i used to think social media needed gifs, before it had gifs
― flopson, Friday, 4 January 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link
it was fun for a minute but it's long been dead.
― тпсбlack (Spottie), Friday, 4 January 2019 22:33 (five years ago) link
i deleted the app from my phone on new year’s. it was just too much negative energy, made even people i’d otherwise like seem small and petty, overconfident in dumb moralisms. and the memes and gifs and takes are all bad
― marcos, Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:08 (five years ago) link
namaste marcos you have chosen the path of light
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:09 (five years ago) link
new dn thanks marcos
― marcos smart (Spottie), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:14 (five years ago) link
welcome marcos
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:19 (five years ago) link
thanks marcos
― twitter is bad not good (||||||||), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:20 (five years ago) link
<3
tbh wish I had the courage to delete my account and not just the app on my phone :/
― marcos, Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:23 (five years ago) link
do what I did - set the age on your profile to <13. you'll then have to upload a scan of your passport to unlock your account
this is too much of a faff so I've just left my account locked
― twitter is bad not good (||||||||), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:43 (five years ago) link
plus you have to go to the trouble of obtaining a fake passport for a child in your own name, which takes fucking forever these days
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 January 2019 01:03 (five years ago) link
When you deactivate your account there's a month before it's properly deactivated & deleted forever. Logging in means you're back up and you have to wait another month if you want it gone. Done it many times and never made it to the end of a month.
― everything, Saturday, 5 January 2019 03:20 (five years ago) link
christ
― mookieproof, Saturday, 5 January 2019 05:43 (five years ago) link
Please do continue sharing and reminding people in the thread that empathy is important. This isn't about whether screen readers/twitter should be fixed. It's about what the experience of people is really like today and that by using characters like these you're harming people.— Kent C. Dodds (@kentcdodds) January 9, 2019
morality is getting too hard
― j., Thursday, 10 January 2019 03:53 (five years ago) link
(see head of thread)
its compassionate to prevent people from reading tweets imo
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2019 03:58 (five years ago) link
i'm sorry
― j., Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:02 (five years ago) link
hey were all learning here you know but im afraid i am going to contact your employer and try to get you fired
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:04 (five years ago) link
lol twitted thread embeds 'click this tweet to see more tweets'... OK!!!
― (ADVANCE) (320k vbr) (--V2) (aps) (diVX) (2CD) OST - SB (2019) (esby), Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:24 (five years ago) link
love posting. Love too post
― (ADVANCE) (320k vbr) (--V2) (aps) (diVX) (2CD) OST - SB (2019) (esby), Thursday, 10 January 2019 04:25 (five years ago) link
"harming" people
good lord
― flappy bird, Thursday, 10 January 2019 05:38 (five years ago) link
my mom's been reading my Twitter and i didn't realise 🥺
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 10 January 2019 08:54 (five years ago) link
one of my best pals has a dad who phones her from overseas to check she’s okay, should she not have tweeted for 12 hours
― sans lep (sic), Thursday, 10 January 2019 10:02 (five years ago) link
she shouldn't have
― j., Thursday, 10 January 2019 14:50 (five years ago) link
My mother replies to every post my sister-in-law makes.
― pplains, Thursday, 10 January 2019 14:55 (five years ago) link
darcie wilder on people's court, suing her roommate for bedbugs https://vimeo.com/94097676
― flopson, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 04:23 (five years ago) link
morality has always been hard, damn near impossible even. that's why compassion is so necessary.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 05:50 (five years ago) link
tbh wish I had the courage to delete my account and not just the app on my phone :/― marcos, Friday, January 4, 2019 6:23 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― marcos, Friday, January 4, 2019 6:23 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a month ago i posted about how i'd deleted the app from my phone and was feeling like it was a good step, but now i just look at mobile.twitter.com every day like a dumb-ass.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 05:55 (five years ago) link
was she inspired by teeth mountain xxxxp
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 06:16 (five years ago) link
but now i just look at mobile.twitter.com every day like a dumb-ass.
― jaymc, Monday, January 14, 2019 10:55 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
jesus christ respect yourself
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
does anybody follow @hondadeal4vets? love that guy
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link
jaymc edit hosts
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, January 15, 2019 8:19 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i did this for a couple of months before deleting my account
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link
ahh lmao what have i become
https://i.imgur.com/Ob8ffKK.png
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 05:22 (five years ago) link
lol dude followed me too, see how that goes
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 05:24 (five years ago) link
lmbo
― marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 05:26 (five years ago) link
kinda feel like i shd tell him to stop alienating himself from his loved ones et al but i might just soft block idk yikes lol
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 05:28 (five years ago) link
If we keep ceding ground to the thought police, eventually comedy will be something studied as a strand of history - a course no doubt offered by duff university’s https://t.co/eFppil8RNA— Dominic Holland (@domholland) December 11, 2018
I need to stop stalking/hate-reading spiderman's dad, but I used to knock about with one of his cousins + he was a 1st class bellend as well. But I'm not sure grumbling and seething at everything he says on twitter is good for my mental health. He seems quite an extreme iteration of all that is wretched about UK comedy/lolcelebrityism/toryism/self-referential smugness. He writes terrible books, performs terrible comedy and has turned his whole shtick into boasting about having a celeb brat for a kid. aaargh!!! need to get on with my life without even looking at this anymore!
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 10:01 (five years ago) link
i interviewed jack dorsey last week https://t.co/PvLsaioNRK pic.twitter.com/9Kjam4WZ6R— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) January 17, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link
Just amazing.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 January 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
That whole interview, lemme tell ya.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 January 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link
it's really about conversational health
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link
Hypothetically, would it be defensible to create a social media platform and walk away, leaving it to police itself? (Assuming it remained privately owned)
― calumy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 17 January 2019 23:12 (five years ago) link
ALAN GREENSPUN WHERE ARE YOU IN OUR HOUR OF NEED
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 January 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link
I mean we could sell Twitter our proprietary FP algorithm
― calumy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 17 January 2019 23:28 (five years ago) link
I can’t do this anymore— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019
:-(
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 February 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link
cant wait for the next phase of twitter marketing when all the brand go antifa
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 February 2019 22:08 (five years ago) link
Thank u Satan— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 February 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link
It’s getting really bad.
― JoeStork, Monday, 4 February 2019 22:12 (five years ago) link
what does social media manager for Sunny Delight make, is it like 25k, part time gig type thing, or $80k plus bennies baller job?
― calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link
if someone is paying a tweeter $80K/yr they have too much money
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:17 (five years ago) link