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Ian was the drummer in The Banned, I'm sure. Although I still think of them as Dogmarket.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:46 (nineteen years ago) link

The Banned
http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/images/haveyoursay/yourquestions/section/the_banned.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit, no it ain't, too many of them.

According to teh beeb "The Banned was a pop group consisting of Ian Beale, Sharon Watts, Kelvin Carpenter and Eddie Henderson. In the show they performed a track called Something Outta Nothing. It was then released as a single."

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link

That guy on the left is astonshing. They should bring him back.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:52 (nineteen years ago) link

No, that is them. Wicksy was their sort of manager but their actual manager was Eddie's cousin Harry (I think) which is why there's six of them there.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Harry I think was the preposterous proto-Nathan Barley right-on type. That's definitely him second from right in the back row.

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't help myself, my head is full of old soap plots

Me too. When Den was bludgeoned I thought, wow, it's just like when Steve and Matthew did Saskia in. And cementing over the body. How Brookside!

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Hullo

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 08:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Can anyone give me an account of what happened last night? Dear dear see what happens, I cultivate a soap obsession to compensate for not having a life, then I get a life back and pine for Eastenders...

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 08:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe nobody can indulge me :-(

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 08:58 (nineteen years ago) link

The Ferraro's are in deep doo daa with Johnny for losing his cars

The 'Lords of the Bling' lads had a scrap (can't remember the names) over the Ferraro girl.

That blonde girl who hangs around with the Ferraro's shouted at them a bit and then did one.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Ahh, I understand. Thanks Ste.

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Is this where they will be leaving I guess? They have to come up with either the lost cars or loads of money by the end of the day, there was talk of running away.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 09:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Johnny Allen's daughter is clearly some sort of nervous wreck and keeps running away. She freaked out at the sight of a picture of her sister on his wall. I think the sister in question was murdered by gangsters.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I think the Farreiras are as good as gone anyway.

Johnny Allens daughter is an assasin. She killed her sister. Jane in the caff put her up to it cause she don't like li'l girls innit?

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, Sonia had lots of angst about the fact that Chloe's adoptive parents had been killed in a car crash, with Martin being totally unsupportive as per. Sonia seems to have developed quite a lot of turn-on-turn-off emotions for Chloe over the last few years. I mean when Zoe was pregnant she was all "it's the best thing to feel your baby growing as part of you" - wtf she didn't even know she was pregnant until Mo Harris told her there was a baby's head poking out her hole...

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:23 (nineteen years ago) link

that episode where sonia suddenly started having a baby was probably, for me, the freakiest moment ever.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Mo Harris told her there was a baby's head poking out her hole...

Mmm, attractive. Thanks, Ailsa.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

That's what happened! Didn't you see it?

In tonight's EastEnders update, the Ferreiras have gone! FOR GOOD!

Nope, it was a fire apparently. Though that fire may have been gangster-related as I wasn't really paying attention. She was called Scarlet. Like as in Scarlets. DO YOU SEE?

Isn't Stacey Slater annoying? Note to scriptwriters - we all remember Janine, we don't need another one just yet thanks.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

but Johnny Allen = best Walford gangster so far!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Ross Kemp's coming back, as many predicted (inc. myself). Not even this compels me to watch it though.

My prediction stands: He will take back the Queen Vic, get Vicky or Sonia or both up the duff whilst seeing Den's old bit of stuff, then die somehow in another hopelessly ill-conceived scenario.

― $V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

bringing back RK would be a mistake.

I watch eastenders, at the moment, if it's on the telly I'm watching.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm watching it now. It's not very good. Phil is a rubbish baddie, but I am quite looking forward to him flushing Ian's head down the loo.

Jake and Danny have grown on me, now that they are leaving.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

wait, who is phil?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

He's the hefty hero of all East End furries everywhere.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Mind you, not every rubbish baddie gets to belt Ian in the face and bogflush him.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Johnny Allan needs to do less "emoting" and more "cheifing"/"housing"/"sonning".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, but he should put himself up to a real fight, then he wouldn't be such a rubbish baddie. I mean, *I* could flush Ian's head down the loo and I'm a girl.

(xpost)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

But could you make him whimper?

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Ian took Phil down though.

Why are the Moon brothers being written out already? They're much better than the Mitchells.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Dawn's ex-boyfriend is going to be re-written in soon after he's written out, though. No, I don't get the point either.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Phil one-punched two policeman, Ailsa. I don't know any girls who can do that.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha I just *knew* Ian was going to fuck phil over there.

Ian best wimpering idiot ever tho.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

who is phil?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

phil mitchell, been locked up for some months now. billy mitchells brother.

big fat hard man

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link

he's the one with a beetroot for a head

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, I thought phil was well out of it.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Classic 'enders.

Phil (pointing to toilet): "Remember that?"
Ian: "No Phil! NOT THE TOILET OF DEATH!!!11!!1"

Copper: "You're soaking wet sir."
Ian: "Well I'm just out the bath (WITH ALL MY CLOTHES ON!)."

I liked the coppers surrounding Phil then deciding to take him on one at a time a la every Bruce Lee film ever. Two sore faces later they decide mob-handed might be a better strategy.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 07:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Question, is Den's body in the Cellar of the Vic? And do you think Phil discovered it when he (apparently) hid down there?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link

And is Phil still doing that infernal sighing after every sentence?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 08:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, in yesterday's episode he didn't once utter his catchphrase, viz. "I've changed."

As we never saw the ladies physically disposing of/burying Den's body, one assumes that the door is open for him to crawl back in another 14 years' time.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 08:11 (nineteen years ago) link

So what happened with Phil and Ian? Ack, I'm starting to take an interest again...

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Phil ran into every house on the square in an attempt to hide, then ended up at Ian's where he socked his ex-son-in-law on the nose, then flushed him down the bog. Then he got sentimental over a picture of his Ben on the fridge. Ian convinced him to go hide in the arches while he ~~got some cash~~ dobbed him in. Phil runs round the square, in Pauline's front door, out her back door (or vice versa?), bangs on the door of the Vic, punches a couple of coppers and gets nicked.

What I don't know, yet, is if he came back for two episodes or if we're going to have to go through six weeks of courtroom tedium now.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:25 (nineteen years ago) link

What was Phil hiding from and why?

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:28 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost)

Perhaps he could appear in that ghastly-sounding People's Court thing that's just started on daytime ITV.

(nb: Phil did not literally flush Ian down the bog - we were denied that pleasing spectacle)

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:29 (nineteen years ago) link

What was Phil hiding from and why?

The Ol' Bill. He's still to be tried after Dirty Den stitched him up in a robbery.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:32 (nineteen years ago) link

does anyone else think that pauline has had some dodgy plastic surgery? not recently, but at some point? this is a big topic of discussion in my house.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, Billy is in trouble for denying he's seen Phil, then bursting into a room full of coppers with a wad of cash intended for his cuz. Phil's DNA/fingerprints will be on a vodka glass in the front room (he is off the wagon again).

(x-post) You never see Pauline with hair tucked behind her ears any more - is she hiding the join?

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Wendy Richards lives near Ed's dad and appears to be suffering from cancer and bad wigs.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:37 (nineteen years ago) link

now i feel bad!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:42 (nineteen years ago) link

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