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Smooth, this guy.

pic.twitter.com/vN0htGMBVg

— Shane Gillis (@Shanemgillis) September 16, 2019

Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 September 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

disagree with that, forks

1) comedians (or musicians or artists or) should not be trying to appeal to 100% of the potential audience

2) dipshit racist and sexist fuckwits should absolutely say whatever they think is funny, so ppl who don't want to be their audience can figure this out really quickly

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 16 September 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link

1) i'm saying if, as a comedian, you wanna play by pascal's wager
2) yeah, probably

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 September 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

Gillis is from my area (south central PA) and it was hilarious to see the local paper immediately pivot from “Trinity High School graduate joins the cast of SNL” to “Trinity High School graduate under fire for using racist language.” (Don’t know the guy, but a mutual acquaintance has deemed him a major league asshole.)

spastic heritage, Monday, 16 September 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

how many Asian castmembers has SNL had throughout its run? I don't really watch it anymore but I cannot think of a single one

frogbs, Monday, 16 September 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link

yang is the first

na (NA), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link

xpost That's part of what made this all notable -- Bowen Yang, another newly announced castmember, is the first.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 September 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link

Fred Armisen is a quarter Korean and half Venezuelan

Ramen? No thanks, I prefer them cooked (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link

Nasim Pedrad, if you count Iranian as Asian.

jaymc, Monday, 16 September 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link

Rob Schneider's part Filipino too

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link

I could watch parodies of shitty podcasts all day. Who is the guy that invented that?

Yerac, Monday, 16 September 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link

'i was always a mad tv guy' contains worlds

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 September 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

Presumably he was a big fan of Alex Borstein's "Ms. Swan" character.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 16 September 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link

his passing resemblance to will sasso cursed him from birth to be a 'madtv guy'

Mommy...can I go out and VAPE tonight? (voodoo chili), Monday, 16 September 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link

I have to say, I had not before this incident ever seen ch**k asterisked out.

Yerac, Monday, 16 September 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link

Shane Gillis reached out. Looks like we will be sitting down together soon.

— Andrew Yang (@AndrewYang) September 16, 2019

Non stop chantar (crüt), Monday, 16 September 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link

oh my fucking God

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 00:13 (four years ago) link

Can't wait for that presidential ticket.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 00:33 (four years ago) link

Fuck off Norm

@Shanemgillis Hey, Shane, I'm so sorry. I can't even imagine how you must feel. The work it takes to get that show and to have it snatched away by some guy who does "Spoken Bird" poetry. Unacceptable. Please DM me, pal, when you have a moment. I'm so sorry.

— Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) September 16, 2019

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link

Nasim Pedrad, if you count Iranian as Asian.

For the great majority of US people, "Asians" only come from a very restricted part of Asia. For example, you aren't really "Asian" if you are from central Asia, so that Mongolians are Asian, but Uighurs or Kazakhs are not. Siberians generally aren't thought of as Asians, either.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 01:01 (four years ago) link

norm kinda fucking sucks now

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 01:12 (four years ago) link

I still think he’s one of the best comedians ever but he’s carried water for a lot of shitty people these last 5 years and seems to be on the wrong side of everything these days

Like his brain is still stuck in the 80s

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link

Norm's going to pledge for Trump any day now

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 02:33 (four years ago) link

you're both otm and it's sad

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 04:39 (four years ago) link

Norm hasn't changed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weJqe8m2m5g

flappy bird, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 06:29 (four years ago) link

Yeah Norm has always sucked like this

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:44 (four years ago) link

its only in the last few years or so I've seen him repurposed as a rightwing hero, judging by the titles & comments on his videos you'd think you were watching Ben Shapiro

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link

I mean....I haven't seen them in forever but I'd imagine his old Weekend Updates would seem vile now because even back then and as a total dumbshit I remember thinking they went over the edge back then

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link

yeah, the infamous story of 'woody allen is dating again' juxtaposed against the photo of the vietnamese girl covered in napalm never making it out of dress rehearsal comes to mind.

i had been totally unaware until somebody brought it up elsewhere that norm went on the view in 2000 to promote his sitcom, and essentially accused bill clinton of murdering vince foster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PP_SWHUQQ

sovereignty flight, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

yeah I've always given him a pass on that because he was actually funny, not like Shane Gillis or whatever SNL tries to do now. there's a good interview with him where he explains exactly why SNL's Trump "humor" is so garbage - he gets it. at least when it comes to comedy. he sucks when it comes to basically anything else, and what's worse he always gets really aggressive when you call him on it. I mean its one thing in those clips where he's clearly goofing around but his defenses of Louie CK, Roseanne, and now this guy come off as really earnest and shitty

