I mean, part of it is Marvel's inability to actually produce or market trade paperbacks and place them in bookstores
― mh, Friday, 25 October 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
Juuuust wait. Perlmutter is slowly being shown the door, it seems.
― Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
Jason Aaron's run on Thor is pretty great btw tho it starts to run in circles a bit.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
Read The Unworthy Thor, if nothing else!
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link
"I don't eat them. I tried, you know? That's not cuisine. Honestly, the closest I can think of them, as well made as they are, with cooks doing the best they can under the circumstances, is junk food. It isn’t the cuisine of human chefs trying to provide emotional, physiological experiences to another human being."
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, October 25, 2019 5:49 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I maintain that the analogy is "that's not food". I mean, I don't think that Scorcese considers them not collections of moving images or anything, but it's on the level of "McDonalds isn't food".
That said, the last McDonalds I has did definitely provide an emotional and physiological experience.
(as usual on action films, DJP otm)
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 25 October 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link
Yeah, I actually typed it that way first, but then overthought it.
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link
I mean, I don't know what the food equivalent of a "theme park" would be. A banana split?
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link
Noma?
― Frederik B, Friday, 25 October 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link
tasting menu at WD 50
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link
"Endgame:" https://money.cnn.com/2018/01/05/news/guy-fieri-restaurant/
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link
I mean they're just going to wind up burning themselves with that shit ultimately, particularly as they continue to lean heavier on regurgitation of their own supply. Cut to five years from now as tumbleweeds drift through a multiplexIndependent theaters will have been killed by then.― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 25, 2019 8:23 AM (yesterday
Independent theaters will have been killed by then.
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 25, 2019 8:23 AM (yesterday
The Art Theater in Champaign announced today they're closing in six days.
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 25 October 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link
If all the superhero films fell out of favor, surely they would be replaced by pirate films!
Disney is prepared: https://variety.com/2019/film/news/pirates-of-the-caribbean-reboot-craig-mazin-ted-elliott-disney-1203383993/
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Saturday, 26 October 2019 04:23 (four years ago) link
Many xps but ...Of course Speed Racer > 95% of MCUI thought all people who haunt pop culture message boards knew this?
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link
Also, if I had a kid I would take that kid to Fury Road in a heartbeat, faster than I’d give that kid up for adoption were they to ask to see an Avengers movie
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:10 (four years ago) link
P sure Immortan Joe's face being ripped off might have upset me as a 7 year old
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link
O sorry spoilers
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:33 (four years ago) link
Mad Max might be my favorite action films. But they could suffer the homogeneous fate if they keep cranking out movies.
Fury worked largely due to the gap between movies and managing to up the world building and over the top vehicular mayhem from Road Warrior.
Still possibly my favorite action flick of the century
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link
Thunderdome can go fuck itself
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:37 (four years ago) link
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/014/245/8d8.gif
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link
I have no memory of a face being ripped off.
I was quite surprised a while ago by what some of you would even shield your young teenagers from. It's often something completely unpredictable that scars children (like my youthful trauma over Labyrinth, Dark Crystal and John Cleese's Clockwork).
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:47 (four years ago) link
It's really fast.
The sexual politics of Fury Road might make it tougher or more challenging for younger kids, and even if that stuff goes over their heads it's still a pretty relentless, intense movie. I love all the Mad Max movies, even Thunderdome, with Thunderdome probably being (by design?) the best for kids. It's still violent but it's a lot goofier, and iirc the only one of the three with no rape or implied rape. Great score, too.
(Should note that I did see Fury Road again recently, this time with my older kid, and while she sat through it I can't get her to even consider Thunderdome. One and done.)
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link
(The face rip is really fast, that is.)
You don't remember this?
https://cinemorgue.fandom.com/wiki/Hugh_Keays-Byrne?file=Immortan_Joe%27s_death.png
I mean it's how he died!
