Fake Nixon is funnier about Marco Rubio than Perrin's been about anything.
― Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 15:04 (five years ago) link
This diptych is good
Some years ago in San Francisco a fellow taunted a tiger across a moat. The tiger, being a tiger, leapt the moat and pulled the fellow in, tearing him to pieces. The poor tiger was shot only because he wouldn't surrender the body, which I think we all agree he had the right to. https://t.co/dAXQeq3mA7— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 11, 2019
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 15:20 (five years ago) link
The tiger did his job. He had the reward of those who do their jobs well. I’m not sure where the man went.— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 11, 2019
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link
i didn't think the jaguars would eat MY face
― Neus Anneus (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 15:42 (five years ago) link