading about how the Coens decided they'd rather pitch to Netflix than try to make a play for traditional studio money

afaik they pitched and sold it to Annapurna, then Annapurna got it financed by Netflix

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

If Hawke is passed over for Blaze and Speedball, I'll see if I can pull some strings with the casting director for the upcoming D-Man flick.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

he’ll have to get on the steroids

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

Max Lord was and is still Sam Neill


this is of course the correct answer

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

If Hawke is passed over for Blaze

he directed the solo film iirc so that would be a real snub

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

anyway he should play a middle-aged, battle-weary Cyclops

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link

he directed the solo film iirc

the Method Man biopic?

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link

I see what you did there Doc

resident hack (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link

Ok fine Ethan Hawke is Major Disaster, Oberon, or all four Challengers of the Unknown in different face prosthetics

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link

Ethan Hawke is Matter Eater Lad

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link

I still don't know what you're all talking about, but he should do a mo-cap Howard the Duck.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link

fuck i can see that

does his turn as a magic vagina count

puppy bash (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link

Ethan Hawke is Matter Eater Lad

see now we're talkin

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:09 (five years ago) link

Guys.

DarkHawke.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

does his turn as a magic vagina count

Howard's?

sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 00:43 (five years ago) link

I was reading a review of her new movie and just thinking how Natalie Portman somehow managed to avoid the MCU, but then suddenly remembered she not only was in two of those Thor movies but is really the only actor to have jumped ship from the whole MCU enterprise.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

Ed Norton! (Though really he was pushed out.)

resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

Jeremy Renner too (?)

rob, Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

As was Terence Howard. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

Yeah, and (Academy Award nominee!) Terrance Howard was sort of pushed out, too, right? But Portman opted out.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

Renner is still involved, isn't he? He just wasn't in the last one.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

xxxxposts (geez guys) Hugo Weaving is another that comes to mind. Zachary Levi opted for Captain Marvel (the other one) over Marvel. Terrence Howard and Edward Norton were some less voluntary émigrés.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

Renner is in the forthcoming Avengers fillum.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

Remains to be seen if any of the Guardians cast are going to split in the wake of the Gunn mess. Bautista sure seems checked out at this point.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link

Bautista rules

resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

Zachary Levi was in two Thor films. He hardly features in Thor 2 and his character was killed off in seconds in Thor Ragnarok. I don't know that there was much in the way of opting out there.

treefell, Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:21 (five years ago) link

a) He was not portraying the character who was killed off in Ragnarok, b) I have a feeling that at least some of the dead Asgardians will be returning.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

ehhh the one-time villains bumped off at the end of the film, like bridges and weaving, don't count.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

Bruh, no spoilerz but you might wanna watch you some Infinity War is alls I'm sayin'.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

that's not weaving!

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link

That's what I'm saying!

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

okay, fine then!

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

Glad we were able to get the customary misunderstanding-laden tussle between heroes out of the way so quickly.

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

now let's get on with derailing the captain marvel thread even further

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

(rolls up spandex sleeves)

For a superlative chug, only the eggiest nog will do! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

Best Actor Nominees of the last 20 years:

Unaffiliated: 33 (Adrien Brody, Bill Murray, Brad Pitt, Bruce Dern, Bryan Cranston, Casey Affleck, Clint Eastwood, Colin Firth, Daniel Day-Lewis, David Strathairn, Demián Bichir, Denzel Washington, Dustin Hoffman, Eddie Redmayne, Ed Harris, Javier Bardem, Jean Dujardin, Johnny Depp, Leonardo Di Caprio, Matthew McConaughey, Peter Fonda, Peter O'Toole, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Richard Farnsworth, Richard Jenkins, Robert Duvall, Roberto Benigni, Russell Crowe, Sean Penn, Steve Carell, Timothée Chalamet, Tom Hanks, Viggo Mortensen)

Spiderman: 4 (Andrew Garfield, James Franco, Jamie Foxx, Michael Keaton**)

X-Men: 3 (Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender, Ian McKellen)

Marvel MCU: 16 (Ben Kingsley, Benedict Cumberbatch, Bradley Cooper, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Daniel Kaluuya, Don Cheadle, Edward Norton, Forest Whitaker, Jeff Bridges, Jeremy Renner, Jude Law, Matt Damon*, Mickey Rourke, Nicolas Cage, Nick Nolte, Terrence Howard)

Batman: 11 (Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, George Clooney, Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson, Michael Caine, Michael Keaton**, Morgan Freeman, Ryan Gosling, Tommy Lee Jones, Tom Wilkinson)

Other DC: 6 (Frank Langella, Geoffrey Rush***, Jesse Eisenberg, Joaquin Phoenix, Kevin Spacey, Will Smith)

* very brief cameo in Thor: Ragnarok
** double entry
*** a voice (1/2 points) in Green Lantern (double points)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 6 December 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

Going back to 25 years would also net us Woody Harrelson, Laurence Fishburne, Liam Neeson, Anthony Hopkins, Robert Downey Jr, and Ralph Fiennes, who played Alfred in the Lego Batman Movie.

Obviously there are very very few people in the 'Unaffiliated' who could claim any kind of high moral ground over their position.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 6 December 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

Some of those Unaffiliated folks starrd in some off-brand superhero stuff (e.g. Strathairn in Alphas). Also, Russell Crowe was in one of the nu Supermans, no?

resident hack (Simon H.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

Sure enough. And I'm sure you could come up with comics-related work for a lot of the people who haven't starred in superhero films per se (Hoffman in Dick Tracy immediately springs to mind).

I sponsor many ceremony dances in my beautiful pink roses palace (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

Hanks in Road to Perdition, Mortensen in History of Violence, Depp in From Hell, etc.

Probably not the point Andrew was making, but still.

I sponsor many ceremony dances in my beautiful pink roses palace (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

Superhero films definitely beneath the dignity of a Roberto Benigni.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

nominated for their comic movie work?

puppy bash (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

Pretty sure only Olivier has earned that honor thus far.

I've seen the Academy Awards, I've been around (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link


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