""trolling""- has the meaning changed?

iftheres anythig i can do let meknow i shoul be aleb to access the server from the plane wif

Nancy,

If you had updated your newsletter preferences in Salesforce and notified me via our airtable project management system, then we would not have this misunderstanding. :)

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

*sent from my iPhone

Hi all,

Just to remind everyone again (circ 6 of 2017 attached for ref) that users are not to access the servers from open/public wifi.

The issue of this access being locked down altogether is currently being investigated cf IT and Networks teamsite

Rgds

John

hi john i cant seem

its bill

i cant get to the it site

john its bill im at the airpot john please my wif

John,

That attachment didn't come through for me. Please resend? :)

Warmest Regards,
Rhonda

*sent from my iPhone

Goddammit Rhonda

Bill

If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)

Rgds

John

Hi all,

John's taking a few days, any queries pls direct to IT Networks shared inbox.

HR

Don’t you see dmac? Outside your insulated bubble, it is living hell in this organization. The least you could do is approve the damn timesheets so I can buy groceries

Re: If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx

Re:And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Q: has the meaning of 'trolling' changed?

A: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.

Lock thread.

these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent

Btw deems I finally got around to autoforwarding all of bill’s messages to his wife, like you asked several months ago

Thanks!

Re: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.

Lock thread.

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Re: these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Bill got married? Good for Bill!

wait did everyone but me know

d, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so

Lock thread.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, August 12, 2019 1:07 PM

lol, lock it yourself

Oh shit, the boss is in town

I do finger quotes every time I post, does that count as a trolling

No one’s ever met the boss, except for the exit interview

Lads, you can't troll in here! This is the Pun Room!

Lol Salesforce mention just triggered me

this is incredible

tracer ita bill from the aorpot pls

*weeks of silence*

> dmac this is nancy in department 19F - can you approve my timesheet
> when you get a moment? Thanks!
darragh,
did we ever get this sorted
yrs,
E

d, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go

Can we get everyone into the boardroom please, the Chairwoman wants to say a few words

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f5/6a/91/f56a91f00bb33e95ea2eca78e57e5ec7.jpg

"NANCY, 19, F"

"FONDLY REMEMBERED"

https://ap.mnocdn.no/images/779d0478-9edb-4290-9e03-381bdda23065?fit=crop&q=80&w=580

"Social Club Xmas, 2015"

there is no easy way to say this, but i strongly encourage everyone to check your spam folder. there are some pretty important emails from finance from two months ago, i'm not sure anyone saw it, and it's due thursday

Id like to thank each of you for coming today, and, indeed, for the hard work each of you has contributed to our mission and goals this year.

Someone once said "I have a dream".

I, too, have a dream. A dream that our organisation will soon be free of paper-based timesheets and the associated issues that caused the unfortunate ..... events....of August 2019.

I'd like to take this moment to acknowledge and remember our departed colleagues, and to express our determination to support fully the efforts to find those still missing.

We will, as and organisation, emerge stronger, leaner and more focused than ever as a result of this tough fiscal year.

There is pizza and beer in 8C.

Thank you again.

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Does anyone have the number for the teleconference? I'm up to my elbows in QA on the Hochberg acquisitions and I haven't even had time for a vape break today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HWX2BnI0Gw

the death of the troller

Thank you all for coming today, particular thanks to those of you who have dialled in.

Somebody once said "look on my works, ye mighty, and despair".

Well I, too, have looked upon my works, and despaired.

I would like for you all to be the first to know that I am stepping aside from my position with immediate effect.

Bill, whom you will all remember from Bill's out of office message, will be returning from honeymoon in order to step into the role.

I realise that this will leave many of you wondering about the ongoing feasibility of the ongoing project to bring the power of the cloud to our timesheet approvals process.

I can only express my profound regret. May God have mercy on your souls.

There will be pizza and beer in 8C

D,
You’ll be missed. Please leave your laptop, security
token, and company-issued Dramamine on my
desk before COB.

i don't how i got added to the RE: Bill's Wife email chain, but please take me off, and please stop Replying All

Delivery has failed to these recipients or groups:

Neandert✧✧✧@il✧✧✧.c✧✧

The recipient's mailbox is full and can't accept messages now. Please try resending this message later, or contact the recipient directly.

Diagnostic information for administrators:

Generating server: ilxor.com

Neandert✧✧✧@ali✧✧✧.c✧✧
#554-5.2.2 mailbox full 554 5.2.2
STOREDRV.Deliver.Exception:QuotaExceededException.MapIExceptionShutoffQuotaExceeded;
Failed to process message due to a permanent error with message Cannot open mailbox

I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.

Cheers!
Bill

Hey John,

When Bill gets back can you let him know there is an email chain with hundreds of recipients titled "RE: Bill's Wife"? I'm trying to get off of the list but people keep on replying all. I keep on emailing his wife on their honeymoon to try to get a hold of Bill, but I think she may have blocked me after the last time this happened.

Thanks!
Nance

Hi to whom it concerns,

The toilets are overflowing on 2. I warned management this would happen but they said they had a maintenance guy and it looked fine.

Also who do i give the dry cleaning bill as this caused damage to my outfit.

Expecting this to be prioritized as a loyal member of the company.

Chris Neves, Esq

i believe the toilets are dmac's responsibility

there was a meeting about it that he didn't attend