Dave Chappelle - "Killin' 'Em Softly"

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CLICKETY CLACK! HOT DICE!

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

How about a lap dance?

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

My favorite is that guy whois always doing the robot whenever theres a club scene/people dancing. sweeyot.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago) link

That Negrodamus bit was done by Bill Hicks for Desert Storm.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

"As soon as this check clears, we're going in!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

and i think it's pronounced: "TAT-ehs!"

as in, "Girls! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy your TAT-ehs!"

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

"I can shove a $20 up her ass, but I better not have a hat on when I do it!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

no, in the real world scene it was more ... "tit-hay"

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/turbo.jpg

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

His bit about being on mushrooms...I shouldn't spoil it, but it gets me every time.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

on NOW

I'm RICK JAMES, BITCH!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:32 (twenty years ago) link

Dave as Rick James in bitch-boots and Medusa-braids flying across the room and into a mirror = the funniest fucking thing I've seen in eons. And that episode only got better from that point on (same boots grinding into the couch = ohmigodiwetem funny).

Dave owns the word "bitch." DJ Assault still has "titties."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 15 February 2004 07:10 (twenty years ago) link

wooo! two hours of Chappelle show tonight at midnight! Clickety clack!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Monday, 16 February 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago) link

Can we rename this the "Dave Chappelle is on Now, Bitch" thread?

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago) link

get on AIM, bitch!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:05 (twenty years ago) link

Condoleeza Rice: Given Away By Blacks

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago) link

This is a celebration!

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:52 (twenty years ago) link

CHARLIE MURPHY!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:13 (twenty years ago) link

"Comedy Central Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment will release "'Chappelle's Show': Season One Uncensored" DVD on Tuesday, Feb. 24. The DVD boxed set features the following: 12 outrageous episodes; audio commentary by Dave Chappelle and series co-creator/co-executive producer Neal Brennan on five episodes and a 30-minute deleted scenes/blooper reel. Other bonus footage includes an extended 20-minute version of the "Ask a Black Dude" sketch featuring comedian Paul Mooney. "

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 16 February 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago) link

ask a gay dude is pretty good too.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

Where can I get a .wav of Rick James' "Cocaine is a helluva drug"?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 16 February 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

I missed the rerun of the Rick James episode thanx to Space Ghost, but I did catch the episode with Black Gallagher (HOLY CHRIST) and the bit where Dave makes fun of himself at 18 (cut to apartment ca. 1992 and teenage Dave rockin' the Cross Colors; oh those '90s)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

"I riggity realized I loved you"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

on HBO now, bitches

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

sweet, this thread rocks.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago) link

The bit with him and John Mayer going around playing the guitar for whites, drums for blacks, and keyboard? for latinos. Couldn't stop laughing.

― questionallthings, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

Rick James: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Charlie: "Huh?"

Rick James: "Slap"
"HA HA I'm Rick James Bitch!!!!"

― questionallthings, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:50 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/rick_james.jpg

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

TRON!

TRON IS ON! CLICKETY CLACK!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 February 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

Holy shit, that Prince thing was amazing.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Thursday, 19 February 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago) link

pancakes?! wtf?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago) link

Chappelle looks kinda hot with mascara on!

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 19 February 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

"Fif"

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 19 February 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

I think the Prince skit must have been a birthday present for Matos.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 19 February 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

THAT WAS COMPLETELY HILARIOUS.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 February 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago) link

PANCAKES!

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Thursday, 19 February 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago) link

That sketch gets funnier the more I think about it.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 22 February 2004 09:40 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I just discovered the show last night at a friend's house... "trading spouses", "mad real world", "diarrhea chorus", "popcopyshop", "street sports", etc.

same time i discovered "the office".

ow my head.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 14 March 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

did you see the ep where he plays playstation against the terminally ill kid in the hospital?

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Monday, 15 March 2004 02:18 (twenty years ago) link

"Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Tales"

My god, I figured it would be funny, but those two sketches are out of hand.

― earlnash, Monday, 15 March 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

welcome to our world, db.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I've never seen this show but I'm going to a taping of it tomorrow ... anything I should know/shout? This thread is only slightly enlightening.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

"What you dont understand,
is I make love to my hand,
So, I dont need you honey,
I beat my dick like it owes me money,
Thats right I said "Fuck it!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:06 (twenty years ago) link

apparently, Dave Chappelle is gunna be on Janeane Garofalo's show on Air America sometime before South Park comes on.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago) link

"Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

"Good evening, bitches."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 April 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

"IT WAS PAUL MOONEY! *sob*"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 April 2004 05:15 (twenty years ago) link

I have been a Dave fan for 8 years we go back like car seats.

― kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:26 (twenty years ago) link

My fav is the one with dave as a kkk leader.

― kitty, Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

I LIKE "Turn My Headphones Up." That shit made me shoot Maker's Mark out of my nose. Am I truly alone?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

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