marketing of masculinity

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Besides, Dr Bronners works fine.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 6 May 2019 11:32 (four years ago) link

Not judging, but kind of an ugly woman up there in pomenitul's pic.

pplains, Monday, 6 May 2019 12:29 (four years ago) link

i don't think she's necessarily ugly - she's just made some questionable style choices. like, she's put a lot of work into what is a fairly ludicrous hairstyle, but hasn't done anything at all about her skin. it's almost as if she's trying to blend as male, but if she is the total lack of a beard is a dead giveaway.

Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Monday, 6 May 2019 23:19 (four years ago) link

a former Netflix creative director just raised $1.6 million for a startup that sells "straight edge" water in tall boy cans and their tagline is "nothing's better than water at murdering your thirst"https://t.co/KJI6Dx0tWd pic.twitter.com/dXBva5A0uP

— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) May 7, 2019

does this count

Simon H., Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

spengleroffthescale.jpg

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

going for a metal vibe, which is disproportionately male, so I'll say it clears the bar

mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

jesus fucking christ

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

I love innovation

Simon H., Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link

would count just as well as response to the totenkopf-aesthetic post in the other thread tho. lmao @ the blackletter

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

You guys think you're so smart, huh. Why aren't you rich like Mike Cessario?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

also connects to the silicon valley thread. I had to consider my options.

Simon H., Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

age of mergers

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

in fairness sprite's dreary injunction to "obey your thirst" clearly does not cut it in this time of upheaval

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link

Elan Sleazebaggano was a male Balosar slythmonger who was present on Coruscant, the capital of the Galactic Republic, during the Separatist Crisis.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

how the hell is LIQUID DEATH not a Nathan Fielder thing

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

we've definitely crossed the line from "commercials are indistinguishable from Tim & Eric homages" to "products seem to be designed by Nathan Fielder"

mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5-03R8XsAAS-BS.jpg:small

always looking for brands that speak to me

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle. I'll admit it.

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link

I was killing time at the bar over beers last week and started writing down a list of products think are embarrassing to buy versus products that are actually mortifying

kind of split the difference on Charmin with the bears on the packaging

mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

ass cream? you're a man who admits his problems and is taking care of them

water with a metal design scheme? mortifying

mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

the text on shampoo bottles is routinely amazing to me

especially love those that offer a french translation

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

you're giving away my french language learning program idea

mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

rincez, ecoutez, et repetez

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

vrais poo for mes sham friends

Simon H., Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

especially love those that offer a french translation

― mookieproof, Tuesday, May 7, 2019 12:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post

Man, tell me about it. I can't even buy a chainsaw in North America without seeing that prissy language all over everything.

https://i.imgur.com/kVs6llT.png

pplains, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

Hey, Poulan! France is in Europe, ok?

pplains, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

i've never understood why the french are so bad at chainsaw safety, but glad that the safety messaging is targeting them now

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

miss u, Poulan Weed Eater Bowl

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

I thought the famous chainsaw massacre happened in Texas?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

more like Paris, Texas

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

The Liquid Death thing has a very retro 90s anti-marketing marketing kind of vibe to it. I could see it being successful for a short time and then falling off the map.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

so bad ass....

We couldn't find a makeup brand formulated specifically for men's skin; so we created one: https://t.co/X0xaeIOBsV pic.twitter.com/XDRySRWTkq

— War Paint (@warpaintmufm) May 8, 2019

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

marketing opportunity missed by not calling it ForSkin

mick signals, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link

they'll probably change the name to that after they find out that the band "warpaint" contains GIRLS, thus ruining their brand name forever

Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link

marketing opportunity missed by not calling it ForSkin

irl lol

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link

This was literally the exact premise of an episode of Corporate.

Simon H., Wednesday, 8 May 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link

Men, should you be wearing makeup? Probably – you look terrible. pic.twitter.com/BPWDqahjqU

— Corporate (@corporate) January 30, 2019

Simon H., Wednesday, 8 May 2019 23:26 (four years ago) link

So You Want to Market a Product for Men

Remember, any product can be marketed to men, even something that has been the exclusive province of women for time immemorial, like water. All you need to do is make sure your marketing materials are really tough and masculine.

Connect with men by showing them things they love. Things like: fire, tattoos, blood (non-menstrual), skulls, bulls, spikes, leather bracelets, dirt, rocks, SEXXX, mountains, cold hard CA$$$H, motorcycles, barbells, gray T-shirts, red meat, Joe Rogan, golden retrievers, skateboarding, camo, guitars, dinosaurs, sports, knives, arm-wrestling, regular wrestling, the constant all-consuming fear that if you don’t assert your masculinity aggressively enough people will dismiss you, sweat, shredded abs, tigers, saying swears, cigars, quoting Scarface, more SEX, weapons, Tucker Max, baseball caps, jackhammering, mud, trucks, iron, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, abandoned construction sites, brown liquors, those big tires you push over, etc.

So, for example, say you’re trying to sell an exciting new fruit-forward Pinot Noir from Oregon. Call it Dirt Blood, and have your ads be videos of a man driving a truck on a dirt road and chugging Pinot, before pulling over to make out with a woman with big boobs (hot). Then maybe he looks into the camera and says something like, “Dirt … It’s in my blood.” And you’re like, What? But you’re also pumped. You’re pumped to buy a wine called Dirt Blood.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 10 May 2019 12:20 (four years ago) link

not a great attempt

FernandoHierro, Friday, 10 May 2019 12:22 (four years ago) link

Love that it only took a handful of replies before the War Paint twitter dude 'actually'-ed a woman.

Artisanal Personality Disorder (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 May 2019 12:30 (four years ago) link

i legit thought the war paint thing was a parody

marcos, Friday, 10 May 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

We may have previously been safe in assuming such things but we're kind of in a whole new world now.

Artisanal Personality Disorder (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 May 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link

Liquid Death seems like a pretty tongue-in-cheek angle, the true insecure macho version would be, like, "Tactical H20" in camo flasks (maybe this already exists, but I'd rather not know).

days of being riled (zchyrs), Friday, 10 May 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link

(This is not to say that Liquid Death isn't also stupid and embarrassing).

days of being riled (zchyrs), Friday, 10 May 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link

eagerly awaiting the emergence of an anal hygiene product for manly men

they can call it "DoucheBro"

Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Friday, 10 May 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link

Emena.

pomenitul, Friday, 10 May 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link

Old Spice

Yerac, Friday, 10 May 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link

epsom salts?

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 10 May 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

like ..... water?

an overarching problem here is the stupidity of all marketing i mean i know we all get that but

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 10 May 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link


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