my realest, most fucked up thoughts, feelings + conspiracy theories abt. ILX: a list

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is Old Lunch Deric W. Haircare?

conrad, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 09:27 (five years ago) link

Shhhhhhhhhh (gently places chloroform-soaked rag over conrad's nose and mouth)

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

is pork lamb

mark s, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 10:29 (five years ago) link

guys i think kurt schwitterz is chaki!!

sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link

is sarahell sarahel?

rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link

i'm british af mate.

Well, I don't know where to start

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link

af means "as France" iirc

rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

who is rob?

sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link

all the mates round the ends

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

xp
it's an acronym for Return Of Brodie

rob, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

Feels like we're milling around a neverending work party where people keep pasting new nametags over their old ones and putting on ridiculous wigs and instead of hobnobbing and gladhanding we just keep asking people who the hell is that dude named Banana Johnson over there, no not there, over there next to the shrimp cocktail.

"report post as NSFW"

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

Jack Boson Underworked is Bo Jackson Overdrive

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link

xxxp -- hey Deric, do you know if there's any shrimp cocktail at this party, and if they skimped on the horseradish again?

sarahell, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

The name is Banana Johnson, thank you, and I'm afraid the shrimp has spoiled from sitting out since yesterday afternoon. (peels 'OLD LUNCH' warning label from container of aged shrimp and applies over current nametag)

Banana Johnson is the Fairweather Johnson of possible names for hypothetical socks ('WC Handjob' being the Cracked Rear View, obvs)

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link

can you guys not talk about me

ian, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

oh shit ian is Banana Johnson? I thought he was Big Jim Swells

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link

No, Banana Johnson is Doug Boatgorilla.

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

🤨

mumsnet blvd (wins), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link

🤨

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

srsly tho sb what

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 December 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

honestly just bumping this thread so it's right above that other one

sarahell, Sunday, 29 December 2019 05:31 (four years ago) link


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