foreign student bashing
of course bashing of locals is a-ok!
― the ring toun (electricsound), Monday, 8 June 2009 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link
loving the grimshaw sitch atm
― wilter, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 05:43 (fourteen years ago) link
otm
― the ring toun (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link
MASTERCHEF!!!!!!
― I'm Australian or some other weird nationality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah wtf is with everyone masturbating over that cravat wearing git.
Not that Ive seen the show, mind.
Apparently TISM had a spectacular rant about him recently I should go find it.
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Thursday, 16 July 2009 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link
“By Christ, when your life's specialty is forcing another morsel of over-glazed lamb shank down your oily, globular, over-opinionated gullet, when, of all the things in the world men are called to do, of all the vocations of love and adventure,of all the trials of the emotions and amongst all the voyages of spirit mankind can embark upon, when, given this whole universe of possible callings, the one YOU choose is to sit on your crapulent crack and LAZILY WHINE about SOMEONE ELSE’S cooking, that's when YOU KNOW, you are at the very ACME of the BFW shit heap.”
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Thursday, 16 July 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
m.pres is a fantastic TV character. would bro down with him before any TISM members, that's for sure!!
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Thursday, 16 July 2009 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i love masterchef and haters can blow me
― cymbal is more bronze than you (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean what are they doing at this point, whining about someone whining about food? certainly don't appear to be making records!
xp ^^ this cat knows what's up
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Thursday, 16 July 2009 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link
TISM split up in 2004 due to the terminal cancer of their guitarist, and the song Trayce is quoting came out eight years ago.
― surm? lol (sic), Thursday, 16 July 2009 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link
OK so I had no idea it was an old song, I assumed RHB was just having a rant because of masterchef, the dude who posted it on his LJ was misleading dammit.
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Thursday, 16 July 2009 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Also let me repeat - I havent seen the show.
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Thursday, 16 July 2009 06:48 (fourteen years ago) link
probably not your thing
― cymbal is more bronze than you (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 06:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Wait, what's wrong with cravats?
― I'm Australian or some other weird nationality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 July 2009 07:25 (fourteen years ago) link
haha sorry if that sounded like i was taking a pop atcha trayce. just thought it was funny that a band that hasn't been active for five years piped up about masterchef of all things!
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Thursday, 16 July 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link
They didnt! I was misled into thinking they did by a nong on my LJ who said "masterchef is shit and TISM said it best" and then quoted what I pasted.
I love cooking shows fwiw, I'd probably enjoy it! But I dislike reality and vote em offs IMMENSELY, and... really, I know this'll sound snobby but I'm fed up with TV.
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Thursday, 16 July 2009 12:32 (fourteen years ago) link
In actualy fact y'all have misunderstood me really (my fault) - all I was really meaning was "wtf is the huge immense fuss for".
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Thursday, 16 July 2009 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link
my personal fuss is that it's a good show n i dig watchin it
― cymbal is more bronze than you (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link
also pls no offense but yr fedupness about tv is well documented and i'm a bit confused as to why you keep wanting to opine on tv when you don't watch it???
― cymbal is more bronze than you (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
also i am drunk and sassy
― cymbal is more bronze than you (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
sassiest boy in east funswick
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/SassymagCover.jpg
― cymbal is more bronze than you (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://blogs.usyd.edu.au/sydneylife/courtney/sebastian.gif
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link
loool
― cymbal is more bronze than you (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha the beer dude got voted out!! it's down to poo and the other one
― cymbal is more bronze than you (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.crikey.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/masterchef.jpg
― cymbal is more bronze than you (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
beep
― matt preston's cravat stand (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link
the 'bring me hong kong in a bowl' bit with the wind blowing and all that was so next-level dramatic and hilarious all at once
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link
the man really is a star
― matt preston's cravat rack (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Julie The Mum won because her cookbook is gonna sell more than THE DRAGON LADY'S STRANGE ASIAN RECIPE BOOK??
