Twitter C/D

That whole interview, lemme tell ya.

it's really about conversational health

Hypothetically, would it be defensible to create a social media platform and walk away, leaving it to police itself? (Assuming it remained privately owned)

ALAN GREENSPUN WHERE ARE YOU IN OUR HOUR OF NEED

I mean we could sell Twitter our proprietary FP algorithm

I can’t do this anymore

— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019

:-(

cant wait for the next phase of twitter marketing when all the brand go antifa

Thank u Satan

— SUNNYD (@sunnydelight) February 4, 2019

It’s getting really bad.

what does social media manager for Sunny Delight make, is it like 25k, part time gig type thing, or $80k plus bennies baller job?

if someone is paying a tweeter $80K/yr they have too much money

cld also be outsourced to an agency

how does that drink make any money. i mean the whole world turned on actual orange juice 15 years ago because of the sugar content

Kind of grimly fascinated as to whether this is a genuine ploy to get attention for the brand in the worst way possible or just a disgruntled employee trying to get fired and failing, anyway yes haven't seen sunny d in 20 years

I assumed they got haxored

tweets r still up a day later

damn, that hacker is GOOD

lol

I answered my own question above: there are more astronauts now than ever

if someone is paying a tweeter $80K/yr they have too much money

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, February 4, 2019 4:17 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cld also be outsourced to an agency

― lag∞n, Monday, February 4, 2019 4:18 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or part of an individual's larger set of responsibilities with the company. Kind of doubt it with some of these weird/ironic brand accounts, but you never know.

all the brands and blue checkmark people riffing joeks on that tweet is a good representation of how abysmal twitter culture is

i suspect a brand would have a devoted twitter person & pays them handsomely bc of the cost of PR fuck ups

there is no pattern. sometimes it's contracted out to a specialist agency. sometimes it's in-house. rarely are the people actually doing the tweeting paid well.

Yeah can't believe anyone would be paid well for tweeting for a brand (this odd mix of marketing and customer service), part of the reason I thought it was genuine.

More people still follow regular Arby's than Nihilist Arby's, but at some point this will invert.

is this website getting worse? i feel like it has

been going down hill since like 10 years ago

Getting better all the time imo

Twitter is the fusing of social media and comments sections

I don’t log in much anymore but when I do it seems like mostly a platform for reaction gifs

Are you ready for our Love Sausage? Heart-shaped, lightly-truffled, wrapped in bacon and in store tomorrow. Say it with sausages – tag who you’ll be sharing your Love Sausage with this Valentine's Day! #MyMarksFave pic.twitter.com/VPQi4ENnsn

— M&S (@marksandspencer) February 7, 2019

sure I'd be so much happier if I had a brain made of blancmange but also a desktop folder of reaction gifs and a willingness to explain a joke back at a big shop

hmm

Adam bought a durag and $40 worth of makeup: costume complete.

— jack (@jack) November 1, 2006

hmmmmmmau

ouch

I probably shouldn't have been surprised to see his name in this article, but if you're wondering what erstwhile tweeter pisspiggranddad is up to
https://splinternews.com/one-of-the-worlds-most-iconic-craft-breweries-is-unioni-1832439046

“Anchor is a San Francisco institution that used to be known for being a good job,” Brace Belden, a part-time worker in the Anchor racking room who has worked at the brewery for a year and is a member of the 8-person organizing committee, told Splinter.

nice

Sometimes being extremely dud qualifies as classic

oh my god pic.twitter.com/41cPFUqcbE

— i bless the rains down in Castamere (@Chinchillazllla) February 10, 2019

“let me tell you ladies what your lady parts are called”

A genuine followup tweet

real tweet pic.twitter.com/bnoR44VsWx

— millennial trash™ (@rosegoldgarbage) February 11, 2019

Also he lists "Certicate in editing" on his Twitter bio.

oh jesus

:-)

Oh my godddddd

one of the troll game's last great characters

This is his website, I am 99% sure he's serious

http://paul.bullen.com/

Sex
Male–Female Differences mailing list, Links

“boys have a penis, girls have a vagina it’s called a vagina”

that dude kept going for like 11 hours btw

where do mainsplainers get their water?

from a well, actually

actually it's spelled mansplainer