my realest, most fucked up thoughts, feelings + conspiracy theories abt. ILX: a list

hee hee 'tittering'

^ Gets it

IIRC I have taken a sharp tone with a fellow ILXor no more than twice in 1.5 decades and both instances were pretty unmistakable instances of not fucking around. Generally speaking, it's safe to assume that I'm fucking around.

Phew! Fair enough. Sometimes people aren't fucking around around here.

esby is infinity imo

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i got so excited when i saw this thread title bc i have such amazing ilx conspiracy theories i've mostly kept to myself for years but then it turns out esby was just cockteasing and then bg and ol filled the thread with their regular nonsense.

what the heck is an esby?

spanish furby

then bg and ol filled the thread with their regular nonsense.

sry 4 shitposting in a thread that otherwise seemed so full of potential

I'm just glad that the value of our collective contribution has been duly recognized.

the only good ilx posters iirc

there are no good ilx posters

the realest most fucked-up thought

Self-loathing has no place on il oh wait

We're all just neurotic depressives anyway, right? RIGHT?

Anyway, I'm shocked and appalled none of y'all have posted any Shane Dawson videos itt. Where's your respect for the pervert king of the conspiracy theory?

I'd always assumed we were, to a number, very well-adjusted and outgoing individuals who occasionally defer the siren call of extraversion to drop a few electronic bon mots before finally rejoining the carefree celebration which fills our days and nights in perpetuity. But maybe that's just me?

genuinely otm but idk about ye

lol @ someone thinking esby was a 'neb sock ... like, why would 'neb after over a decade of consistently being banned for and returning with the same "controversial" persona suddenly try to emulate a british poster with a different "controversial" persona?

I do appreciate esby's tribute to dearly departed nilmar/nakh. It makes me realize why people go see concerts w/holograms of their favorite dead artists.

But no way would 'neb do this -- the man sticks to what he knows, or rather, what he reads online and then makes gross generalizations about then passes off as the indisputable truth ...

also I believe that Luna works in auto insurance claims irl

I'll admit, I do tend to easily confuse those who've been banned and then return as a 'brand new poster' without seeming to have learned anything from their prior ILX-perience. That's on me.

starting a thread like this is the ilx equivalent of posting to r/roastme

waiting for k8 to come back and have you accuse them of being Dom Passantino ... that will be a real maracas moment

BRB, gone to huddle with the ILX Ministers of Etiquette and my pastor to figure out how I can better refine my mea culpa.

pastor Preach Freedom

ILX is autotelic and unfolds of its own accord.

ilx is autoerotic and is choking itself to death while jerking off

I sought to put a fine point on it, but yes. Yes.

Just like ILX to forget the lemon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1KET2Nvvg&t=2406s

whoops, wrong link sorry !!!!

I sought to put a fine point on it, but yes. Yes.

I suppose if you jerked off too many times you COULD "put a fine point on it".

whats british about esby

He has a driving licence.

Never mind, it's the same in Éire. Should've known.

I assumed esby was American and involved in some US-politics related outrage that I knew nothing about.

idgi I thought it was obv sleepingbag

You are clearly unfamiliar with the posting cadence of one Conner Smedley, back to once again betray our weretrust.

esby is obviously sleepingbag cos he made a comment about me in the "posts you had second thoughts about posting" thread about me a year ago and then under esby nick made almost an identical post about me in another thread a few weeks ago.

and of course, the obvious 'esby' = sb = yeah u know.

also he just literally posted his spotify playlist which had username "sleepingbag" in the Spotify thread but idk continue to think its gabbneb or sumthin

Guys. Guys. I'm dumb, okay? I'm just dumb. It's well established at this point. No one but me thought he was gabbneb, and I think I was mostly just confused because they both at one time had usernames containing the word 'bag'. Because I'm easily confused, and very dumb. You can let it go now. I permish you.

i'm british af mate. cheerio. it's lit. roufl

y'all have no chill

did you listen to the playlist xps

esby is dave cool

good fucking lord why does nobody know anything ever

helpful

My posts are extremely helpful fyi, I cracked the extremely difficult “SB” code in like the fifth post itt, and also months ago when “SB” first posted, I don’t know what else I can do to help the head injury sufferers on this site who have no idea who they’re interacting with!

youre as cranky as fuck since taking on that new login ya cuncha

Feels like we're milling around a neverending work party where people keep pasting new nametags over their old ones and putting on ridiculous wigs and instead of hobnobbing and gladhanding we just keep asking people who the hell is that dude named Banana Johnson over there, no not there, over there next to the shrimp cocktail.

"report post as NSFW"

Jack Boson Underworked is Bo Jackson Overdrive

xxxp -- hey Deric, do you know if there's any shrimp cocktail at this party, and if they skimped on the horseradish again?

The name is Banana Johnson, thank you, and I'm afraid the shrimp has spoiled from sitting out since yesterday afternoon. (peels 'OLD LUNCH' warning label from container of aged shrimp and applies over current nametag)

Banana Johnson is the Fairweather Johnson of possible names for hypothetical socks ('WC Handjob' being the Cracked Rear View, obvs)

can you guys not talk about me

oh shit ian is Banana Johnson? I thought he was Big Jim Swells

No, Banana Johnson is Doug Boatgorilla.

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srsly tho sb what

honestly just bumping this thread so it's right above that other one