Twitter C/D

does anybody follow @hondadeal4vets? love that guy

jaymc edit hosts

but now i just look at mobile.twitter.com every day like a dumb-ass.

― jaymc, Monday, January 14, 2019 10:55 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jesus christ respect yourself

― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, January 15, 2019 8:19 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did this for a couple of months before deleting my account

ahh lmao what have i become

https://i.imgur.com/Ob8ffKK.png

lol dude followed me too, see how that goes

lmbo

kinda feel like i shd tell him to stop alienating himself from his loved ones et al but i might just soft block idk yikes lol

If we keep ceding ground to the thought police, eventually comedy will be something studied as a strand of history - a course no doubt offered by duff university’s https://t.co/eFppil8RNA

— Dominic Holland (@domholland) December 11, 2018

I need to stop stalking/hate-reading spiderman's dad, but I used to knock about with one of his cousins + he was a 1st class bellend as well. But I'm not sure grumbling and seething at everything he says on twitter is good for my mental health. He seems quite an extreme iteration of all that is wretched about UK comedy/lolcelebrityism/toryism/self-referential smugness. He writes terrible books, performs terrible comedy and has turned his whole shtick into boasting about having a celeb brat for a kid. aaargh!!! need to get on with my life without even looking at this anymore!

i interviewed jack dorsey last week https://t.co/PvLsaioNRK pic.twitter.com/9Kjam4WZ6R

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) January 17, 2019

Just amazing.

That whole interview, lemme tell ya.

it's really about conversational health

Hypothetically, would it be defensible to create a social media platform and walk away, leaving it to police itself? (Assuming it remained privately owned)

ALAN GREENSPUN WHERE ARE YOU IN OUR HOUR OF NEED

I mean we could sell Twitter our proprietary FP algorithm

I can’t do this anymore

— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019

:-(

cant wait for the next phase of twitter marketing when all the brand go antifa

Thank u Satan

— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019

It’s getting really bad.

what does social media manager for Sunny Delight make, is it like 25k, part time gig type thing, or $80k plus bennies baller job?

if someone is paying a tweeter $80K/yr they have too much money

cld also be outsourced to an agency

how does that drink make any money. i mean the whole world turned on actual orange juice 15 years ago because of the sugar content

Kind of grimly fascinated as to whether this is a genuine ploy to get attention for the brand in the worst way possible or just a disgruntled employee trying to get fired and failing, anyway yes haven't seen sunny d in 20 years

I assumed they got haxored

tweets r still up a day later

damn, that hacker is GOOD

lol

I answered my own question above: there are more astronauts now than ever

if someone is paying a tweeter $80K/yr they have too much money

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, February 4, 2019 4:17 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cld also be outsourced to an agency

― lag∞n, Monday, February 4, 2019 4:18 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or part of an individual's larger set of responsibilities with the company. Kind of doubt it with some of these weird/ironic brand accounts, but you never know.

all the brands and blue checkmark people riffing joeks on that tweet is a good representation of how abysmal twitter culture is

i suspect a brand would have a devoted twitter person & pays them handsomely bc of the cost of PR fuck ups

there is no pattern. sometimes it's contracted out to a specialist agency. sometimes it's in-house. rarely are the people actually doing the tweeting paid well.

Yeah can't believe anyone would be paid well for tweeting for a brand (this odd mix of marketing and customer service), part of the reason I thought it was genuine.

More people still follow regular Arby's than Nihilist Arby's, but at some point this will invert.

is this website getting worse? i feel like it has

been going down hill since like 10 years ago

Getting better all the time imo

Twitter is the fusing of social media and comments sections

I don’t log in much anymore but when I do it seems like mostly a platform for reaction gifs

Are you ready for our Love Sausage? Heart-shaped, lightly-truffled, wrapped in bacon and in store tomorrow. Say it with sausages – tag who you’ll be sharing your Love Sausage with this Valentine's Day! #MyMarksFave pic.twitter.com/VPQi4ENnsn

— M&S (@marksandspencer) February 7, 2019

sure I'd be so much happier if I had a brain made of blancmange but also a desktop folder of reaction gifs and a willingness to explain a joke back at a big shop

hmm

Adam bought a durag and $40 worth of makeup: costume complete.

— jack (@jack) November 1, 2006

hmmmmmmau

ouch

I probably shouldn't have been surprised to see his name in this article, but if you're wondering what erstwhile tweeter pisspiggranddad is up to
https://splinternews.com/one-of-the-worlds-most-iconic-craft-breweries-is-unioni-1832439046

“Anchor is a San Francisco institution that used to be known for being a good job,” Brace Belden, a part-time worker in the Anchor racking room who has worked at the brewery for a year and is a member of the 8-person organizing committee, told Splinter.

nice

Sometimes being extremely dud qualifies as classic

oh my god pic.twitter.com/41cPFUqcbE

— i bless the rains down in Castamere (@Chinchillazllla) February 10, 2019

“let me tell you ladies what your lady parts are called”

A genuine followup tweet

real tweet pic.twitter.com/bnoR44VsWx

— millennial trash™ (@rosegoldgarbage) February 11, 2019

Also he lists "Certicate in editing" on his Twitter bio.