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link

like I get that "wouldn't it be funny if I said crazy conspiracy shit on The View" is sorta funny except there are many people who earnestly believe that stuff and now we're stuck on a dying planet and running detention camps for toddlers

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:31 (four years ago) link

I think the key with offensive/edgy stuff is to be not hacky or lazy but find something clever or funny to do with it, and even then, like, read the room and recognize it is time to move on with new material (a la what the Bodega Boys say upthread.) That's why comedians like, I dunno, Bill Burr still have careers (I think?). And I assume it's also why, if Eddie Murphy does indeed hit the stages again, he'll leave the outdated '80s homophobic bits well behind. I'm not going to seek out this fired SNL never-ran's clips, but if they are indeed him making fun of Chinese accents and restaurants or whatever, no turd that lazy should be employed as a comedian.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

There's like a glimmer of a fun persona in this standup. Like, ca 3 minutes in he says something like 'I actually did not vote for Trump, which was tough because, look at me, his whole campaign was aimed at me'. But he never really does anything with that, and then just goes back into bad racial humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0pfZygi2t8

Frederik B, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

its so surreal to hear Brendan Dassey, a guy I actually knew personally, be used as a punchline to a national audience

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

Like what?

yeah, the infamous story of 'woody allen is dating again' juxtaposed against the photo of the vietnamese girl covered in napalm never making it out of dress rehearsal comes to mind.

i had been totally unaware until somebody brought it up elsewhere that norm went on the view in 2000 to promote his sitcom, and essentially accused bill clinton of murdering vince foster.

📹


GOAT 😂😂😂

flappy bird, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

lol "Bill Cosby is my hero, just like Bill Clinton is probably your hero. There have never been any accusations against Bill Cosby about anything."

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

Whomp whomp

https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/snl-conservative-shane-gillis-hire-1203339723/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

that they were pandering to a broader audience seemed obvious; the real story, to me, is how they failed to do the slightest bit of vetting on him.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

The Kevin Williamson of Comedy!

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

A little more than 21 minutes into “Ep 146 – Live from Shane’s Parent’s Basement,” while talking about the Battle of Gettysburg, Gillis refers to soldiers yelling as “so gay.” About 29 minutes into the podcast, Gillis uses the word “retard,” and “f-ggot,” and shortly afterward he and McCusker joke about “hot Southern boys” being raped during the Civil War, comparing it to “having gay sex in jail.”

Gillis, in describing women who disguised themselves as men to fight in the war, refers to them as “flat chested f—ing bitch[es].” He issued a statement last Thursday addressing the situation, writing in part, “My intention is never to hurt anyone but I am trying to be the best comedian I can be and sometimes that requires risks.”

damn...RIP. some gave all.

omar little, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

ah yes, the ever-risky prison sex joke

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

lol so he was a diversity hire

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

i guess the guy figured doing some Eddie Murphy 1982-style stuff was the way in

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

while talking about the Battle of Gettysburg, Gillis refers to soldiers yelling as “so gay.”

this really is 2019 America in a nutshell

omar little, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

I am trying to be the best comedian I can be and sometimes that requires risks actually good material.

confusementalism (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

Knew it

what surprises me is that SG ever even thought to audition, maybe they reached out to him, maybe his agent suggested it. because SNL/Lorne's logic makes sense, even if they fucked up big time (that article mentions that the last minute hire didn't allow them to do a "thorough examination" of SG's past work, even though this could've been deduced by a single google search).

but I don't get SG believing he would fit in or last at SNL without this exact thing happening. it's like adam carolla or nick mullen auditioning for SNL, or hannah gadsby going on cum town. it doesn't make any sense

flappy bird, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Downey_(comedian)

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

he was probably just supposed to do monologues on Weekend Update and stand around in the background of sketches

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

yeah its kind of funny to see his defenders whine about SJWs desperately digging through a comedian's past to uncover something shitty when in reality this was uncovered like 30 seconds after it was announced

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

Based on that clip posted up thread, it sounds like this dude is good old fashioned ignorant, which defaults/scans conservative, no matter his political stance. South Central PA, AKA Pennsyltucky. Like a roommate I had one summer, super nice, literally a rocket scientist, from a small town in West Virginia, who came up to me one day and asked me if I was Jewish. I said yes, and he answered, "oh, that's cool." Uh, thanks?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link


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