Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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Elijah Cummings's middle name was Eugene.

He could therefore have gone by E.E. Cummings.

solos that go widdly widdly widdly (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 20 October 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

Read somebody this week pointing out that Kierkegaard translates as church warden

Stevolende, Sunday, 20 October 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link

I thought it meant churchyard?

pomenitul, Sunday, 20 October 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

Fred?

pomenitul, Sunday, 20 October 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

the romani crucifixion legend: three iron nails ran in, but a kid stole the fourth (made of gold) and since then -- since this reduced christ's suffering -- the kid's (romani) people are allowed by jesus to wander free of borders, to have their own law, and to steal (from those who aren't romani)

mark s, Sunday, 20 October 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link

mace is a brand of pepper spray

Mace is teargas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_(spray)

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 20 October 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

> a kid stole the fourth (made of gold)

would a gold nail even work?

koogs, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link

(wikipedia has two slightly different takes btw: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_crucifixion_legend )

koogs, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

the version i cleave to was actually explained by a romani character in LA REINA DEL SUR: can i really be the only person watching LA REINA DEL SUR?

mark s, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

would a gold nail even work?

― koogs, Sunday, October 20, 2019 3:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

It worked for the transcontinental railroad!

pplains, Sunday, 20 October 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link

I thought it was symbolic in that context.

Stevolende, Sunday, 20 October 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link

if you find and remove the gold nail the entire US railway system will physically fall apart

mark s, Sunday, 20 October 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link

I am not Fred but yeah, Kierkegaard = churchyard.

anatol_merklich, Sunday, 20 October 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

Wikipedia again has done good info on the last spike (there were at least 4...)

"Immediately afterwards, the golden spike and the laurel tie were removed, lest they be stolen, and replaced with a regular iron spike and normal tie"

koogs, Monday, 21 October 2019 01:51 (four years ago) link

(some good)

koogs, Monday, 21 October 2019 01:51 (four years ago) link

You know those Romans, they're big on keeping the trains running on time.

pplains, Monday, 21 October 2019 01:56 (four years ago) link

Thx anatol.

pomenitul, Monday, 21 October 2019 08:43 (four years ago) link

There's a town called Peniscola

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 06:41 (four years ago) link

Heard of Pensacola.
But does Peniscola have a similar seemingly semantic breakdown in Spanish as it does in English? Do locals call it something else

Stevolende, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 07:24 (four years ago) link

That John Lennon never toured as a solo artist post-Beatles and just did a couple of benefit shows.

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 11:51 (four years ago) link

I remember a show he did in Oxnard, CA in the 70s, Linda Ronstadt opening. Don't think it was a benefit.

nickn, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

Martin Scorsese on Lou Reed,

In 1987, he auditioned for the role of Pontius Pilate in my film The Last Temptation of Christ, but his old friend David Bowie ended up playing the part

Is this common knowledge?

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

never heard this before, it's not mentioned on the Criterion disk with MS commentary

Lou transacting with Keitel's Brooklyn Judas would have been A+

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link

and pilate, pretty pilate
can anyone shake your hand?

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

thirty silver peices, in my hand

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 24 October 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

And the Judean girls go doot do doot doot doot doot do do doo

solos that go widdly widdly widdly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

I'm waiting for the Messiah

Alba, Thursday, 24 October 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

You guys are falling out of grace.

pplains, Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

Now this really is shocking on my part, given that it's my hometown where I lived for the first 20-odd years of my life:

Owing to its industrial roots, Paisley, like many industrial towns in Renfrewshire, became a target for German Luftwaffe bombers during World War II. Although it was not bombed as heavily as nearby Glasgow (see Clydebank Blitz), air raids still occurred periodically during the early years of the war, killing nearly a hundred people in several separate incidents; on 6 May 1941, a parachute mine was dropped in the early hours of the morning claiming 92 victims; this is billed the worst disaster in Paisley's history.[19]

To be fair to myself I've never seen any memorial to or any mention of this anywhere in Paisley.

In terms of numbers that might be the worst disaster in Paisley's history, but I'm not sure this wasn't worse:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glen_Cinema_disaster

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

I remember a show he did in Oxnard, CA in the 70s, Linda Ronstadt opening. Don't think it was a benefit.

The concerts documented on Live in New York City were Lennon's only rehearsed and full-length live performances in his solo career, and his first – and last – formal, full-fledged live concerts since the Beatles retired from the road in 1966.

?

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

I also don't remember it being a big deal (and seriously, if it were a one-off why pick Oxnard?). Probably 1975 but maybe '74.

nickn, Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

Couldn't find anything on google after a quick look, but I did see Ronstadt with Jackson Browne in Oxnard in Jan 1974. I really remember Lennon, though.

nickn, Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

was Mandela there too?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

Lol

solos that go widdly widdly widdly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

- Bob Marley

Οὖτις, Thursday, 24 October 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link

HaHa

nickn, Thursday, 24 October 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

It has just occurred to me that Danny La Rue is a play on "dans la rue". Was this intentional? Obviously it was his stage name, not his real name.

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 10:11 (four years ago) link

The modern pogo stick was invented by Max Pohlig and Ernst Gottschall, from Germany. A German patent was registered in Hanover on March 1920[3] for a device they called a "spring end hopping stilt". It is thought that the beginning two letters in these men's last names is where the word "pogo" comes from.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Friday, 1 November 2019 12:27 (four years ago) link

Well, that's just like those two guys who came up with the little adventure camera, Heinrich Goetzinger and Jürgen Protzman.

pplains, Friday, 1 November 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link

Bill Urich and Daniel Nalberg, inventers of

Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 November 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

Bo Tierney, Xander Anderson and Carson Newman take the cake imo

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 November 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link

I bet Ben Bradlee wouldn't have been so fond of portmanteaus had his two best reporters been Bob Dickson and Carl Thalhead.

pplains, Friday, 1 November 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

Josef Von Sternberg's son, Nicholas Josef Von Sternberg, is a cinematographer and shot Dolemite.

flappy bird, Friday, 1 November 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

The Germans blatantly ripped off that idea from Basil Hopping-Stilt and put their own names on it.

mick signals, Friday, 1 November 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

xp what wow

Josefa, Friday, 1 November 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

that 'er' and 'erm' are meant to indicate when someone is saying 'uh' and 'um'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 09:54 (four years ago) link

'um' and 'er' are interchangeable value-free pauses, 'erm' is 'are you sure about that...', 'uh' is slack-jawed incomprehension.

The Pingularity (ledge), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 10:42 (four years ago) link

never trust a big butt and a rockism

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

I learned yesterday, a year after getting my ear pierced, that skin doesn't grow over the pierced flesh, the hole just sits there, and I was revolted

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

"Chicken cordon bleu" basically means "blue ribbon chicken."

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link


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