This is the worst April Fool's Day prank I've ever seen.
― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 00:19 (five years ago) link
^new board description
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link
F'real, have yet to see a single conspiracy theory.
Unless...thaaaaaaat's the conspiiiiiiracy.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 00:43 (five years ago) link
mordy, spill your secrets
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 April 2019 01:00 (five years ago) link
imago isn't a mystery to me, I feel like I know him and I love his posts
― Dan S, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 01:25 (five years ago) link
I got 5 on it
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 02:32 (five years ago) link
I thought sleepingbag was the same person as gabbneb. I don't know anything about any of these people though.
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 06:50 (five years ago) link
Amateurs.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 07:04 (five years ago) link
lol
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 07:14 (five years ago) link
Here we go.
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 07:54 (five years ago) link
I have it on good authority that trace residues of microtonal English still linger among regional accents. They are our last bastion against received well-tempered pronunciation.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 08:51 (five years ago) link
Sauchiehall Street on a Saturday night, amirite?
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 08:53 (five years ago) link
is Old Lunch Deric W. Haircare?
― conrad, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 09:27 (five years ago) link
Shhhhhhhhhh (gently places chloroform-soaked rag over conrad's nose and mouth)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:18 (five years ago) link
is pork lamb
― mark s, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:29 (five years ago) link
guys i think kurt schwitterz is chaki!!
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link
is sarahell sarahel?
― rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link
i'm british af mate.
Well, I don't know where to start
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
af means "as France" iirc
― rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link
who is rob?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link
all the mates round the ends
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link
xpit's an acronym for Return Of Brodie
― rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
Feels like we're milling around a neverending work party where people keep pasting new nametags over their old ones and putting on ridiculous wigs and instead of hobnobbing and gladhanding we just keep asking people who the hell is that dude named Banana Johnson over there, no not there, over there next to the shrimp cocktail.
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link
"report post as NSFW"
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link
Jack Boson Underworked is Bo Jackson Overdrive
― say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
xxxp -- hey Deric, do you know if there's any shrimp cocktail at this party, and if they skimped on the horseradish again?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
The name is Banana Johnson, thank you, and I'm afraid the shrimp has spoiled from sitting out since yesterday afternoon. (peels 'OLD LUNCH' warning label from container of aged shrimp and applies over current nametag)
― Piecing together a lost culture from an unearthed Joshua Kadison CD (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link
Banana Johnson is the Fairweather Johnson of possible names for hypothetical socks ('WC Handjob' being the Cracked Rear View, obvs)
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link
can you guys not talk about me
― ian, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link
oh shit ian is Banana Johnson? I thought he was Big Jim Swells
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link
No, Banana Johnson is Doug Boatgorilla.
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link
🤨
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link
srsly tho sb what
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 December 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link
honestly just bumping this thread so it's right above that other one
― sarahell, Sunday, 29 December 2019 05:31 (four years ago) link