Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Grealish can't pull off that look like Patrick Berger could.

Actually watched a snide broadcast of everton v palace in an everton pub... never felt in much danger of exposing myself with extravagant gloating goal celebrations.

Glass half full: we gritted out a point we didn't deserve

Half empty: we played shit and should have been stuffed and are definitely going down if that's the best we've got

wanna hear darragh on that goal

Lol, starting like we ended last season.

One punt down the middle

Sweet pass, way too easy. Spurs will still win I think but hella shakey at the back.

disgrace

Villa have looked the more dangerous side since they scored.

hateful hateful sport

Weak finish, didn't channel his namesake enough.
Aside from the moura chance the quality of spurs' crosses has been excreable

playing like they just expect goals to come to them

This whole 45 has been an excellent argument as to why we shouldn't sell Eriksen.

silby your team got a draw....against a 10 man Everton....at home.

could be worse! a point is a point

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, August 10, 2019 8:54 AM (one hour ago)

I caught the thrilling final moments in the form of the text feed on FlashScore. Not a bad start to my career as an English football fan

Harry Kane gots the yips.

saved by the offside flag

Twitter Spurs fans giving up

We start where we left off last year. #Liverpool and #ManCity thrashing the opposition. I feel if #Spurs don’t beat ManCity next week then season over. It’s that predictable #Football #DeathOfFoorball #MoneyRuinsTheGame #LevelPlayingField

— Dylan Lewis (@DesignFourTweet) August 10, 2019

No top 4 this season #spurs #THFC #THFC

— HETSPURS (@HETSPURS) August 10, 2019

You can kind of see why all them players turned #Spurs down this week 😂😂

— Simon John 🎅🎄🎁🎅🎄🎁🎅 (@LoveSimon88) August 10, 2019

@HETSPURS

lol Twitter fans

Good to see a St Mirren player scoring in the EPL.

Out for a throw in ,jesus

what the fuuuuck

Lol at level playing field hashtag. When has this ever been the case?

also death to "foorball" hashtag

we have a "level playing field" in the States' top flight league via a salary cap and limit on number of international players. the result is a league full of shit teams and a few ok ones.

amazing throughball to the invisible forward

throwin my god

Can't help but think it's a little early for Villa to be camped inside their own box.
MLS sounds not that dissimilar to the epl when you put it like that

Kane is the best crosser Spurs have unfortunately

yes bus parking for 35 minutes will be a losing game.

who dy'all think the first sub will be

great, Serpico's on the field now

Haven't seen the benches but I assume eriksen is there and will be on first. Is llorente still at Spurs?

with the caveat that the shifting of the Overton window now means every position between third and 17th is midtable, this is absolutely a midtable team

If llorente has left does that mean that the entirety of Spurs striking options are Kane/son/moura?

And Troy Parrott, though he is a) not on the bench and b) legally a child.

Who are all really good but son/moura aren't really a stylistic replacement for kane obviously.

"oh hey the goalie is off his line, I'm going to strike a slow, bouncing shot towards goal"

Boom

lol i'm on a one minute delay, wonder what will happen

Calmly done

woooooow

Wesley has been shit at holding the ball up for villa

still a shit result though if they don't get another goal

Ooh free kick let's see the new attacker can't be in the wall rule

búm

Ooh save

Is Sanchez playing at CF?

Ndombele really feeling it right now, he's barca era ronaldinho in his head atm

XP llorente replacement

looks like a handball to me

Co-commentator "Danny rose is the only Tottenham outfield player not to have a shot on target"
Graphic -shots on target Spurs 5.????

wet Tuesday nights will be available in Burnley, Leeds, Salford

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgSQvfZWkAMWSOH?format=jpg&name=medium

quite a lot of online Wolves fans throwing a fit about Doherty to Spurs, personally i have faith in the owners and Nuno tho the money quoted seems low, even in the mystery market of covidball. still i think this could be one of those deals where it works for everybody.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ega1xbtWoAARcFz?format=jpg&name=large

Young Doherty, circled

Pogba's got the 'rona

As do six Chelsea players apparently

Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

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