boo
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link
it is v. v. important to have kitty name that can accommodate numerous silly nicknames to say in babyvoices
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Dr. Catz
― dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link
j5 oscar soda guy gobo appolo joab quatrain
― artdamages, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Mr. Tibbles
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Shadow
― latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link
mordecai johnny drama
― sunny successor, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link
dr mew
― ghost rider, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link
ian 2
― Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Raekwon
-- max, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:21 (13 hours ago) Link
^ THAT
― sleep, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link
maccabee > mordecai (if you wanna jew it all up)
a cosby name would be funny but only if you include the huxtable part.
― bnw, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Sharpie Huxtable
― latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
any of these besides mordechai
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
mordechai is ok if you're richie tenenbaum / wes anderson, which means it is not ok
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Uzi
(just kidding)
― latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Sir Purr
― latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Legendary Kings of England
Samothes, also known as Dis Brutus II Greenshield Rud Hud Hudibras Gorboduc Dunvallo Molmutius <---- this is the name of my iPod Gurguit Barbtruc Aurelius Ambrosius
― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Manalishi
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link
name him Jewish
― Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Jewish the Cat
My ipod was named Melusine (RIP) but that is not a catty name, it is a green and scaly one.
― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Jumpball
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link
my ipod is named Terpsichore
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link
my ipod is named my ipod
― sunny successor, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i would name kitty Siltbreeze if that weren't so nerdy.
― ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link
hahah
― sleep, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
my ipod is named hunter age 3
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i would name my cat catus balthar
― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
gaius II
― dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
wait you guys all name your ipods wtf
― dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
mine is cuttyPod
― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link
catpod
― Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
My phone is named MOGO My laptop is named MOUNTAIN BOOK My work computer is named DANGER ROOM My palmtop is named GUIDING STAR My iPod is named RYDEEN
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean cattyPod
― Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
my SQL server is named CURLY'S GOLD
nerd
― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
your myspace is called PUZZLE MOUSE
― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
iPod: Dunvallo Molmutius AirPort network: Edward the Confessor Hard Drive: Sweyn Forkbeard Printer: Athelstan
― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
yr band is called HOLY HAIL
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
external hard drive is called metternich
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
duplex is good, sharpie is good, stuart is meh, raekwon is A++++
my old cat used to be named Spike.
also: -- Robot -- Puppy -- Iago -- Dumptruck -- Tom Brokaw -- Ullr (<---- nerdy) -- Gary
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I was going to suggest Murdock and then I remembered it's from the A-Team.
― jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
for the thirtieth time, all domesticated animals should just be named "shit for brains" or "jackass" or something similar, since that is what they will get called more often than their "real name," which is mostly used to introduce them to visitors. only problem, if you lose them or they run away, it's not really cool to have to put up signs saying "answers to dickhead"
― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
"Stuart"
You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil.
You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year? Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?"
Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God.
You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in the trailer park.
― dmr, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
this is why it's okay that mr kitty is named mr kitty. in hindsight dr ben would have been better as "bozo" or "clown"
― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
but what if chastising your pets comes more in the form of "stop being an asshole" then it is okay to call your pet Flower or Moondoggle.
― jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Tombot 8080, really -- my dog got called "fathead" or "bozo" more often that not
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha upstairs neighbor's cat is named Fathead.
― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
our dog gets doofus, retard, spazhead, galoot but mostly veruca. ooo..there is a money spider on me.
― sunny successor, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
i call most animals "guy" most of the time.
― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link