Post photos of worried/agonized stock exchange traders here

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pomenitul, Tuesday, 25 December 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/j67Lwx8.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:29 (five years ago) link

four months pass...
three weeks pass...

stock art of worried stock trader next to stock chart

https://i.imgur.com/NWOkaZz.png

pplains, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 01:47 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB9M5nkWwAA6Iv7?format=jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link

I was like, why is #588 always photo'd here and here he is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tuchman

Yerac, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link

"Tuchman's photo is widely recognized for its affiliation to market news. Tuchman has strong, emotional expressions of anguish, anticipation, desperation, and triumph which he says are genuine. His photo is often chosen for news about Wall Street particularly on days of market volatility. Some say that he resembles Albert Einstein and that this is what makes his photo intriguing...
Although he has been in the stock market business for 34 years, Tuchman says he has never owned stock and if he had to worry about his own profit and loss, he would not be able to concentrate on his customers' well-being."

Yerac, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

has anyone seen any pictures of worried/agonized stock traders lately

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

and can you photoshop some masks onto them

j., Friday, 28 February 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link

km pls complete trifecta w/ "this facial expression" masks

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

omg

j., Friday, 28 February 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

xp back during my unemployed years i would have happily spent all day photoshopping this thread

but now, as a mature working human who adds value to the united states economy, i cannot

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link

fine then

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:39 (four years ago) link

i'm unemployed now btw

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link

i didn't mind being unemployed, except for the steadily running out of money and contact with the world part

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link

No face mask can stop you inhaling virulent capitalism ime

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

not the worst time to be out of contact with the world tbf

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

ok fine, this is a real rush job but some things are more important than not getting fired

https://i.imgur.com/H4WJdqe.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/SuQMaGn.jpg

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:51 (four years ago) link

wait are you just straight ignoring my own time-wasting effort

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:54 (four years ago) link

i didn't see it behind the photobucket watermark!

but i like it :)

you should use imgur to post images! photobucket is an internet wasteland these days, bought out a dozen times and eventually sold to whatever company the agonized stock traders are mad about now

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link

i know it's like my mom's aol account

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link

wait, weird! now your image you posted above does NOT have the watermark on it!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link

i wonder if they keep a watermark on it unless a certain amount of people view the original link or something? i swear, just a few minutes ago i scrolled up and it had a giant watermark plastered all over it and the underlying image was blurry

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link

anyway I was trying to let you off the hook

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

i'm gonna repost yours as an imgur image just so it will stand the test of time (imgur is NEVER going to be purchased by another company!)

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link

That dork is begging for a pair of headphones and turntables.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 February 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link

OK, which of you is Stephen King in disguise?

Cue the newspaper photos of stock traders with their hands over their mouths.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) February 27, 2020

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link

thank you xp

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link

guy on the left has appeared multiple times upthread lol

mookieproof, Friday, 28 February 2020 22:51 (four years ago) link

Tuchman!

Yerac, Friday, 28 February 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link

I have a running facebook thread I update every time Peter Tuchman or Meric Greenbaum (bald bearded guy) appears in one of these

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 28 February 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link

monster!

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 February 2020 06:58 (four years ago) link

verified tanks and beasts of the trading floor!

calzino, Saturday, 29 February 2020 09:25 (four years ago) link

Feel like my "traders with two phones" folder might come in handy tomorrow pic.twitter.com/41GagjUfi5

— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) March 9, 2020

... (Eazy), Monday, 9 March 2020 05:40 (four years ago) link

worried stockbrokers trying not to touch their faces thread

European shares fall 6.2% and Italian stocks fail to trade; BP tanks 18% as oil prices crash https://t.co/y3F7DOueEM

— Amit Paranjape (@aparanjape) March 9, 2020

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 9 March 2020 09:21 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FuxIUpF.png

circuit breaker kicks in, traders all fall over

mark s, Monday, 9 March 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link


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