Ugh, it is what it is
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
this thread is giving me a breakdown analysis
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
Nancy,
Bill from HR is currently on his honeymoon from Bali. Please address concerns about the workingness of things and people to his assistant, Yolanda.
Warmest Regards,Rhonda
*sent from my iPhone
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
Rhonda, I was following the newsletter closely until you took me off the recipients list after my last email change
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
hi nanch hi rondha bill here from the airport
typed on androif
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
iftheres anythig i can do let meknow i shoul be aleb to access the server from the plane wif
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
If you had updated your newsletter preferences in Salesforce and notified me via our airtable project management system, then we would not have this misunderstanding. :)
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
Hi all,
Just to remind everyone again (circ 6 of 2017 attached for ref) that users are not to access the servers from open/public wifi.
The issue of this access being locked down altogether is currently being investigated cf IT and Networks teamsite
Rgds
John
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
hi john i cant seem
its bill
i cant get to the it site
john its bill im at the airpot john please my wif
John,
That attachment didn't come through for me. Please resend? :)
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
Goddammit Rhonda
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
Bill
If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
John's taking a few days, any queries pls direct to IT Networks shared inbox.
HR
Don’t you see dmac? Outside your insulated bubble, it is living hell in this organization. The least you could do is approve the damn timesheets so I can buy groceries
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
Re: If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)
I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.
Cheers!Bill
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
Re:And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Q: has the meaning of 'trolling' changed?
A: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.
Lock thread.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Btw deems I finally got around to autoforwarding all of bill’s messages to his wife, like you asked several months ago Thanks!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Re: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
Re: these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
Bill got married? Good for Bill!
wait did everyone but me know
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
d, red wine goes to my headMakes me forget that I still need her so
― Evan, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, August 12, 2019 1:07 PM
lol, lock it yourself
― mod, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link
Oh shit, the boss is in town
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link
I do finger quotes every time I post, does that count as a trolling
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
No one’s ever met the boss, except for the exit interview
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
Lads, you can't troll in here! This is the Pun Room!
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
Lol Salesforce mention just triggered me
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
this is incredible
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
tracer ita bill from the aorpot pls
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link
*weeks of silence*
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
> dmac this is nancy in department 19F - can you approve my timesheet> when you get a moment? Thanks!darragh,did we ever get this sortedyrs,E
darragh,
did we ever get this sorted
yrs,E
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
d, red wine, it's up to youAll I can do I've doneMemories won't go, memories won't go
― Evan, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
Can we get everyone into the boardroom please, the Chairwoman wants to say a few words
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f5/6a/91/f56a91f00bb33e95ea2eca78e57e5ec7.jpg
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
"NANCY, 19, F"
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
"FONDLY REMEMBERED"
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
https://ap.mnocdn.no/images/779d0478-9edb-4290-9e03-381bdda23065?fit=crop&q=80&w=580
― pomenitul, Monday, 12 August 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
"Social Club Xmas, 2015"
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link
there is no easy way to say this, but i strongly encourage everyone to check your spam folder. there are some pretty important emails from finance from two months ago, i'm not sure anyone saw it, and it's due thursday
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
Id like to thank each of you for coming today, and, indeed, for the hard work each of you has contributed to our mission and goals this year.
Someone once said "I have a dream".
I, too, have a dream. A dream that our organisation will soon be free of paper-based timesheets and the associated issues that caused the unfortunate ..... events....of August 2019.
I'd like to take this moment to acknowledge and remember our departed colleagues, and to express our determination to support fully the efforts to find those still missing.
We will, as and organisation, emerge stronger, leaner and more focused than ever as a result of this tough fiscal year.
There is pizza and beer in 8C.
Thank you again.
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
Does anyone have the number for the teleconference? I'm up to my elbows in QA on the Hochberg acquisitions and I haven't even had time for a vape break today.
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HWX2BnI0Gw
― Another Fule Clickin’ In Your POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
the death of the troller
― uptown too tanking (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
Thank you all for coming today, particular thanks to those of you who have dialled in.
Somebody once said "look on my works, ye mighty, and despair".
Well I, too, have looked upon my works, and despaired.
I would like for you all to be the first to know that I am stepping aside from my position with immediate effect.
Bill, whom you will all remember from Bill's out of office message, will be returning from honeymoon in order to step into the role.
I realise that this will leave many of you wondering about the ongoing feasibility of the ongoing project to bring the power of the cloud to our timesheet approvals process.
I can only express my profound regret. May God have mercy on your souls.
There will be pizza and beer in 8C
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
D,You’ll be missed. Please leave your laptop, securitytoken, and company-issued Dramamine on mydesk before COB.
You’ll be missed. Please leave your laptop, securitytoken, and company-issued Dramamine on mydesk before COB.
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
i don't how i got added to the RE: Bill's Wife email chain, but please take me off, and please stop Replying All
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link