Bloody YouTube embeds. Last attempt:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oELhhTckIgE
― Alba, Saturday, 30 March 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link
"use" him eh. Eh eh.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 31 March 2019 23:43 (five years ago) link
the "milkman" delivers his "milk" into my "milk door" at least "once" per "week"
― cheese canopy (map), Sunday, 31 March 2019 23:47 (five years ago) link
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning.
― A man of surgery, to remove the metal pellets from my flesh (Old Lunch), Sunday, 31 March 2019 23:56 (five years ago) link
that the well-known "2 bald guys fighting over a comb" saying was coined by Borges and referred to the Falklands war. Can feel a blackboard duster getting thrown at my head for this piteous confession!
― calzino, Monday, 1 April 2019 08:07 (five years ago) link
Creme de krakow is a cocktail ingredient, right? Curiously, an Alexander would appropriate for me.
My partner tends to scoop off and save the brain separately (in the freezer) for making yoghurt and things with.
Is this where 'brain freeze' comes from?
― brain (krakow), Monday, 1 April 2019 10:09 (five years ago) link
https://bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/bionumber.aspx?id=11299850% of the mass of human shit is actually bacteria, which just seems a really high % to me, i woulda guessed 10-15% max.
I sorta feel like i shoulda learned that far earlier, it seems like when ppl are tryna tell you why shit is so filthy and risky they’d say like, “CHRIST KID IT’S actually actually 50% GERMS”!
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link
That is seriously freaking me out, Hunt3r.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link
Forget about feces: microorganisms in and on the human body outnumber actual human cells 10-to-1.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link
That may be an outdated figure, though. More recent estimates is that we're only about 50/50 human/creepy crawlies.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link
I suppose that makes sense, giving that in our bodies human cells are vastly outnumbered by those of microorganisms. The greatest good we can do in this world is to shit and shit again, setting those little bastards free of our miserable insides.
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link
[haha xpost]
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
My perpetual entry itt is 'pretty much anything relating to geography'. I am incredibly shit at remembering where discrete landmasses and territories are in relation to one another so pretty much every idle glance at a map is revelatory, sad to say.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link
Yeah, little kids get bacterial pink eye more because they don't wash their hands as often. POOP.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link
I just learned about the six flags for Six Flags theme parks yesterday.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 16:23 (five years ago) link
Are there six actual flags? I assumed the first one was at a place called Six Flags, because that's the sort of thing a place might be called, in the US.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link
The name "Six Flags" originally referred to the flags of the six different nations that have governed Texas: Spain, France, Mexico, the Republic of Texas, the United States, and the Confederate States of America.
hey I learned something new
― mh, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link
dont mess with texas its not actually a thing
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:35 (five years ago) link
strangely the CSA is the one i always forget
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link
just realized the TC on the minnesota twins cap (probably?) stands for twin cities. my face burns crimson with the angry shame of a fool uncovered
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boot Edge Edge" (Will M.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link
i have watched baseball for like 15 years and even wore that very hat for ~2 and never thought about it
Re the faeces stuff, most people don’t realise that the large intestine is basically a bioreactor which actively maintains a bacterial mix tailored to the kinds of things our own digestive systems are unable to handle. In some ways the stomach and small intestine are pre-processors - they extract the easy stuff from our food, and render the rest into forms that the bacteria can tackle. Without the colon crew we would get significantly less nutrition from our food. It’s even thought that the appendix exists because it’s a seed colony reservoir for the most essential bacteria, in case of e.g. a dysentery sweeping the bowel empty.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 21:18 (five years ago) link
TC stands for "Traverse County", a county about as close to being between North and South Dakota as you can get. It also has the fewest people.
The "Minnesota" Twins just didn't want their smallest member to feel left out! That's how they are up there!
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 23:33 (five years ago) link
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boot Edge Edge" (Will M.), Thursday, 4 April 2019 00:14 (five years ago) link
When they were the Washington Nationals, they also went by the moniker "The Congressionals".
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2019 00:17 (five years ago) link
'granary' isn't a generic type of bread, it's a Hovis trademark.like 'cashpoint' I guess.worst thing is I learned this from the bread packet. I've been buying that bread for years.
― kinder, Thursday, 4 April 2019 12:57 (five years ago) link
it appeared in the mid-70s, iirc
― fetter, Thursday, 4 April 2019 13:44 (five years ago) link
I haven't moved all that much. I once drew a latitude line from where I live now up to Canada, and all four cities I've lived in were within 20 miles of it.