― challop matters (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Because maybe I was asking "what is the big fuss" so someone could actually EXPLAIN IT TO ME, jesus get some reading comprehension people, not everything I say is a complaint.
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Sunday, 19 July 2009 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i fuckin hate that julie the won. she's an absolute idiot!!
also, srsly, does she have parkinson's?
― wilter, Sunday, 19 July 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
julie the won u__u
julie the won-ton
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link
julie the won-ton-tess
― wilter, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
can i just say, i would eat the hell out of that chocolate plate thing, omg.
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link
totes. Gary's whingey 'you've changed me' call at the end about julie was barfffff
― wilter, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link
also the host's tittays last night were her greatest contribution of the season
― wilter, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i agree on all this tittays
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link
haw
if i read "IT SHOULD BE CALLED MASTERCOOK NOT MASTERCHEF" one more time i'm going to destroy everybody and everything
― matt preston's cravat rack (electricsound), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link
can i just say julie's husband looked kind of shitnuts
― wilter, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link
ppl bitching @ lunch about how britishes masterchef is better. DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Monday, 20 July 2009 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Julie's husband is LURCH!!!
― challop matters (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 July 2009 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link
hahhh OTM!!
― wilter, Monday, 20 July 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link
- Masterchef 2- 1000 Boat People Taking All Our Jobs (Including The Children)- A Pub-Style Parma You Can Have At Home
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 July 2010 09:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Fucking boat people. Fuck the fucking boat people. Cunts. Fucking come here and drink all our fucking water and live in our fucking houses and take all our fucking jobs and terrorist our fucking things. Cunts. We should blow up their homelands. Oh wait, we already did that. Fucking terrorists. Fuck them abodigines too, cunts. How dare they get here before us? We rightfully came here on boats and exterminated most of them, and now the ones what's left think they own the place. Poverty-line cunts.
http://images.2ue.com.au/2008/08/29/193415/021_2UE_SteveP_424x283-424x283.jpg
― bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Imagine if they got Steve Price & Andrew Bolt to cook a pub-style parma on Masterchef. That would get FIVE MILLION NASH at least, not even counting Reg or Tas.
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link
obv it would be made of terrorist flesh and the coating would be the dandruff of deceased indigenous people.
― bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
btw be sure to watch Dumbo Abbott on the Hey Heys tonight. 1950s man meets 1950s television.
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:26 (thirteen years ago) link
No thanks, I'd rather watch The Human Centipede.
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link
C'mon comrade Rona, you can do it.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 24 February 2022 04:53 (two years ago) link
I presume two of them were yoked to a common chain so they could drag Big Clive on a pallet?
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 24 February 2022 05:04 (two years ago) link
Ed otm
― bad luck banging, or Lorna Doone (sic), Thursday, 24 February 2022 06:04 (two years ago) link
Clive Palmer has broken the sanctions against Russia. But before you judge, it was with very good reason (buying Hitler’s old Mercedes) https://t.co/k8O0eP6AFu— keen online poster (@keen_poster) February 27, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 February 2022 00:31 (two years ago) link
Mr Palmer’s company Minerology is believed to have purchased the vehicle at auction in London recently for more than $200,000.
Look it's a fucking bargain compared to the GTHO Phase IV.
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Monday, 7 March 2022 12:17 (two years ago) link
I'm saving my money for a Leyland P76 tbh.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 01:20 (two years ago) link
Unless that’s some kind of souped up tinny, there’s no future in it.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 20:32 (two years ago) link
porkbarrel bop
Albanese, campaign day 1: "in the words of the great Ramones, 'hey ho, let's go'." pic.twitter.com/g7GIKssUTp— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) April 10, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 10 April 2022 08:56 (two years ago) link
this will be my first election as a citizen, i’m quite excited to be able to vote at last
― estela, Sunday, 10 April 2022 09:52 (two years ago) link
Ramones Hey Joe let's go vs Dragon April sun in Cuba
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 10 April 2022 12:10 (two years ago) link
Ho, fuck autocorrect
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 10 April 2022 12:12 (two years ago) link
watchu call me?
