suggest bag
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:48 (five years ago) link
Good point. Also, I think if we look at this closely, sleepingbag may also have been a reference to benbbag (gabbneb backwards). When the gab's away, the esby shall play? The grand design indeed begins to emerge!
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:52 (five years ago) link
enby: please read lighthearted sarcasm into above post.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:53 (five years ago) link
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― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 12:07 (five years ago) link
Garu G can't melt steel beams
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 12:21 (five years ago) link
Thanks and same back 2 u peace, man. I grant that there may be a thin line between hardmanning and puckish ball-busting which is obscured when you see only words on a screen and not the tittering jackass who's typing them.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:16 (five years ago) link
hee hee 'tittering'
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:17 (five years ago) link
^ Gets it
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link
IIRC I have taken a sharp tone with a fellow ILXor no more than twice in 1.5 decades and both instances were pretty unmistakable instances of not fucking around. Generally speaking, it's safe to assume that I'm fucking around.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:37 (five years ago) link
Phew! Fair enough. Sometimes people aren't fucking around around here.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:41 (five years ago) link
esby is infinity imo
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
https://www.inkyfingers.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/doom_patrol_book_1.jpg
― mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:50 (five years ago) link
i got so excited when i saw this thread title bc i have such amazing ilx conspiracy theories i've mostly kept to myself for years but then it turns out esby was just cockteasing and then bg and ol filled the thread with their regular nonsense.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:57 (five years ago) link
what the heck is an esby?
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link
spanish furby
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link
then bg and ol filled the thread with their regular nonsense.
sry 4 shitposting in a thread that otherwise seemed so full of potential
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link
I'm just glad that the value of our collective contribution has been duly recognized.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:35 (five years ago) link
the only good ilx posters iirc
― mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link
there are no good ilx posters
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:38 (five years ago) link
the realest most fucked-up thought
― mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:39 (five years ago) link
Self-loathing has no place on il oh wait
― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link
We're all just neurotic depressives anyway, right? RIGHT?
Anyway, I'm shocked and appalled none of y'all have posted any Shane Dawson videos itt. Where's your respect for the pervert king of the conspiracy theory?
― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link
I'd always assumed we were, to a number, very well-adjusted and outgoing individuals who occasionally defer the siren call of extraversion to drop a few electronic bon mots before finally rejoining the carefree celebration which fills our days and nights in perpetuity. But maybe that's just me?
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link
genuinely otm but idk about ye
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link
lol @ someone thinking esby was a 'neb sock ... like, why would 'neb after over a decade of consistently being banned for and returning with the same "controversial" persona suddenly try to emulate a british poster with a different "controversial" persona?
I do appreciate esby's tribute to dearly departed nilmar/nakh. It makes me realize why people go see concerts w/holograms of their favorite dead artists.
But no way would 'neb do this -- the man sticks to what he knows, or rather, what he reads online and then makes gross generalizations about then passes off as the indisputable truth ...
― sarahell, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link
also I believe that Luna works in auto insurance claims irl
― sarahell, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link
I'll admit, I do tend to easily confuse those who've been banned and then return as a 'brand new poster' without seeming to have learned anything from their prior ILX-perience. That's on me.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link
starting a thread like this is the ilx equivalent of posting to r/roastme
― say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link
waiting for k8 to come back and have you accuse them of being Dom Passantino ... that will be a real maracas moment
― sarahell, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link
BRB, gone to huddle with the ILX Ministers of Etiquette and my pastor to figure out how I can better refine my mea culpa.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link
pastor Preach Freedom
― say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link
ILX is autotelic and unfolds of its own accord.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link
ilx is autoerotic and is choking itself to death while jerking off
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link
I sought to put a fine point on it, but yes. Yes.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link
Just like ILX to forget the lemon.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1KET2Nvvg&t=2406s
― ian, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link
whoops, wrong link sorry !!!!
― ian, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
I suppose if you jerked off too many times you COULD "put a fine point on it".
― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link
whats british about esby
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link
I got 5 on it
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 02:32 (five years ago) link
I thought sleepingbag was the same person as gabbneb. I don't know anything about any of these people though.
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 06:50 (five years ago) link
Amateurs.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 07:04 (five years ago) link
lol
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 07:14 (five years ago) link
Here we go.
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 07:54 (five years ago) link
I have it on good authority that trace residues of microtonal English still linger among regional accents. They are our last bastion against received well-tempered pronunciation.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 08:51 (five years ago) link
Sauchiehall Street on a Saturday night, amirite?
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 08:53 (five years ago) link
is Old Lunch Deric W. Haircare?
― conrad, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 09:27 (five years ago) link
Shhhhhhhhhh (gently places chloroform-soaked rag over conrad's nose and mouth)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:18 (five years ago) link
is pork lamb
― mark s, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:29 (five years ago) link
guys i think kurt schwitterz is chaki!!
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link
is sarahell sarahel?
― rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link
i'm british af mate.
Well, I don't know where to start
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
af means "as France" iirc
― rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link
who is rob?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link
all the mates round the ends
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link
xpit's an acronym for Return Of Brodie
― rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
Feels like we're milling around a neverending work party where people keep pasting new nametags over their old ones and putting on ridiculous wigs and instead of hobnobbing and gladhanding we just keep asking people who the hell is that dude named Banana Johnson over there, no not there, over there next to the shrimp cocktail.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link
"report post as NSFW"
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link
Jack Boson Underworked is Bo Jackson Overdrive
― say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
xxxp -- hey Deric, do you know if there's any shrimp cocktail at this party, and if they skimped on the horseradish again?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
The name is Banana Johnson, thank you, and I'm afraid the shrimp has spoiled from sitting out since yesterday afternoon. (peels 'OLD LUNCH' warning label from container of aged shrimp and applies over current nametag)
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link
Banana Johnson is the Fairweather Johnson of possible names for hypothetical socks ('WC Handjob' being the Cracked Rear View, obvs)
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link
can you guys not talk about me
― ian, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link
oh shit ian is Banana Johnson? I thought he was Big Jim Swells
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link
No, Banana Johnson is Doug Boatgorilla.
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link
🤨
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link
srsly tho sb what
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 December 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link
honestly just bumping this thread so it's right above that other one
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 December 2019 05:31 (four years ago) link