Interestingly, a full year before "Ooh I Could Crush a Grape", Stu Francis released the clunkily titled "I Could Have Crushed a Grape".
Can't find any trace of this on YouTube though :(
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 12:40 (eleven months ago) link
Written and produced by Brian Chatton (Francis at least had a co-write on "Ooh.."), a session guy with a fairly credible track record who, nonetheless, also played on this 'Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do' perennial:
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 12:45 (eleven months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 24 August 2019 00:01 (ten months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 25 August 2019 00:01 (ten months ago) link
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Sunday, 16 February 2020 22:35 (four months ago) link
― nashwan, Sunday, 16 February 2020 23:27 (four months ago) link