But I keep seeing these flat, bumpy stink bugs lately, and I don't ever remember seeing them before. Keep in mind, I grew up in the fucking woods about an hour's north of here. So whenever these dudes get in the house, I wonder "are these city bugs?"
Turns out, they weren't "introduced" to the United States until 1998! And apparently, they didn't cross the Mississippi River until 2009. I'm not crazy, that's what I've learned!
https://i.imgur.com/9C8RP6P.jpg
Fuckers!
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2019 14:22 (five years ago) link
those fucking things keep showing up in my house and I hate them
― mh, Thursday, 4 April 2019 17:35 (five years ago) link
There must be a related species that's been around longer than that -- I remember them as far back as the late 70s.
― ILX Loophole Converts Your IRA/401(k) to Physical Gold (WmC), Thursday, 4 April 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link
Yeah we had stink bugs that looked v similar in Tennessee when I was a kid
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 April 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link
There was a big article in the New Yorker last year about the shockingly quick rise & dominance of the stinkbug in North America. I only recommend it if you can handle descriptions of peoples homes being overrun with untold thousands of stinkbugs.
― One Eye Open, Thursday, 4 April 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link
I tried reading that one but I don’t think I could finish it, but I don’t recall if it was from disgust or sadness
― moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 4 April 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link
yeah these are some new variety that came over in a shipment of tires, iirc
― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Thursday, 4 April 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link
(xps)
'granary' isn't a generic type of bread, it's a Hovis trademark.
Whaaa? This is news to me!
― emil.y, Thursday, 4 April 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link
The Benedictine Monks of Burton Abbey discovered that slowly toasting the malted wheat flakes used in their brewing process offered a distinctive taste when baked into their bread. It’s the malting process that gives our loaf its unique nutty flavour and scrumptious texture today.The original malted bread apparently also formed the major part of the very first ploughman’s lunch and was the bread that was taken by farmers into the fields along with their cheese and ale! Why not try your own tasty ploughman’s lunch by pairing with your favourite choice of chunky cheeses (a mature Cheddar is our favourite go to!), pickled onions, chutney, pickles and two slices of delicious Hovis Granary® bread. Add tomatoes, spring onions, crunchy celery, or even a slice of apple too, if you fancy a bit more bite.If it’s not Hovis® it’s not Granary®Did you know that Granary® is not a type of bread? It is in fact a brand and a registered trademark of Hovis®.
The original malted bread apparently also formed the major part of the very first ploughman’s lunch and was the bread that was taken by farmers into the fields along with their cheese and ale! Why not try your own tasty ploughman’s lunch by pairing with your favourite choice of chunky cheeses (a mature Cheddar is our favourite go to!), pickled onions, chutney, pickles and two slices of delicious Hovis Granary® bread. Add tomatoes, spring onions, crunchy celery, or even a slice of apple too, if you fancy a bit more bite.
If it’s not Hovis® it’s not Granary®
Did you know that Granary® is not a type of bread? It is in fact a brand and a registered trademark of Hovis®.
― Number None, Thursday, 4 April 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link
huh, I was reading "granary" and thinking "that's where you keep your grain"
makes sense that someone would make it into a brand for a bread type, though
― mh, Thursday, 4 April 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link
I thought it was a type of bread. My mother always bought granary and I don't think it was Hovis. That's not them being proprietary after the fact is it?Trying to lay claim to something that was at one point more general.
― Stevolende, Friday, 5 April 2019 07:27 (five years ago) link
Learned just minutes ago that Shazam! and Captain Marvel are two different 2019 films
― Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 5 April 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link
I am assuming Shazam is a real version of the imagined 90s movie with Sinbad and I absolutely refuse to watch or listen to anything that will disabuse me of this notion
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 5 April 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link
The sight of a stinkbug almost makes me grateful for the house centipedes that stalked my last apartment in Montreal. Almost.
― pomenitul, Friday, 5 April 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link
Bed bugs overturn the 'almost'.
― pomenitul, Friday, 5 April 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link
same here, CAL
― kinder, Friday, 5 April 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link
Just learned that there were not thirteen but rather fourteen New British colonies in pre-Revolutionary America (pours one out for Nova Scotia).
― Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Sunday, 7 April 2019 13:39 (five years ago) link
omg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0MXQZUXcAM3y1v.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
smashboy
They sound like a gaggle of toughs to me.
― Hangover Ape (Old Lunch), Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link
Wish it was true but sadly... pic.twitter.com/xk5vo44dWO— Jeff Ball (@jeffthatnoise) February 24, 2019
― Number None, Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link
SMASHBOY
― mark s, Sunday, 7 April 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link