my realest, most fucked up thoughts, feelings + conspiracy theories abt. ILX: a list

starting a thread like this is the ilx equivalent of posting to r/roastme

waiting for k8 to come back and have you accuse them of being Dom Passantino ... that will be a real maracas moment

BRB, gone to huddle with the ILX Ministers of Etiquette and my pastor to figure out how I can better refine my mea culpa.

pastor Preach Freedom

ILX is autotelic and unfolds of its own accord.

ilx is autoerotic and is choking itself to death while jerking off

I sought to put a fine point on it, but yes. Yes.

Just like ILX to forget the lemon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1KET2Nvvg&t=2406s

whoops, wrong link sorry !!!!

I sought to put a fine point on it, but yes. Yes.

I suppose if you jerked off too many times you COULD "put a fine point on it".

whats british about esby

He has a driving licence.

Never mind, it's the same in Éire. Should've known.

I assumed esby was American and involved in some US-politics related outrage that I knew nothing about.

idgi I thought it was obv sleepingbag

You are clearly unfamiliar with the posting cadence of one Conner Smedley, back to once again betray our weretrust.

esby is obviously sleepingbag cos he made a comment about me in the "posts you had second thoughts about posting" thread about me a year ago and then under esby nick made almost an identical post about me in another thread a few weeks ago.

and of course, the obvious 'esby' = sb = yeah u know.

also he just literally posted his spotify playlist which had username "sleepingbag" in the Spotify thread but idk continue to think its gabbneb or sumthin

Guys. Guys. I'm dumb, okay? I'm just dumb. It's well established at this point. No one but me thought he was gabbneb, and I think I was mostly just confused because they both at one time had usernames containing the word 'bag'. Because I'm easily confused, and very dumb. You can let it go now. I permish you.

i'm british af mate. cheerio. it's lit. roufl

y'all have no chill

did you listen to the playlist xps

esby is dave cool

good fucking lord why does nobody know anything ever

helpful

My posts are extremely helpful fyi, I cracked the extremely difficult “SB” code in like the fifth post itt, and also months ago when “SB” first posted, I don’t know what else I can do to help the head injury sufferers on this site who have no idea who they’re interacting with!

youre as cranky as fuck since taking on that new login ya cuncha

i don't know who wins used to be

confusing esby for gabbneb is funny

nerdstrom was definitely gabbneb, right?

unconfirmed

wins used be big jim swells

brb gonna post as “wins2” and change absolutely nothing about my posting in order to spark speculation that I am geir

was gabbneb larry appleton? because he was something else

And the Lord said, yea, the socks of ilx shall be many and fruitful and by their stylistic quirks thou shalt know them.

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was gabbneb larry appleton? because he was something else

― Dan S, Tuesday, April 2, 2019 4:13 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, larry appleton is burt stanton is whoever

i forget his other names but he's been around for over a decade in different forms

who were Moo Vaughn and Raccoon Tanuki?

I think I was kind of entertained by all of them

Feel free to c+p my summary for the inevitable clusterfuck summary

Me: poster x is clearly poster y
ILXor: u r rong
Me: u r rite, i was rong
ILXor: can't believe how rong u were
Me: like I said, I was rong, lets just say I was double rong and call it even stevens
ILXor: wow, how did anyone ever believe something so rong
Me: I don't know, I am rong and also stupid
ILXor: ha ha, you are stupid and also so very very rong
Me: (literally self-flagellates)
ILXor: omg you are totally whipping yrself with a whip rn, what a rong idiot

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Moo Vaughn was another of gabbneb's several incarnations.

The best one imo

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who is imago

jute gyte

i do wonder what the linguistic equivalent of microtonality is

let's get inventing some weird diphthongs i guess

that's a poor analogue. the word is the unit of revolution, not the letter or the syllable. i should just invent loads of new words. joyce is the linguistic equivalent of microtonality

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