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link
Bleh. Just imagine bacdude with no mandible
*a dude
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link
"I mean they're just going to wind up burning themselves with that shit ultimately, particularly as they continue to lean heavier on regurgitation of their own supply. Cut to five years from now as tumbleweeds drift through a multiplex" Independent theaters will have been killed by then. ― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 25, 2019 8:23 AM (yesterdayThe Art Theater in Champaign announced today they're closing in six days.― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Saturday, October 26, 2019 9:45 AM (four days ago)
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Saturday, October 26, 2019 9:45 AM (four days ago)
Fathom have been told that two weeks ago's 40th anniversary national Alien screenings are the last time they will ever be able to show any Fox movie.
Balboa Theatre in SF had a Planet Of The Apes festival booked weekend after next, have now lost all eight films to which tickets had already been sold
Christmas screenings of Die Hard have been pulled from multiple theatres in the US and Canada
not sure where today's Leave Her To Heaven screening is meant to be happening
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link
uggghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 00:25 (four years ago) link
Man, Fuck Disney.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 01:23 (four years ago) link
KILL THE MOUSE
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 01:48 (four years ago) link
any opportunity to be total dicks
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link
No one would have expected them to be particularly cool about the Fox acquisition but they're just straight-up showing their asses with this shit.
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 03:27 (four years ago) link
There was a Savage Dragon panel with Malcolm unable to comprehend the commercial failure of Speed Racer film.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 1 November 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link
An outsider/artist friend of mine asked me at the time, genuinely curious (as I worked in Hollywood), “Why was Speed Racer a flop?”My answer: “Because nobody went to see it!”
― dracula et son fils (morrisp), Saturday, 2 November 2019 03:28 (four years ago) link
Purely bad timing for my part. I’d probably have seen it 3+ times in the theater if my life hadn’t been a smoking compost pile at the time. Granted, this would not have made up the necessary difference between budget and business.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 November 2019 03:57 (four years ago) link
Thanks for making me want to see it again right now when I’m supposed to be going to bed.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 November 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/04/opinion/martin-scorsese-marvel.html
Some say that Hitchcock’s pictures had a sameness to them, and perhaps that’s true — Hitchcock himself wondered about it. But the sameness of today’s franchise pictures is something else again. Many of the elements that define cinema as I know it are there in Marvel pictures. What’s not there is revelation, mystery or genuine emotional danger. Nothing is at risk. The pictures are made to satisfy a specific set of demands, and they are designed as variations on a finite number of themes.
― j., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:36 (four years ago) link
It’s genuinely tiresome.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link
The criticism of MCU movies as if decade upon decade of popular filmmaking hasn’t also been full of trite save the cat silliness, I meanthe MCU I don’t really find tiresome at all - maybe it could use more terror, paranoia, and hopelessness overall, but the it wouldn’t do what it says on the tin.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:46 (four years ago) link
the black panther sucks because it’s missing genuine emotional danger? You officially did not watch the black panther, the movie
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link
That there was bad stuff in the past doesn't mean that the nature of the bad stuff hasn't changed.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:28 (four years ago) link
the more he elaborates the dumber this gets
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link
the more you post that etc etc
― j., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link
lol idk why that double-posted but I stand by it
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:34 (four years ago) link
He's right, you're wrong.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link
the black panther sucks because it’s missing genuine emotional danger?
well, not *just* for that reason
― Simon H., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 03:53 (four years ago) link
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Monday, November 4, 2019
he's not even wrong. there have never been more opportunities for "risky" work to find an audience. just not at the multiplex. boo hoo, pour one out.
i mean of course it's ridiculous that Disney has now made more Maleficents than Snow Whites but it's pretty rich for a guy who puts "gimme shelter" in every other scene to bemoan the decline of symphonic audiences. now that was real music! these blues guys can't even read standard notation!
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:15 (four years ago) link
lol haha i am a cineaste pew pew upon your blockbuster framchise
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:17 (four years ago) link
xpost so he's...rockist?
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link
Back in (decade) we made movies where actors said lines that (ham steak) audiences, on backdrops of pure (propane) with a truck and two (atelier)s
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:25 (four years ago) link