Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

I see the league is going to be as competitive as ever.

Bournemouth finish about as well as my local team

man why wwas this the game they gave us here locally

Bournemouth look terrible

Sheffield, well, mama always said....

finally a goal

lol...Bournemouth gonna Bournemouth. give away the equalizer with 2 minutes left

silby your team got a draw....against a 10 man Everton....at home.

could be worse! a point is a point

Billy Sharp :D

Grealish has got a bit of a Cathy Dennis thing going on here now, hmm

Didn't watch a ton of Spurs last season but thought Eric Died was as poor as Trippier, be interested to see if he lasts the season as a regular

Ooh good chance for lucas

Eric died lol

Danny Rose might end up outlasting Poch.

Lol not deliberate
Xp

Grealish can't pull off that look like Patrick Berger could.

Actually watched a snide broadcast of everton v palace in an everton pub... never felt in much danger of exposing myself with extravagant gloating goal celebrations.

Glass half full: we gritted out a point we didn't deserve

Half empty: we played shit and should have been stuffed and are definitely going down if that's the best we've got

wanna hear darragh on that goal

Lol, starting like we ended last season.

One punt down the middle

Sweet pass, way too easy. Spurs will still win I think but hella shakey at the back.

disgrace

Villa have looked the more dangerous side since they scored.

hateful hateful sport

Weak finish, didn't channel his namesake enough.
Aside from the moura chance the quality of spurs' crosses has been excreable

playing like they just expect goals to come to them

This whole 45 has been an excellent argument as to why we shouldn't sell Eriksen.

silby your team got a draw....against a 10 man Everton....at home.

could be worse! a point is a point

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, August 10, 2019 8:54 AM (one hour ago)

I caught the thrilling final moments in the form of the text feed on FlashScore. Not a bad start to my career as an English football fan

Harry Kane gots the yips.

saved by the offside flag

Twitter Spurs fans giving up

We start where we left off last year. #Liverpool and #ManCity thrashing the opposition. I feel if #Spurs don’t beat ManCity next week then season over. It’s that predictable #Football #DeathOfFoorball #MoneyRuinsTheGame #LevelPlayingField

— Dylan Lewis (@DesignFourTweet) August 10, 2019

No top 4 this season #spurs #THFC #THFC

— HETSPURS (@HETSPURS) August 10, 2019

You can kind of see why all them players turned #Spurs down this week 😂😂

— Simon John 🎅🎄🎁🎅🎄🎁🎅 (@LoveSimon88) August 10, 2019

@HETSPURS

lol Twitter fans

Good to see a St Mirren player scoring in the EPL.

Out for a throw in ,jesus

what the fuuuuck

Lol at level playing field hashtag. When has this ever been the case?

also death to "foorball" hashtag

we have a "level playing field" in the States' top flight league via a salary cap and limit on number of international players. the result is a league full of shit teams and a few ok ones.

amazing throughball to the invisible forward

throwin my god

Can't help but think it's a little early for Villa to be camped inside their own box.
MLS sounds not that dissimilar to the epl when you put it like that

Kane is the best crosser Spurs have unfortunately

yes bus parking for 35 minutes will be a losing game.

who dy'all think the first sub will be

great, Serpico's on the field now

Haven't seen the benches but I assume eriksen is there and will be on first. Is llorente still at Spurs?

with the caveat that the shifting of the Overton window now means every position between third and 17th is midtable, this is absolutely a midtable team

If llorente has left does that mean that the entirety of Spurs striking options are Kane/son/moura?

And Troy Parrott, though he is a) not on the bench and b) legally a child.

Who are all really good but son/moura aren't really a stylistic replacement for kane obviously.

"oh hey the goalie is off his line, I'm going to strike a slow, bouncing shot towards goal"

Boom

lol i'm on a one minute delay, wonder what will happen

I'm really missing the dialogue between the players and a stadium of fans. Even the champions League final felt halfway like a friendly.

MLS is opening up games to small handfuls of fans, and this could be humorous. Just remembering pre-pandemic, a few years ago when a bunch of douches were harassing Tim Howard at a Colorado match and he loudly told them "go fuck your mother".

Harry Maguire found GUILTY of aggravated assault, resisting arrest, and repeated attempts of bribery.

— Martha Kelner (@marthakelner) August 25, 2020

lol that didn't take long

Andy Carroll with a timely reminder that he is the greatest striker England has ever produced pic.twitter.com/ZVslHlTBq8

— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) August 25, 2020

“Do you know who I am? I am very rich, I can give you money,”

“I am the leader of Manchester United”

already enjoying the commentary from experts on the Greek legal system on Twitter

lol also Phil Jones trending

lol also Phil Jones trending

So looks like Messi is going to City then :|

Shame Stoke are in the Championship

wet Tuesday nights will be available in Burnley, Leeds, Salford

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgSQvfZWkAMWSOH?format=jpg&name=medium

quite a lot of online Wolves fans throwing a fit about Doherty to Spurs, personally i have faith in the owners and Nuno tho the money quoted seems low, even in the mystery market of covidball. still i think this could be one of those deals where it works for everybody.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ega1xbtWoAARcFz?format=jpg&name=large

Young Doherty, circled

Pogba's got the 'rona

As do six Chelsea players apparently

Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

No EPL thread should be open for 13 months.