Don't look like a tourist

I have the pre-phone version of that mona lisa pic somewhere.

Looking destitute, possibly homeless, will divert suspicion from one's touristic status. This effect can be enhanced through acting somewhat deranged or dangerous.

How do you have the pre-phone version of a picture of someone taking a picture of a phone with a phone?

i preumse they mean this:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Ren%C3%A9_Magritte_The_Human_Condition.jpg

you know what happens when you preumse, you make a pre out of um and se.

I took a picture of everyone taking a picture of the mona lisa with their 35mm cameras is what i meant
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Looking destitute, possibly homeless, will divert suspicion from one's touristic status. This effect can be enhanced through acting somewhat deranged or dangerous.

This method has served me well over the years.

(CNN) — The Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy has slowly started defying its name, losing 4 centimeters of its tilt over the past 17 years.

All those photos must be doing something to help!

https://i.imgur.com/XJX0MXr.jpg

^ I laughed.

yes

An internet classic.

Don't talk me about tourists, I'm just back from trying to top up my Oyster Card, these clueless sods park themselves in front of the machines and take forever merely taking money out of their purses/wallets before they even try to use them - on my lunch break. Disgusting savages.