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fuck soccer and basketball

But remember to use a rubber!

Obviously whether ~REDACTED~ and ~REDACTED~ (much less ~REDACTED~!) could have worked productively together is an open question, but I feel ~REDACTED~ would have councelled against the deployment of fretless bass and perhaps suggested ~REDACTED~ in place of ~REDACTED~.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=dead+kennedys+forest+fire+lyrics

it feels like literally nothing of any consequence (except further cultural and legal erosion) has happened in US politics since the Trump election, is this the case

the 2020 election cycle started in winter 2016, so we've been busy with that ever since

it is christmas for 1/3 of the year.
it is election season 95% of the time

i think everything should get paywalled. even one's own thoughts.

You're an asshole who would make a terrible, terrible president.

^Neil Young thread

Submit a poll ballot before coming on results threads to say you would have voted for something

There's never a bad time for coming on results threads.

do i need to start another ILTMI poll?

she's a truant officer and a deathly boring speaker

we need a new bingo card

mistagged mp3s?

American Imago is an academic journal established in 1939 by Sigmund Freud and Hanns Sachs. It seeks to explore the role of psychoanalysis in contemporary cultural, literary, and social theory, while also considering issues related to anthropology, philosophy, politics, cultural studies, history, art history, musicology, education, and gender studies.

The current editor-in-chief of the journal is Murray M. Schwartz. Past editors include Louis Rose, Hanns Sachs, Harry Slochower, and George B. Wilbur. The journal is published by the Johns Hopkins University Press.

too much vera lynn in their eoys

sarahell 100% otm afaics

this isn't the posts very much in character thread

I mean the football, it's...it's just sitting there, unguarded, my view of the goalposts is unoccluded. I have no particular reason to kick it but, man, it's been lined up so nicely it seems a shame to not take advantage.

this isn't the posts very much not in character thread!

trying to describe the ilxor subtype I call "How's Lunch" -- midwestern, cis-white male, a bit self-deprecating, fond of poop jokes

I want to protest but...well...

descriptive, not judgmental

i'm right there with you old lunch, although i think i'm heavier on the self-deprecation and lighter on the poop jokes

(although probably still in the 90th+ percentile with the poop jokes)

TBF I get most of my poop jokes out here and reserve most of my self-deprecation/-loathing for every single other waking non-ILX moment. Whattayagonnado!

I'm sorry but this is the only "holdiay movie" I'll be watching this year

Don’t care about the John Lewis Christmas ad only wanna see how Robert Dyas follows up on this banger pic.twitter.com/ed6G5O6H0u

— Nicola Coughlan (@nicolacoughlan) November 6, 2019

i also like going out with my friends

Well, it's the stupid fans of YOUR sport who marauded the place so yeah, you don't get to be a "friend". You get to learn what "sorry" is. I mean, if you had any imagination whatsoever, you'd figure out how to say you're "sorry".

Hahaha, can’t believe you got unblocked, just can’t stay away

He is a bit “yr friend’s divorced dad who’s just starting to get back into it” but I find him strangely attractive

surely Neanderthal is ILX’s chief poop joke guy, I don’t think he lives in the Midwest?

hes poop im prose

poop jokes

ffs

now there's your poetry submission

poopery in one hand and schematics in the other

jokers to the right, here I am

stuck in the middle with your mother

enjoying how ilx's foremost advocate of [redacted] left the thread sharpish when people started piling in on [redacted]

this was something that stuck in my head for about 2 minutes while i was smoking a cigarette -- it is not a classification system i subjected to much analytical rigor

“Say, do you have any more of those Japanese plums...
or any other exotic fruits...
from around the globe?”

put slice of bread in toaster and toast it

you fucker, only fuckers ruin good bread with toasting

good bread healthy bread, bread of the seed. but toasted is only good for throwing in the bin, followed by the toaster

Crazy talk, toast is the food of some Gods or other.

Not a partic controp that the UK has one of the worst bread selections in the Western world, so toast it may very well be.

*the hovis lad freewheels down vast hill, tumbles into sinkhole at hillfoot and is swept away by underground floods*

heavens no, he who wouldst bring fire to the heart of his god-bread, hath hoved hocks of hack-spit at holy Hovis, he too shall be enbinned, and the bin shall be conflagrated with him within