the boris project: slouching blond beast who can or shrunken cowardly lump who was never going to

"The EU.. to force us.. that's what they want, the EU, to force us..."

He's saying it all but it sounds so forced, so unconvincing. After today I am resigned to believe he doesn't have a clue. Which is a relief tbh, with all the "but he's smart not dumb, he's got a cunning plan just you wait!" comments. He's out of his depth, throwing the dice without having a plan, hoping for the best. Knowing that at the very least he'll be on wikipedia under the 'past MP's' header.

(relief for me obv not relief for the uk ppl)

But but Dominic Cumberbatch is the brains of the operation...

His name is now Quentin Taranchemo, do keep up!

i know too many columnists like him. He embarked on this wheeze after deciding the 800 words he had cranked out for "leave" were funnier than the "remain" draft and that's about all there is to it.

It's sort of beautiful that May spunked all the valid options they had away, so now they're actually in charge and they have little left to do but bluster over the dregs.