Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Assistant tweeter is really getting the hang of his speech patterns, not so much the shit spelling and grammar.

it’s true, starring in a successful television show and murdering children in concentration camps are the same and should be celebrated as such

When it was announced sometime in mid-late 2003, and then but somehow also at the same time when it became a hit in Jan-Feb 2004, Debra Messing approached him at an upfront in May of some unspecified year with tears in her eyes and called him Sir, because his TV show that had about 20 million viewers was on the same network as her TV show that had about 20 million viewers.

IIRC, NBC was still doing pretty well then, so if anything The Apprentice hurt them in the long run.

Yeah, The Apprentice was one of those genius moves by Jeff Zucker that prioritized what was cheap and succesful in the short run, while in the end running the network into the ground. It was definitely a succes, but the idea that NBCs 'lineup' was failing in 2003, or that they got better in the next years, is... Well, why even bother pointing it out...

President Donald Trump on the existence of Category 5 hurricanes, 2017-2019. pic.twitter.com/IRRny20hfp

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 1, 2019

That narcissistic way of making everything about him. His perspective. What he knows about weather, and the unsaid assumption that we should be impressed because he’s never heard of fill-in-the-blank. Kind of annoying! Dud.

that's the ultimate

His arse is a category 5 about to make landfall

no one has ever seen it, it's not great, very incredible

it generates from very strong winds

some very

If they shut off those troublesome wind turbines, the hurricane would probably die down

Keep the turbines on, and the hurricane can die from cancer!

And afterwards, Trump will cure cancer.

with nukes

aimed at the Tropic of Cancer, because that's where cancer originates

or so many people are saying

i think of it all the time, if only that stupid fucking show had failed....

Someone commented that Donald Trump stands like a centaur without its hind legs, and now I can't unsee it. https://t.co/3g6SCtiIbU

— Nathan W (@N8TechTweetz) September 3, 2019

Look, you try being a shoggoth stuffed into the hollowed-out flesh suit of a Trump and we'll see how convincingly you stand upright as if you were an actual human being.

Funny pic but not real. Read further down the reddit thread to find the unshopped version. They're still hideous monsters.

there are over a million subreddits, let alone threads

i found this https://imgflip.com/gif/39n2dj

did karl make that

i don't care what's real, reality is unreal

nope! I probably would have added stink waves or something

OK, so they made him slightly fatter but *his posture is still insane*.

or the back part of a two person horse costume

How is this even possible pic.twitter.com/aM4BZs9IZ7

— Anime Terese (@banalplay) September 8, 2019

Maybe he uses some experimental exosuit to stand upright and walk, like Batman in Kingdom Come.

I can’t imagine what this guy looks like when the dyes, hair glues, amphetamines, and mech suits aren’t holding him together.

Shelf-Butt

our steatopygous president

Not Entirely Safe For Work Illustration By R. Crumb About This Phenomena

There’s a response to that tweet that mentions a medical condition sometimes caused by obesity that results in a messed up spine and will leave you looking like that. I but it.

on balance i would say dud

Some fun quotes in here.

"No one knows what to expect from him anymore," one former White House official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal conversations about the president, told Insider.

They added: "His mood changes from one minute to the next based on some headline or tweet, and the next thing you know his entire schedule gets tossed out the window because he's losing his s---."

...

"People are used to the president saying things that aren't true, but this Alabama stuff is another story," the former official said. "This was the president sending out patently false information about a national-emergency situation as it was unfolding."

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"He's deteriorating in plain sight," one Republican strategist who's in frequent contact with the White House told Insider on Friday.

Asked why the president was obsessed with Alabama instead of the states that would actually be affected by the storm, the strategist said, "you should ask a psychiatrist about that; I'm not sure I'm qualified to comment."

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Indeed, one person who was close to Trump's legal team during the Russia investigation told Insider his public statements were "nothing compared to what he's like behind closed doors."

"He's like a bull seeing red," this person added. "There's just no getting through to him, and you can kiss your plans for the day goodbye because you're basically stuck looking after a 4-year-old now."

He's the best at being dud, so... classic dud!

how many times has that article been written

would you say....he is becoming increasingly isolated

sure, but more than that i'd say this is the week he really became...unhinged

Like a dinosaur

What kind of dinosaur tho?

One with dementia

i do think he's gotten worse over the last month or two though

To the Pencemobile!

someone on twitter posited that the alabama thing was from him misreading “bahamas” either because of deteriorating vision or lessened brain function. it tracks tbh

that's what I've assumed

I had nothing to do with the decision of our great @VP Mike Pence to stay overnight at one of the Trump owned resorts in Doonbeg, Ireland. Mike’s family has lived in Doonbeg for many years, and he thought that during his very busy European visit, he would stop and see his family!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

I know nothing about an Air Force plane landing at an airport (which I do not own and have nothing to do with) near Turnberry Resort (which I do own) in Scotland, and filling up with fuel, with the crew staying overnight at Turnberry (they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

(they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

You know what could have avoided all this, Mr. President? Divestiture after you were elected.

i has nothing to do with it but i will be profiting from it regardless, nbd