Taking Sides: "Do They Know It's Christmas?" vs "We Are the World"

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I knew the culturcide version before I ever heard of the real WATW. Its pretty funny, but you can't really come to the real one after it....

I know, right?, Monday, 23 July 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link

How different a thread would this be if Harry Belafonte's original intention regarding WATW - that it feature only black performers - had come to pass?

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

no Cyndi Lauper, no credibility

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'd have missed Cyndi, and lots of other white folx too.

Martin Van Burne, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

BTW, why is this not a poll thread please?

Martin Van Burne, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm afraid of the results.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Alfred: we talk about a bad song, which hasn't got better because of the performance. Or I just can't get your point.

zeus, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

OMFG OLD ILX WAS SO STUPID. We are the World >>>>>> Do they know its xmas

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Britishes at least have a valid chauvinistic reason for preferring Band Aid, but jeez, how long have the rest of you been living in a Bizarro world where Bob Geldof and Midge Ure write better songs than Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie?

this cannot be stated enough

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link

WATW = maudlin sappy gag-reflex mush

ledge, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

"Tonight thank God it's them instead of you"

http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/apr2007/20070406_ethiopia.jpg http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/12/12/nbrit112.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Culturcide's version was better.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I agree with your premise JW - Richie/Jackson theoretically ought to be able to write the better song - but WATW isn't it. Melodically, it's OK, hardly prime work from either guy; lyrically I mean it's not the offensive & condescending "Do They Know?" but I'd rather be offended by content than by vague nonsense (what the hell does "we are the children" mean in the context of the chorus? which children: the starving children? no, "we" are the ones who make a brighter day and are called upon to give; however, we are also "the children" etc etc - just total nonsense, deploying the word "children" 'cause everybody likes children - bizarre, confusing, senseless)

J0hn D., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link

As the Culturcide chorus goes:

"We're not the world, we're not the children,
We're just bosses and bureaucrats and rock 'n' roll hasbeens,
There's a choice we're never given,
To run our own lives,
Without it, your better day is just a better lie."

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Again, WATW is redeemed by the vocal performances.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link

You're insane.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Culturcide's is better than either, agreed.

Otherwise, this thread is pretty 0_o to me! It's like being asked "which do you prefer, this turd or that turd"?

Pashmina, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

They're both pretty awful records!

Pashmina, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

A better idea would have been "Let It Be (Zeebrugge)" versus "Ferry 'Cross The Mersey (Hillsborough)."

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

"We Are The World" is the biggest dollop of tepid, runny, poisoned-pancreatic pooh ever to be subjected on human ears. Raise your damn standards.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Although the real winner in this debate of course is "Sun City."

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Someone post a Japanese version of "Do They Know?" so I can make a final decision.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I liked the Austrian Band Aid song (Opus?) where the chorus went "We're only doing this so that we can feel better" or something along those lines.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

No one's arguing that either song is a good one in and of itself.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

what the hell does "we are the children" mean in the context of the chorus? which children: the starving children? no, "we" are the ones who make a brighter day and are called upon to give; however, we are also "the children" etc etc - just total nonsense, deploying the word "children" 'cause everybody likes children - bizarre, confusing, senseless

That's incredibly disingenuous, J0hn. "We are the world/We are the children" is rather obviously hippie-esque "We are all one people" imagery, followed on with "we're the lucky ones who should help out the less fortunate ones" moral imperative. I kind of don't see how you can find that confusing or bizarre unless you're trying to shore up a shakey rhetorical stance based on thinking the song eats moose balls.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought "we are the children" in the chorus meant=take a child's like view of the world and how to defeat hunger, we're saving our own lives, etc.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Geldof famously described DTKIC as "fucking Z Cars on a toy piano."

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

How can they say "We are the world" when the starving people are part of the world too? Are they trying to say that they're starving, but want to help themselves as well? Is that what they mean by making "a better day for you and me?" And how did I get involved with this?

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

</FreshmanYear>

HI DERE, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

liked the Austrian Band Aid song (Opus?) where the chorus went "We're only doing this so that we can feel better" or something along those lines.

Yeah, among the bits from Live Aid I VHS'd was Opus and friends. "Once you were a princess, woooh! Now you are a beggar, woooh!"

Spoiled it a bit when you realise it was obviusly at the same 'taping' when they recorded the video for "Live is life, ba na na na nah!

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Hear 'N Aid>>>>>>WatW & DTKICT

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link

<subtext>"I dooooooooooooo."</subtext>

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Not very good at all - "Tears Are Not Enough," the Canadian Band Aid record. If only they'd covered the ABC song.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

In light of Burton Cummings' brilliant "Gordon Lightfoot Does Maggie May" routine I would like to see Gordy covering the whole of Lexicon Of Love.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

The We Are The World album has Prince's "4 the Tears In Your Eyes" on it, so its existence was good for something.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay purely as a songwriting thing, Do They Know It's Christmas was better.

Bimble, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Making a charity record that started with african drums and a funeral bell was somewhat startling at the time.

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Fed through a Fairlight by renowned African drummers Phil Collins and Jon Moss.

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuckin' A, Mark G! :) I was an anglophile even at 13 years of age. You bet I was.

Bimble, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Also do you think anyone in my middle school (or junior high) knew who the hell Frankie Goes To Hollywood was besides me? Not a fucking chance.

Bimble, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I used to buy Brit teenager mags, see that's how it all started. That's how I figured out who Scritti Politti was.

Bimble, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Also do you think anyone in my middle school (or junior high) knew who the hell Frankie Goes To Hollywood was besides me? Not a fucking chance.

Yeah, how could anyone possibly know about a group with an inescapable top 10 hit?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link

not at that time they hadn't a top 10 hit yet! :)

Bimble, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Best bit on DTKIC: "I can't get the laugh right Bob."

Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Anyway sorry to diverge the thread. Continue as normal.

Bimble, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Dan I have seriously always been mystified by "we are the children," makes no sense to me poetically or otherwise in that chorus

J0hn D., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Seriously, replace "the" with "God's" and you've got your answer.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Besides being unapologetically Christian, "Do They Know It's Christmas?" has the honor of featuring no blacks or women in lead roles.

So because most UK people are white (and were in 1984 to an even bigger extent), then they are racist?

As for the women thing, 80s New Romantics was all about male vocals. Most music was back then. And male vocals have always sounded better anyway.

Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link


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