Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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I also can still remember last Tuesday

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

god, I can't

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 20 December 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

Intersting information about elephant testes but this still doesn't explain why their penises are on the front of their bodies.

Loggins and Rogers and G are...K3NNY (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 December 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

isn't yours?

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 20 December 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

lol

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 20 December 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

Touche, my friend. Touche.

Loggins and Rogers and G are...K3NNY (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 December 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

Today I learned that human fingers don't have muscles in them. (They're operated by tendons linked to muscles in your hand.)

Anne Frankenstein (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 December 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link

Arent the muscles in the forearm really?

Hunt3r, Friday, 21 December 2018 04:25 (five years ago) link

Solstice means sun standing.

Dan Worsley, Friday, 21 December 2018 08:38 (five years ago) link

the blood orange guy is the same guy who was lightspeed champion

Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 December 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

and the unfortunately named Test Icicles

dan selzer, Friday, 21 December 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

I’m sure this is common knowledge but Matt Healy of The 1975’s dad is Tim Healy.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 30 December 2018 11:03 (five years ago) link

I had the solstice thing explained further that day since people were celebrating solstice at Rough Trade East.
Seems to be sun looks like it rises and sets at the same point. I haven't seen it myself so can't see if it's true or not.
Think I tend to be moving around town or something so don't have similar points of reference and tend to miss rise and set anyway.

Stevolende, Sunday, 30 December 2018 11:47 (five years ago) link

Xp In a similar vein, I recently found out that “Ross from friends” is andrew weatherall’s son

(Hyped UK starlets in brats of UK media establishment types shocker, I know)

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Sunday, 30 December 2018 11:48 (five years ago) link

come back irritating as fuck mcgann brothers, all is forgiven in this era of 100% posh bastards!

calzino, Sunday, 30 December 2018 12:08 (five years ago) link

mind you they probably very middle class tbf!

calzino, Sunday, 30 December 2018 12:11 (five years ago) link

but seriously, the days of people finding their feet in the arts by signing on for 18 months or whatever are totally gone now, it is easy to see how only those with means and connections can ahead these days.

calzino, Sunday, 30 December 2018 12:20 (five years ago) link

does any of this change when it turns out that Andrew Weatherall went from being a brickie to remixing Primal Scream, and that Ross From Friends is not his son?

sans lep (sic), Sunday, 30 December 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

1) no 2) a bit

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Sunday, 30 December 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

Tbf Paul McGanns son is a pretty big dubstep producer

raise my chicken finger (Willl), Sunday, 30 December 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

lol, I think Ron Perlman's is as well iirc.

calzino, Sunday, 30 December 2018 20:12 (five years ago) link

Wow did not know that - Delroy Edwards has some good tunes.

raise my chicken finger (Willl), Sunday, 30 December 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

The bumps on the bottom of salt and pepper shakers. (Video on facebook, not sure how to link it)

https://www.facebook.com/coplinsara/videos/2416120848459351/

nickn, Sunday, 30 December 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

oh well, c&p maybe.
https://www.facebook.com/coplinsara/videos/2416120848459351/

too risky; didn't c&p: To aid in making the pepper come out of the holes in the top, the salt shaker bottom is rubbed around the pepper shaker bottom in a circular motion, and the bumps on each cause a vibration that aids the pepper flow.

nickn, Sunday, 30 December 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

for when you need a full tablespoon of finely ground black pepper on your diner omelette?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 31 December 2018 01:22 (five years ago) link

Cooking, etc. And I'm a pepper fiend, so maybe that too.

nickn, Monday, 31 December 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link

The guys in Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show were white.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 00:54 (five years ago) link

Learned today that, despite my affinity for spicy food, I can’t deal with a slice of a habanero.

💫 (Trϵϵship), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 01:11 (five years ago) link

it is a pretty strong fuckin pepper to be fair! two decades' worth of mellowed/cooked-down habanero sauce has obscured this relatively non-negotiable fact of life

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link

Hamburgers are named after Hamburg. Motherfucker

imago, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

(named after Motherfuck)

imago, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link

I’ve got bad news for you about frankfurters

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link

Like I knew Frankfurter and Wiener but

imago, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

actually I only worked out Wiener when I went to Wien last year tbf

imago, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

Well that one’s news to me but considering how we pronounce it and what we call the city I think I can be forgiven for not being too quick on the draw.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

this is a thread of forgiveness

imago, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rsGN3CS.png

✈️✈️ (pplains), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

wait til ye figure out what the dubliners were named for

yis oaves

topical mlady (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link

Think abt if Kennedy gave the "I am a Berliner" speech in Hamburg

There is a schnauzer in my lederhosen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

was gonna post exactly that but think Eddie Izzard did that routine once

kinder, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

I learned today that in some countries some nappy brands make different nappies for boys and girls

kinder, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

Hate to be the one to tell you this but. Boys and girls are built differently, especially around the nappy region. The difference is salient. I speak from 11+ years of experience changing both sorts.

I don't love the trucks vs. princesses or Hulk vs. Barbie stuff, but I think it's reasonable to acknowledge that boy pee and girl pee go in different directions.

I was working as a waitress in an oxygen bar (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link

I've had two babies and I don't think I've ever seen separate nappies for sale! I mean, it makes sense. If I was doing reusables I'd pad them out differently. I suddenly panicked and wondered if I should've been paying attention to whether the baby on the packaging picture was a boy or girl.

kinder, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 22:58 (five years ago) link

They had separately gendered nappies available when my kids needed them, over 20 years ago.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

that 'beaner' is a derogatory term used for people of hispanic origin

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

never heard it either

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link

It suddenly occurs to me that most slurs appropriately scan as something invented on the fly by a six-year-old who's inordinately impressed with his own 'cleverness'.

Love is Scarface (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link

that 'beaner' is a derogatory term used for people of hispanic origin

I heard this all the time as a little kid so OL otm

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link

if i'd had to guess, i would have said it was a derogatory term for bostonians

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link

encountered "beaner" in plenty of US media from the other side of the planet

sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link


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