corniest selection on the ringer's "40 best songs of 1999"

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i dont think will smith's 'miami' is that corny really. big willie style is the last time he could get away w/ non corny records (altho 'just the 2 of us' is pretty oversentimental)

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Thursday, 1 August 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

It was an old millenium, no excuse me, willenium

help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

the spanish lyrics on miami are corny as fuck

jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link

spanish lyrics in miami vs spanish lyrics in beck songs

triple-washed (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

soy un maíz-idor

jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link

I believe you mean 'so open the door'

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

Will Smith - "Miami" will forever be tied in my mind to the statewide trauma of the 1998 NFC Championship thanks to this Vikings version of MIami done by KDWB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbMk1qffPNM

party in the Cities where the heat is on
Denny Green runnin' things in the Metrodome
and we're going to Miami

Bouncin' in the Cities with the purple and gold
Got your football senses on overload
and we're going to Miami

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 1, 2019 5:54 AM (four hours ago)

laughing my ass off at this

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

it's amazing

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

I, too, laughed my ass of at that. Everything about it. I laugh at the Vikings and their fans pretty frequently tbh.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

thats mean

Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Thursday, 1 August 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 5 August 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link

another station-produced parody of "miami"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqiSxNyK0MM

dyl, Monday, 5 August 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

Maybe 1999 isn't corny, but rather the list-making people are just bad at making lists.

billstevejim, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link

"hooch" is summer 98, why is it discussed here

billstevejim, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

Okay the corniest selection here is def "24. Blackstreet - "Take Me There" ft. Mya, Ma$e & Blinky Blink"

Since it's blackstreet who would ever believe this is actually cornier than "All Star" but it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEpiB8AfSao

billstevejim, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link

Also this is what the music in every Target commercial sounds like now

billstevejim, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

that song is cute & fun

dyl, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

Movie Soundtrack from Rugrats The Movie

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH right

thank god I was an adult in 1999

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 5 August 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

also that LFO song is the worst

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 5 August 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

hah I wonder if Mark Mothersbaugh got a big royalty check for that one

frogbs, Monday, 5 August 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

God Didn't Spend Nearly Enough Time on You

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 August 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

lol

dyl, Monday, 5 August 2019 23:18 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link

Len - Steal My Sunshine 2

you fools

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

two motherfuckers tried to steal my sunshine

Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 00:42 (four years ago) link

for some reason I heard "Tender" in a bar at the weekend and there is not enough contempt for that godawful week-long dirge here. seriously personally offended that The Thong Song got more votes than it

also add me to the list of people who never, uh, got "You Get What You Give"

PS "Steal My Sunshine" is great of course

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link

"hooch" is summer 98, why is it discussed here

― billstevejim, Monday, August 5, 2019 11:11 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

This is why it finally received its own (semi-)dedicated thread.

Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

The crazy town is obv the best

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

oopa wrong thread ... although sort of the right thread

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link

i wouldn't have put it past these listmakers to have deemed "butterfly" a 1999 song

dyl, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 01:18 (four years ago) link


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