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 10 April 2022 17:24 (two years ago) link
<3 thats awesome :) Vote these bastards out!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2022 01:09 (two years ago) link
I did the ABC Vote Compass and as usual, I'm further left than Stalin, my go-to is always "throw all the money at us, all of it".
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2022 01:10 (two years ago) link
<3 i will do my level best
― estela, Monday, 11 April 2022 02:41 (two years ago) link
Not feeling good about this, day one and Albo has already fallen foul of gotcha questions. Scummo is going to spend the next 6 weeks hammering Albo on this and I fear this is the sort of thing that cuts through.
― Zelda Zonk, Monday, 11 April 2022 03:11 (two years ago) link
Australians will vote for short term self interest and quiet xenophobia as always
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 11 April 2022 03:43 (two years ago) link
is the problem that the ALP was too loud with the xenophobia the last four years
― beepy fridges (sic), Monday, 11 April 2022 05:01 (two years ago) link
they seem to have outsourced leftist policies to the Greens, for sure
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 11 April 2022 05:22 (two years ago) link
spare me some sympathy up here in south east qld with the murdoch press and the lnp strongholds and clive and the evangelical property developer mayor and the resultant dispiriting local discourse
― estela, Monday, 11 April 2022 06:42 (two years ago) link
NSW criminalised protest last week
― beepy fridges (sic), Monday, 11 April 2022 06:59 (two years ago) link
sympathy also freely given though
― beepy fridges (sic), Monday, 11 April 2022 07:00 (two years ago) link
lmao they gave him a 330ml can, owned
pic.twitter.com/bVdRbNMoTq— cameron wilson (@cameronwilson) April 11, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 11 April 2022 08:42 (two years ago) link
An empty 330mL can
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 11 April 2022 23:47 (two years ago) link
Sorry to post own tweet, but I’m with Trayce
Huh pic.twitter.com/2JyqgSqyQc— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) April 10, 2022
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 11 April 2022 23:48 (two years ago) link
is this guy trying to run for Prime Minister of ILM
A journalist has asked Albanese if he thinks he has less chance of winning the election as a result of yesterday's gaffe. He says he'll shake it off, like Taylor Swift. pic.twitter.com/YJ35p4Msyn— Oliver Gordon (@olgordon) April 12, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 01:36 (two years ago) link
fucking lmao they’re incredible pic.twitter.com/MSVC7uirmS— Lucy V (@LucyXIV) April 13, 2022
― beepy fridges (sic), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 04:07 (two years ago) link
can't lose to the liberals if you have the same polices... right? right??
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 04:21 (two years ago) link
aggressive 'mate' usage is the cherry on top of this
Greens leader Adam Bandt has had enough of "gotcha" questions at #NPC. #AusVotes @SBSNews pic.twitter.com/e9pFzXcXKK— Naveen Razik (@naveenjrazik) April 13, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 06:28 (two years ago) link
BANG
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 06:46 (two years ago) link
The best bit about that is Bandt gave a useful answer, one I'd want to hear from a politician. If he'd simply answerd "two point five six" or whatever I'd be sitting there going "whats a WPI and why do I care also you are a greasy speccy nerd with a cats bum face mr FinReview"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 07:13 (two years ago) link
Srsly that jerno is the worst kind of private school boy nob I want to punch the lights out of.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 07:15 (two years ago) link
that was so heartening to listen to
― estela, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 07:32 (two years ago) link
'Peter Dutton being continually owned' is not a terrible timeline to be in
now maybe Labor can stop being The Milquetoast Party????
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 3 April 2023 13:44 (one year ago) link
they're pretty aggressive about signing new fossil fuel deals that last until after the end of human habitation tbf
― least said, sergio mendes (sic), Monday, 3 April 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link
Yeah, anyone hoping for Labor to be anything other than occasionally OK is going to be eternally disappointed.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 07:20 (one year ago) link
I'd settle for 'at least average, maybe even look at that climate change thing in a bit more detail' but I've learned to have a low bar on this sort of thing.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 13:41 (one year ago) link