I dare you to anticipate Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Phillips's JOKER (now with something that may or may not be a SPOILER)

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Ahem DIRTY Grandpa


goddammit

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 12:10 (four years ago) link

always knew that rhyme would come in handy

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link

I hope I live long enough to see the release of the inevitable Shitty Grandpa.

Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 12:55 (four years ago) link

starring TJ Miller

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link

now more than ever we feel Olivier's loss

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link

Lord, get ready for a sea of these masks this Halloween

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

Also apparently there is a movie coming out called The Death of Dick Long

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link

Standing O at TIFF

flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

The entire phenomenon around this movie is making me go full Comic Book Guy

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link

everyone should be testing how “academy award winner todd phillips” sounds out loud just so we’re all prepared

— Nick Usen (@nickusen) September 10, 2019

Simon H., Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

I'm trying to think of another fictional character so thoroughly irredeemable that this type of treatment would enrage me as much and I am coming up blank. It's partially due to the nature of the Joker as an amoral agent of chaos; most other characters are written in such a manner that there is shade and ambiguity to their motivations and you could see their actions charting a spectrum that swings from "good" to "evil" but that is emphatically not the Joker. He represents the exact opposite of Batman's grim order; gleeful chaos. He exists to deconstruct; it's what fuels him. He's not tortured by what he does; he revels in it. A story where the Joker is yearning for acceptance and fighting against his destructive impulses is not a story about the Joker. That struggle doesn't exist and placing it on that character fundamentally misunderstands everything about him.

I would have much less of a problem if Phoenix's "Joker" was a copycat who used the actual Joker as a conduit for his psychosis.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

the Joker is very important to the recovery community

flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

xp DJP
SPOILERS!!!

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I heard that's the case

flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

okay lol, then I am not nearly as mad about this movie as I have been assuming that's true

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

So is this is a trend, then? Directors of dopey Hollywood comedies going Academy Award friendly? Adam McKay, Peter Farrelly, Todd fucking Phillips ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

Todd Phillips going "serious" isn't nearly as much of a surprise at the Farrelly brothers. he's made dramas. and The Hangover is great (...iirc)

flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

It’s like how in catwoman Halle Berry is not the same catwoman from the batman movies but rather one of many catwomen that exist in that world xps

YouGov to see it (wins), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

Man I hated war dogs

YouGov to see it (wins), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link

yes. terrible. miles teller is horrendous

flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

The fact that this guy got his start with a GG Allin documentary has forever shaded my view of the rest of his filmography. I won’t say positively or negatively, but yeah. Penelope Spheeris thing, just you know, maybe a shittier version.

circa1916, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

Oh man I didn’t know he did a Phish documentary too lol

circa1916, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

Joker is a failed standup comic in this. C'mon, those guys don't do anything, take it from me.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

but comedians are the philosopher kings of our time

flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

Picturing a variation of this in which a schlubby Joker just goes around pulling his thing out and asking people if it's okay for him to jerk off in front of them.

Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link

youre thinking of the flash

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link

heyo

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link

The only good thing that can come of this movie is its inevitable On Cinema review.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

this looks like a five bagger

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

"like the more recent james bond movies we get into the joker's origins, except instead of a spy he's a criminal mastermind. he'd be a formidable foe for my character in decker, kington, who's a mastermind of codes" it writes itself

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

“Next up we’ve got ‘The Joker’ starring Joker... uh, Jack... Joking Phoenix”

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

Stand-up comedy was the thing that people with little artistic talent looking for quick fame veered towards in the 80s. It was a perfect fit for The king of comedy. Today the thing would probably be youtube stardom. but i guess that wouldn't get a spooky clown movie any prestige.

wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:28 (four years ago) link

skimmed the screenplay today and loooooool

Simon H., Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link

Stand-up comedy was the thing that people with little artistic talent looking for quick fame veered towards in the 80s.

this has always happened and is arguably worse today

flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link

honestly just rewatch []Observe and Report[] or The Comedy

Simon H., Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link

triple feature

flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:58 (four years ago) link

Todd Phillips going "serious" isn't nearly as much of a surprise at the Farrelly brothers. he's made dramas. and The Hangover is great (...iirc)

The Farrelly bros have made good if not very good comedies. Todd Phillips hasn’t ... and also made War Dogs.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link

Nah, the first Hangover - which Phillips, significantly, didn't write - is a very good low comedy.

(#2 is atrocious, Road Trip and Old School each have a couple of well-done set pieces but are basically reprehensible. never heard of War Dogs until this post!)
(several of the Farrelly bros films are good-ish, feel distinctly the work of specific authors, and their casting of differently-abled actors in "normal" roles ameliorates some of their other queasiness. it's only the writer of bad serious novels that directed the bad serious film from other ppl's screenplay though.)

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 04:26 (four years ago) link

yeah most of his comedies are good

flappy bird, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 05:28 (four years ago) link

Can't remember laughing once during any of the Hangover movies tbh.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link

hopefully JOKER will make up for that

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link

I love Road Trip just because of one line "It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way."

Yerac, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link

Road Trip is so mechanically, cynically bad.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link

And all kinds of bad -ists, iirc.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link

I love Road Trip just because of one line "It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way."


Goddamn this is so good

flappy bird, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

“Next up we’ve got ‘The Joker’ starring Joker... uh, Jack... Joking Phoenix”

Joe... Jo-Jack... Jo ack... Phone Jack

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

Jaw-kin Penis...uh, Fenis. Phoenix.

Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link

Joke phone I X

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link

Are those Cam'ron lyrics

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

so i here this has a subway scene based on bernie goetz but instead of black kids it's wall street execs harassing him

because the bad thing about the 1% is that they are always riding public transport and harassing the proles on them

wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link


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