Ooh, I could vote in an ILM poll

a lot of oohs here too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0

Interestingly, a full year before "Ooh I Could Crush a Grape", Stu Francis released the clunkily titled "I Could Have Crushed a Grape".

https://img.discogs.com/LY5GUf5sZ-vl3ydMzAl3y-v39B4=/fit-in/600x602/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5020058-1451128749-1406.jpeg.jpg

Can't find any trace of this on YouTube though :(

Written and produced by Brian Chatton (Francis at least had a co-write on "Ooh.."), a session guy with a fairly credible track record who, nonetheless, also played on this 'Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do' perennial:

https://direct.rhapsody.com/imageserver/images/alb.118624068/500x500.jpg

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Classic poll.

BALLOON

missed this and therefore "jump off a doll's house" missed a deserved vote

I misremembered "Wrestle an Action Man" as "arm-wrestle an action man"

I occasionally over the years have found myself repeating some of these phrases out loud to the bemusement of my kids.

"Prize open a mince pie" has been slept on imo

I somehow missed that Chas & Dave did a theme tune for Crackerjack.

https://youtube/b7WVgZ6dbsw