Lol noooooJake with the floppy hair who lives on my street and wants to watch horror movies with me!!!!!
― surm, Friday, 5 July 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link
damn, see what I miss by hating horror movies
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 July 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link
:P he let me top and now I want a burger
― surm, Saturday, 6 July 2019 06:21 (four years ago) link
Horror movies, topping and burgers?! Keep that one!
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 6 July 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link
Omg right
― surm, Saturday, 6 July 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link
hooked up with a dude at a wedding I attended -- Brooklyn's good for that sort of thing
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 July 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link
Lol Brooklyn is so slutty. What did he look like?! Give us the deets
― surm, Saturday, 6 July 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
I don't get nuthin in Brooklyn
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 July 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
I feel lost that I haven't had my fill of Manhattan gays everAm I missing much?This guy I was seeing recently gave me a dispassionate goodbye and I figured we came to parting ways but he texted last nightI'm gonna make him wait a few days before I respond.
― surm, Sunday, 7 July 2019 12:20 (four years ago) link
I shaved my balls while listening to The Hidden Cameras this morning. Don't really care for the song that much but I really like the lyrics:
Hunting hair to find emotional graceI am scared you'll see my body and knowThat removing hair has taken over my lifeAnd I don't know how to stop
I want another enema, nema, nemaGood waste is an oxymoron, moron, moronMy body is an exit wound, oh my wounds, oh my woundsI want another enema, nema, nema
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 7 July 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link
hairless balls make me sad
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 July 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link
they also make you itch
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 July 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link
I flip-flop on whether or not I'm a man who is crotch-hairy or crotch-shaven but usually it's just a once-a-year thing when it gets hot. I am rollerblading a lot these days, speaking of gay. I went 13 km yesterday, with my shirt off.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 7 July 2019 23:42 (four years ago) link
video or it didn't happen
when I had my stem-cell transplant my crotch hair fell out and frankly it was traumatic
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link
OmgThat so isI had a traumatic incident with hair removal last summer so this year I'm committed to being a total caveman beard and all
― surm, Monday, 8 July 2019 02:15 (four years ago) link
It doesn't need to be shaved to the skin for me, but I am no fan of a briar patch down there.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:36 (four years ago) link
Ok admittedly I did trim yesterday
― surm, Monday, 8 July 2019 02:39 (four years ago) link
But like just the essentials
― surm, Monday, 8 July 2019 02:40 (four years ago) link
but Eric, it adds so much mystery
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link
Save that bush for Jessica Fletcher.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
BaahhhahhahhahahahhhhahahahahahaShe was (obv) just on my TV today
― surm, Monday, 8 July 2019 02:46 (four years ago) link
I find that pouring gin over the pubes causes them to gasp and self-immolate.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 July 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link
I love my boyfriend so much! We watched the pilot for Pose over dinner at his suggestion and it was weird and sad and beautiful and cheesy and I kissed him after dinner and it was so nice
We are going to Berlin for a vacation at the end of the month, what should we do? A friend is putting us up in Mitte
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 8 July 2019 03:05 (four years ago) link
Yesss we have been watching pose tooIt's a v strong show
― surm, Monday, 8 July 2019 03:32 (four years ago) link
you guysi did not feel strong about my sensual encounter yesterday
― surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link
Last night I watched the Press Your Luck reboot with my BF and it seemed like the right thing to be doing.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
how long have you guys been together?
― surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
More than 3 years, somehow! (We were friends for 7+ years before that though.)
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
<3 :+) :+)
― surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link
The real bummer about this set-up, and one which has set up a fairly big potential landmine up for us both, is that we respect each other too much as friends to actually go through with some of the fights that I think it's necessary to have with a significant other. (Not all of them; we have fought. Just not with the id fully unsheathed.)
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link
necessary fights = why i have avoided having a S.O.
No Drama Morbama
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
You'll note I've started a tad fewer pointless fights on ILX these last few years.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
i do know what u meanconflict avoidance can backfirebut honestly sounds lovely!
― surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
Possibly controversial belief alert, but relationship fights, I think, are a useful tool in helping people better themselves.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
they take a huge toll on me, but admittedlysometimes they have made me grow(in a big way)currently reading "why buddhism is true"i like it!!!
― surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
i like to grow alone
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link
lolyou can grow your own way!
― surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
Play the way you feel itBut listen carefully to the soundOf your loneliness
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link
like a heartbeatdrives u madin the stillness of remembering...
― surm, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
hey, i haven't posted this in years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoEJQ6ZDzIo
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
What a mixtape we could all make.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
Five songs in: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5HSbx72tmvR7QNK2233wcs?si=GcIkMYT-RlOmbuAEosXLPw
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link
excited!!! now if only spotify's web player would work
― surm, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
When it does, it's a collaborative playlist so add whatever gives you life this summer.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link
so amped, i will work on it from my phone too
― surm, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link
can you add to it you're on free spotify? i stopped paying for it recently because i rarely used it.
anyway, someone add this on my behalf, please
https://open.spotify.com/track/7815vygbItI6iQg8DTkofq
― Funky Isolations (jed_), Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
I'll Do It Again gets such a wild response.
― Funky Isolations (jed_), Thursday, 11 July 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
That's not the Steely Dan track right? (Link isn't working.)
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link
https://open.spotify.com/track/7815vygbItI6iQg8DTkofq?si=DR8mu7jGTY6M_y9kCliM8g
I'll Do It Again by Omar S.
― Funky Isolations (jed_), Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
Added!
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
i have a really unpopular title ready, so beat me to it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
No please share.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
Hurry up and make the thread I have sumthin to say
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/d1b2b986c8e1ef88e9f1f57f29725a01/tumblr_p542ecSrAK1tstd16o2_250.gif
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
Oh no, I was posting that in a Jazmine Masters voice
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link
--- - Oop
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link
Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link