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coombes rules

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link

Sorry you all wasted so many years worshipping the dude, but Christgau's a fucking idiot who types with his dick.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

No reason not to post that in the appropriate thread(s) tbh.

pomenitul, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

no reason for it not to be the foreword of his Collected Works

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

No reason not to post that in the appropriate thread(s) tbh.

Eh, it would have derailed a broader discussion.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

and every picture in it captioned 'Christgau, what an asshole'

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

i was gonna post something v similar

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link

tbh typing all those words with a dick is pretty impressive

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

I hear he uses his dictaphone too.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

it would have derailed a broader discussion.

i would have made the same call but lol apparently there's enough xgau for two threads

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

... three.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

Gee, I hate to see anybody so disappointed as that. And besides, Meta-Wishes are my favorite kind of wish. Let me see if there isn't anything I can do about this.

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

tbh typing all those words with a dick is pretty impressive

― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:36 (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

mightier than sword tbf

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

Gentlemen, you can't respond to each other in here, this is the second thoughts thread!

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

(deems otm)

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

is the dick attached to his scrotum or does he have a detachable penis

sarahell, Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link

(detaachable peeenniiiiisss)

j., Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

redactable dockable dick

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

does anyone else remember the tv ads for eggs with the jingle, "the incredible edible egg"?

sarahell, Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

I killed Christgau with own modular, self-charging dick

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 September 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

and it's not even like this decade finishes until Dec 31 2020

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

those egg ads made a believer out of me

j., Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

turns out they're edible!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 21 September 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link

eggible

mark s, Saturday, 21 September 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link

same as eagles

brimstead, Saturday, 21 September 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link

the endangerable free-rangeable egg

j., Saturday, 21 September 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

E un tip deosebit de primitor, te face să te simți ca la tine acasă. Poți avea încredere în el, fără nicio urmă de îndoială.

pomenitul, Sunday, 22 September 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link

lads, don't fall for a Ponzi scheme

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 September 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link

dont let yr manbabies grow up to be soyboys

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

I think he preferred 'Bill'.

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:47 (four years ago) link

I will not make a crass R Kelly joke in response to this sincere post that doesn't deserve it

sarahell, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

ok i've changed my mind, we do need a I (Don't) Love Politics board

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

seconded. oh wait we're on this thread

ogmor, Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

i guess michael gove does actually look like the kind of guy who's thought long and hard about being sucked off into the vacuum

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 27 September 2019 12:10 (four years ago) link

Brad otm

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link

Is Donald Trump a... *spins wheel* ...pillock?

imago, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

I worked hard on that quip, gang

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 September 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

let's keep as many awards threads as we can goin' through the boring postseason

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 September 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link

by jove i think hes cracked it lads

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 08:30 (four years ago) link

really wanna watch Ken Burns's ILX documentary now

honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

it's overly canonical and doesn't focus enough on dick jokes and gaz coombes

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link

just imagining those sonorous voice-overs reading Connor Smedley posts

honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

the photography of groceries during the grocery groin bit was really award-winning

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

Ned Raggett in a rocking chair reminiscing

honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

slow pan over ilx thread “then he did a wee in his gran’s flange”

Non stop chantar (crüt), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

however, it only briefly glosses over the l0u1s jagg3r era and recent developments much as it did with jazz in the latter 20th century

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link

Wynton Marsalis explains why all posts after 2007 aren't actually ILX

honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link

did anyone else delight in the irony of Peter Coyote going "AR-OOOOOOO!"

Famous Anus (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link

Geir Marsalis aka Wynton Hongro.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

it devotes way too much time to knifing hobos, fuck washing a hat, and the potential grossness of when girls are tight

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:44 (four years ago) link


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