my realest, most fucked up thoughts, feelings + conspiracy theories abt. ILX: a list

good fucking lord why does nobody know anything ever

helpful

My posts are extremely helpful fyi, I cracked the extremely difficult “SB” code in like the fifth post itt, and also months ago when “SB” first posted, I don’t know what else I can do to help the head injury sufferers on this site who have no idea who they’re interacting with!

youre as cranky as fuck since taking on that new login ya cuncha

i don't know who wins used to be

confusing esby for gabbneb is funny

nerdstrom was definitely gabbneb, right?

unconfirmed

wins used be big jim swells

brb gonna post as “wins2” and change absolutely nothing about my posting in order to spark speculation that I am geir

was gabbneb larry appleton? because he was something else

And the Lord said, yea, the socks of ilx shall be many and fruitful and by their stylistic quirks thou shalt know them.

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was gabbneb larry appleton? because he was something else

― Dan S, Tuesday, April 2, 2019 4:13 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, larry appleton is burt stanton is whoever

i forget his other names but he's been around for over a decade in different forms

who were Moo Vaughn and Raccoon Tanuki?

I think I was kind of entertained by all of them

Feel free to c+p my summary for the inevitable clusterfuck summary

Me: poster x is clearly poster y
ILXor: u r rong
Me: u r rite, i was rong
ILXor: can't believe how rong u were
Me: like I said, I was rong, lets just say I was double rong and call it even stevens
ILXor: wow, how did anyone ever believe something so rong
Me: I don't know, I am rong and also stupid
ILXor: ha ha, you are stupid and also so very very rong
Me: (literally self-flagellates)
ILXor: omg you are totally whipping yrself with a whip rn, what a rong idiot

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Moo Vaughn was another of gabbneb's several incarnations.

The best one imo

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who is imago

jute gyte

i do wonder what the linguistic equivalent of microtonality is

let's get inventing some weird diphthongs i guess

that's a poor analogue. the word is the unit of revolution, not the letter or the syllable. i should just invent loads of new words. joyce is the linguistic equivalent of microtonality

hng

This is the worst April Fool's Day prank I've ever seen.

^new board description

F'real, have yet to see a single conspiracy theory.

Unless...thaaaaaaat's the conspiiiiiiracy.

mordy, spill your secrets

imago isn't a mystery to me, I feel like I know him and I love his posts

I got 5 on it

I thought sleepingbag was the same person as gabbneb. I don't know anything about any of these people though.

Amateurs.

lol

Here we go.

I have it on good authority that trace residues of microtonal English still linger among regional accents. They are our last bastion against received well-tempered pronunciation.

Sauchiehall Street on a Saturday night, amirite?

is Old Lunch Deric W. Haircare?

Shhhhhhhhhh (gently places chloroform-soaked rag over conrad's nose and mouth)

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

is pork lamb

guys i think kurt schwitterz is chaki!!

is sarahell sarahel?

i'm british af mate.

Well, I don't know where to start

af means "as France" iirc

who is rob?

all the mates round the ends

xp
it's an acronym for Return Of Brodie

Feels like we're milling around a neverending work party where people keep pasting new nametags over their old ones and putting on ridiculous wigs and instead of hobnobbing and gladhanding we just keep asking people who the hell is that dude named Banana Johnson over there, no not there, over there next to the shrimp cocktail.

"report post as NSFW"

Jack Boson Underworked is Bo Jackson Overdrive