so when trump wins reëlection and the civil war starts are y'all actually gonna take up arms and fight or are you just going to post the same horseshit here for yet another 4 years?

good luck starting a civil war during football season (unless it's about football)

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There's a great podcast about a second American civil war called It Could Happen Here that tries to outline some likely scenarios. Well worth a listen.

― ☮ (peace, man)

ahahahaha i listened to the first episode today and yeah this is the real paranoid white liberal shit right here, people as a recovering paranoid liberal (my whiteness is terminal) i can't recommend this shit enough, everything he says sounds like that radio dj who started talking on the air in 1970 about how richard nixon had jfk assassinated. esby especially listen to this, this is what you sound like, this guy who is an editor for cracked and has BEEN TO FALLUJAH and to his surprise people keep TALKING to him, man robert evans is jim garrison af

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Oh noes what if i forget to voet

voted 'european'

There are a lot of people who don't like DT. Afaict a lot of them are like yr coastal NPR / Whole Foods demographic. Not well armed. People of color, recent immigrants, LGBTQ+ individuals? Also, largely not well armed. Their idea of political action is a strongly worded letter to the editor, or a petition presented to the school board.

Sure there are some lefties with the capacity for righteous violence but not enough, imo, to foment a hot civil war. I just don't buy it as a serious possibility.

You know who's well armed? MAGA chuds, racist-ass good ol' boys, right-wing militia types, preppers, and Proud Boiz and such. That's who I worry about rising up violently if they don't get what they want through normal political means.

Afaict a lot of them are like yr coastal NPR / Whole Foods demographic.

yeah fuck you too. Why didn't you write "latte-drinking liberals"?

Lord Alfred, I apologize; the tone there was meant to be jocular and self-deprecating; to ironically reappropriate the standard right-wing stuff (just like "latte-sipping" gets commonly used). Of course I cheerfully include myself in the alleged indictment.

My point was: am I (and by extension people broadly like me) well-armed? No. Am I inclined/ready to fight in a hot civil war? No. Just trying to poke fun at the absurdity of the concept of a bunch of burby-ass liberal Democrats (like me) storming the barricades or whatever.

Sorry it struck the wrong chord there.

People of color, .... Also, largely not well armed.

uh .... not to be super PVMIC here but ... Oakland on the 4th of July (and the weeks before, and the weeks after) makes this statement kinda lol, the large percentage of low income POC killed by gun violence in their neighborhoods by other POC makes this statement mostly sad.

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(raises hand) YMP, I have some questions, sir.

Coastal? Like how far from an ocean are we talkin' here? 50 miles? 250 miles? If someone lives in California, but in the Mojave desert, should they be considered coastal? What about the Gulf coast of Texas?

Is it necessary to shop at Whole Foods to be part of the "Whole Foods demographic", or is it only necessary that Whole Foods (aka Amazon) wishes you shopped there? Asking for a friend.

Is this anything like the "croissant-munching" demographic, and does it count if you only ever ate a Croissandwich at Burger King?

So those quarreling with what I just posted, can we just maybe look again at the thread question

so when trump wins reëlection and the civil war starts are y'all actually gonna take up arms and fight

Are people broadly agreeing with the first two premises there (Trump wins; civil war starts)?

And thirdly are we seriously discussing the possibility of an armed anti-Trump rebellion?

Because I think this whole line of inquiry is an insane cosplay fantasy, just as the Malheur doodz were.

Am I truly out of line in this? If so I will shut up and go elsewhere.

Dude, this is an esby poll.

lol

...exactly why I am surprised to see ppl taking the discussion seriously. Clearly I am misunderstanding the vibe itt

I see maybe 3 posters taking it seriously, and you’re one. The rest are fistfucking a panda

Just dropped in between wanks tbh

I see maybe 3 posters taking it seriously, and you’re one. The rest are fistfucking a panda

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Fuckin manatees
Why do they twerk

Lol

fists, eats shoots and leaves

Haha

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