WHAT WILL TEH IAN NAME HIS NEW KITTY?!!!!!

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boo

elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link

it is v. v. important to have kitty name that can accommodate numerous silly nicknames to say in babyvoices

elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Dr. Catz

dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link

j5
oscar
soda
guy
gobo
appolo
joab
quatrain

artdamages, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Mr. Tibbles

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Shadow

latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link

mordecai
johnny drama

sunny successor, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

dr mew

ghost rider, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link

ian 2

Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Raekwon

-- max, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:21 (13 hours ago) Link

^ THAT

sleep, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

maccabee > mordecai (if you wanna jew it all up)

a cosby name would be funny but only if you include the huxtable part.

bnw, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Sharpie Huxtable

latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

any of these besides mordechai

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link

mordechai is ok if you're richie tenenbaum / wes anderson, which means it is not ok

elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Uzi

(just kidding)

latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Sir Purr

latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Legendary Kings of England

Samothes, also known as Dis
Brutus II Greenshield
Rud Hud Hudibras
Gorboduc
Dunvallo Molmutius <---- this is the name of my iPod
Gurguit Barbtruc
Aurelius Ambrosius

max, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Manalishi

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

name him Jewish

Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Jewish the Cat

Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

My ipod was named Melusine (RIP) but that is not a catty name, it is a green and scaly one.

Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Jumpball

Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link

my ipod is named Terpsichore

elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link

my ipod is named my ipod

sunny successor, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i would name kitty Siltbreeze if that weren't so nerdy.

ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link

hahah

sleep, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

my ipod is named hunter age 3

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i would name my cat catus balthar

cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link

gaius II

dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

wait you guys all name your ipods wtf

dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

mine is cuttyPod

cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

catpod

Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

My phone is named MOGO
My laptop is named MOUNTAIN BOOK
My work computer is named DANGER ROOM
My palmtop is named GUIDING STAR
My iPod is named RYDEEN

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean cattyPod

Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link

my SQL server is named CURLY'S GOLD

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link

nerd

Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link

your myspace is called PUZZLE MOUSE

cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

iPod: Dunvallo Molmutius
AirPort network: Edward the Confessor
Hard Drive: Sweyn Forkbeard
Printer: Athelstan

max, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

yr band is called HOLY HAIL

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

external hard drive is called metternich

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

duplex is good, sharpie is good, stuart is meh, raekwon is A++++

my old cat used to be named Spike.

also:
-- Robot
-- Puppy
-- Iago
-- Dumptruck
-- Tom Brokaw
-- Ullr (<---- nerdy)
-- Gary

river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I was going to suggest Murdock and then I remembered it's from the A-Team.

jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link

for the thirtieth time, all domesticated animals should just be named "shit for brains" or "jackass" or something similar, since that is what they will get called more often than their "real name," which is mostly used to introduce them to visitors. only problem, if you lose them or they run away, it's not really cool to have to put up signs saying "answers to dickhead"

El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link

"Stuart"

You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil.

You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
queers are doing to our soil?"

Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you
can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers.
They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.

You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here
in the trailer park.

dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link

this is why it's okay that mr kitty is named mr kitty. in hindsight dr ben would have been better as "bozo" or "clown"

El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link

but what if chastising your pets comes more in the form of "stop being an asshole" then it is okay to call your pet Flower or Moondoggle.

jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Tombot 8080, really -- my dog got called "fathead" or "bozo" more often that not

river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha upstairs neighbor's cat is named Fathead.

Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

our dog gets doofus, retard, spazhead, galoot but mostly veruca. ooo..there is a money spider on me.

sunny successor, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i call most animals "guy" most of the time.

river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link


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