The Nintendo Switch

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oh they're not sharp on the ps for sure! but they are NOTABLY more awkward on the switch. and not just for precision; I can't even play it for very long as it ends up hurting my hands.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 May 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

For a game that mostly involves rolling around, it's astounding how weird and counterintuitive the Switch controls are. Shit like push up to turn left or whatever.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

the fundamental dual-analog controls are the same as they ever were, and they make sense to me. you just pretend like you're the little dude holding the giant ball with your arms out in front of you. if you wanted to spin the ball in place to the left, you would push forward on the right side while pulling back on the left, and that's exactly what you do with the analog sticks

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

yeah, they feel kind of good to me. the weirdness of them also complements the overall experience.

i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

and of course, just as in real life, if you wanted to do a turbo boost forward you would wildly and rapidly push your arms forward and backwards until it happens, suffering through multiple false-starts and accidentally facing the wrong direction in the process

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

my only control beef is with that stupid turbo boost, which i've never been able to pull off with any consistency on any platform

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

the ultimate would be a golden tee style fixed spinning ball that you could walk around with AR goggles

i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

but we simply aren't there yet

i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

yet

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

you're rolling a big asymmetrical chunk of awkwardly-shaped stuff around spaces littered with more awkwardly-shaped stuff, maybe the controls should be clunky and frustrating

yeah, they feel kind of good to me. the weirdness of them also complements the overall experience.

Both exactly right. These controls aren't unwieldy because they're badly designed, they're unwieldy because a) what you're doing is unwieldy, it's a laughably awkward feat you're attempting and it feels laughably awkward on purpose, and b) because if katamari worked on a simple and frictionless single stick push-left-go-left control system there'd be literally no game left, 100% of the fun here comes from struggling to get this big dumb sticky ball to do what you want it to do. If your response when that goes wrong is "grr" instead of "lol" then yeah you're just playing the wrong game.

JimD, Friday, 10 May 2019 09:29 (four years ago) link

See also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlezone_(1980_video_game)

JimD, Friday, 10 May 2019 09:32 (four years ago) link

jim otm

ciderpress, Friday, 10 May 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link

I respect your opinion, but it is kind of bonkers to me that anybody would defend clunky controls as intentional, in keeping with the game.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 May 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link

I'd decided that I don't have time for a Switch in my life, and was just obsessively reading this and the BOTW threads. But today I realized that maybe if I got a Switch I would spend less time on Twitter!

but everybody calls me, (lukas), Friday, 10 May 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link

the sweeetch is amazing, and you should rearrange your time for it. you might want to wait and see what this next gen of hardware will look like, though.

i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 10 May 2019 23:11 (four years ago) link

lately, been playing much lego city on the small screen in the kitchen with my 3.9 year old, which frees up the tv for my partner. it has revolutionized gaming in a single television shared living space.

i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 10 May 2019 23:13 (four years ago) link

For sure. When the rest of my family hits the basement to watch reality shows or whatever, I just take the Switch upstairs.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 May 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link

Tune in on Wednesday, May 15 at 3 p.m. PT / 6 p.m. ET for a roughly 15-minute presentation packed with information all about #SuperMarioMaker2 for #NintendoSwitch. pic.twitter.com/YUEDCzKQO4

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) May 14, 2019

ciderpress, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link

I never owned a WiiU, and I have been waiting to play Super MarioMaker for years—I am so so so excited to finally get the chance. I’m a long time watcher of SMM YouTube videos and twitch streams, it’ll be interesting to try my hand at it.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link

i'm a little worried that i'm going to pay $59 for it, build a single level that sucks and no one else plays, and then never play it again. but everyone who plays mario maker seems to love it so there's probably a lot more to it!

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

i don't enjoy Making things other than music so i'm probably gonna wait a month or 2 on it until enough good levels are out there

ciderpress, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link

I bought the first one bc I had a Wii U and I wanted to but I might skip this one out unless it has a full campaign from Nintendo packed in. In all likelihood the most fun I personally can have with this game will be watching videos of speed runners playing miserable levels

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

yeah it's a better stream game than it is a game

ciderpress, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link

anyone buying these "game vouchers"? with even nintendo titles offered in some sales, i'm not sure it's worth it.

i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 May 2019 01:34 (four years ago) link

its essentially just a $20 discount if you buy 2 full price games at once, right?

i don't think there's 2 $60 games now or on the horizon that i want digitally, wld prefer physical copies of fire emblem and the like

ciderpress, Thursday, 16 May 2019 02:27 (four years ago) link

yeah, but you don't have to buy them at once. just within a year of when you purchased the vouchers.

i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 May 2019 02:52 (four years ago) link

I’d go for it but even if I wanted to pick up like Yoshi and Mario Party I am in too deep on physical copies to change my mind now

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link

Anyway the story mode might be enough for me to buy Maker 2, I can make a few bad levels and then just play the Nintendo levels and maybe Matt Thorson’s

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link

Speaking of Fire Emblem, Famitsu had some crunchy details and some nerds translated and summarized https://serenesforest.net/2019/05/15/three-houses-second-famitsu-article-skills-crests-battalions-academy/

Systems!

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2019 05:11 (four years ago) link

yeah i've gone into preview blackout on that one since there's some supposed story leaks floating around along with the officially released stuff

ciderpress, Thursday, 16 May 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link

attempting to give life advice to your students is a funny alternate take on the relationship mechanics though, i approve

ciderpress, Thursday, 16 May 2019 13:13 (four years ago) link

Anyone played Trine 2? Looks cool, seems to be well reviewed, never heard of it before.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 18 May 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

it's an old indie game, co-op platformer for 3 players. i played a bit of the first one and it was alright, i assume 2 is more of the same

ciderpress, Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

Trine games in my experience look lovely but play really clumsily, and don’t have anything really in the way of original ideas. Vanilla platforming with a bit of polish and some story tacked on.

JimD, Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

Resident Evil 4 for the Switch reportedly does not feature upgraded graphics or gameplay, drops the motion controls of the Wii version (and apparently lacks the motion controls they gave Revelations on Switch), and is digital only. And costs $10 more than the same game on PS or Xbox. That's kind BS.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

I’ll echo the benefits of the switch in a one tv household. They should’ve had me cuddled up with my wife playing my switch while she watches Bravo instead of that loft party in the original commercials.

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 20 May 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

timespinner is getting a switch release next week. it's a nice little castlevania-like that i enjoyed, the story is a bit obtuse but it got the atmosphere just right.

ciderpress, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

so this sale nintendo is currently doing...
http://i.imgur.com/soNN8hO.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

hrm

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link

oh, ha; figured it out: i was at nintendo's argentina gamestore!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link

anyways i finally got mario/rabbids for $20; will report back

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

is this the first sale for stardew on switch?

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

now only $846

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link

I think we can assume there's no more Nintendo first party games left to announce through the end of 2019, but now the only thing we know for next year is Animal Crossing.

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

This looks like it could be killer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egzb6_HCqQw

Assuming it's not based on the movie ;P

DJI, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

Link's Awakening at $60 is youth.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link

Youth=youch.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link

saturdays=youch

ciderpress, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 02:36 (four years ago) link

the music in the botw 2 teaser... god damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcup-mRDjmA

lumen (esby), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link

$60 for video games remains an absurd value, there are indie games I’ve paid $20 for that I wish were $60

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 03:31 (four years ago) link


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