Rolling Marvel Cinematic Universe thread (+ a poll: Classic or Dud?)

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And I get that theatrical exhibition means a lot to him, I don’t begrudge him for that. I just don’t share the sense of “terrible sadness.”


taxi driver can’t be experienced as it’s author intended without a bucket of really fresh popcorn.

...

and milk duds. the big box.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:57 (four years ago) link

xps hey pal that's nobel prize winner™ bob dylan to you

j., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:57 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link

damn autocorrect making me look like I don’t know the difference between its and it’s

forks otm tho

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:59 (four years ago) link

With any luck, the soundtrack to Guardians of the Galaxy 3 will overlap heavily with Casino and Goodfellas

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 04:59 (four years ago) link

no grounding in this universe

lol the spurious expertise to which cape and tights stans will appeal to justify their defensiveness

films are about THIS UNIVERSE, that's all the grounding you need to have insight into movies

j., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:01 (four years ago) link

j. with all respect I have no idea what you’re talking about

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:01 (four years ago) link

5) - Parasite has made $100 million worldwide and is the feel-good cineaste story of the year; Joker has made ten times that in a month

But it’s playing in theaters. The goalpost is not that small films should somehow be at BO parity with the big ones, even Scorsese’s not saying that.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:02 (four years ago) link

this is the THIRD time i've xposted this but I saw Irishman in theaters on opening night and the first two hours were so preordained, so much gangster fan service scripting, so much special effects and explosions that i honestly did have the super-smug "well how is this different from a marvel movie" thought but, you know what the last 30 minutes so painfully and honestly rip off the cardboard thin veneer of cool to reveal the pure sad nihilism underneath and act as apologia for scorcese's big dick bad guy fantasy fuel that as far as i'm concerned he wins.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:04 (four years ago) link

forks pretty much otm though. otoh, nobody’s going to remember who made Joker, and in a year, we’ll forget who starred in it too

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:04 (four years ago) link

parasite is NOT a small film btw! it won the palm d'or! it's got the best per theater opening weekend in the US for a foreign film in history! There's a big media campaign behind it!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link

also in 3 seconds nobody’s going to remember that I tried to be part of this conversation

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link

goddam forks I’m pretty certain that’s quite possibly the finest capsule review of THE IRISHMAN anyone’s ever going to write and it’s wasted on the MCU thread

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link

xxp So did Pulp Fiction!! Where are the goalposts — true cinema is now a microbudget indie out of nowhere that sweeps into the Zeitgeist purely on the strength of its artistic vision?

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link

tombot your Guardians 3 post didn’t get the recognition it deserved. I am now legit going to be disappointed if Gunn doesn’t go there.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link

I mean I know nothing about Parasite other than it seems as far as you can get from a Marvel movie. But maybe Scorsese dismisses it too, I dunno.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:10 (four years ago) link

Just looked it up, Parasite cost ~$11mm. That’s a small film!

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:11 (four years ago) link

Like the fact it’s being heavily promoted and doing well is actually the best possible counterargument to Scorcese’s point!

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:12 (four years ago) link

you can’t even license “gimme shelter” for 11 mil!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:16 (four years ago) link

i think it's instructive to recognize the marvel (and star wars and harry potter and DC and every other film that relies on lore and fandom before story and character) box office hegemony as analogous to the worst perils of late era capitalism in that the particular style of art-and-business that they represent metastasizes to the point where it muscles out everything but the rare exceptions that, in some ways, succeed as much as anything because they ARE the exceptions... if you flip over to the Parasite thread, you'll find me complaining that though i liked parasite quite a bit, I'm sore that people who don't watch a lot of film won't stop telling me how good parasite is and i don't even think it's Bong's third best film! Or the third best class warfare film i've seen this year! but it's the underdog of the moment and that makes it the overdog! and people feel they've "done their part" for culture simply by dipping their toe in that water.

One of the best things about NYC is that, at any given moment, there are sixty different films I can watch. In downtown Manhattan alone , there are at least five theaters at any given moment playing the best available cinema available in America. But that is ABSOLUTELY a pure luxury and it pains me that some of the outrageously good film i've seen this year (Birds of Passage! Diane! Transit! Honeyland! For the Birds! Hail Satan! Penguin Highway! One Cut of the Dead! Shadow! Woman at War! Last Black Man in San Francisco! Fast Color! The Wild Pear Tree! and almost all of it at least as joyous and as fully accessible as Toy Story 4 or into the Spiderverse is) gets no big screen play outside of five major cities. it's a fucking shame.

xp to rogermexico thx i'm available for screenings and twitter arguments

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:23 (four years ago) link

ALSO!! BONG JOON HO BONUS COMIC XOVER INFO THAT MAY EXPLAIN WHY HIS WORK IS CONNECTING SO WELL WITH MARVEL FRIENDLY AUDIENCES:

In another life, he would have been a comic-book artist. Bong meticulously storyboards everything he shoots, and his movies look like individual frames come to life. He sketched out every scene for Parasite and Memories of Murder himself — complete with dialogue — and for films with bigger visual effects, like Okja and Snowpiercer, he worked with an artist. “He gave us storyboards that were fully bound books,” says Yeun of his experience acting in Okja. “They look like mangas, where you’re just like, Oh, this is the movie.”

https://www.vulture.com/2019/10/bong-joon-ho-parasite.html

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:27 (four years ago) link

Birds of Passage! Diane! Transit! Honeyland! For the Birds! Hail Satan! Penguin Highway! One Cut of the Dead! Shadow! Woman at War! Last Black Man in San Francisco! Fast Color! The Wild Pear Tree!


Are these the sort of films that would have gotten significant big screen play in the sticks 20 years ago?

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link

xps yeah i live in a relatively artsy city but its theaters are for shit, you need to go to the multiplexes in the suburbs to grab the occasional chance at a middle-aged person's hollywood movie tucked into the offerings, and where i actually live, you get your choice of 2-screen theaters showing the biggest blockbusters - the nearest to me has been showing joker and downton abbey for like ever

j., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:30 (four years ago) link

Also, Scorsese’s not just talking about “arty movies,” he’s also talking about how great the old studio system was. But plenty of mainstream, adult-oriented movies that aren’t Marvel or DC are still being made and distributed — look at each year’s Oscar contenders for example. Are many of today’s directors as good as Hitchcock? Probably not! But that’s a different point.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:32 (four years ago) link

xp 20 years ago, many of those films would've been picked up and distributed broadly by big companies and distributors willing to settle for a smaller piece of the pie. Neon, Dogwoof, A24, Magnolia et al are scoring enough hits to stay afloat in a different ecosystem but they don't have the muscle to make in play in Peoria.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:33 (four years ago) link

So if GotG 3 establishes its soundtrack with Quill discovering the Goodfellas OST on his Zune

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:34 (four years ago) link

ulysses relentlessly otm itt

Simon H., Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:36 (four years ago) link

you're arguing a lot of different points morrisp, i'm not sure which one you want to focus on here but i will say i don't think scorcese would for a minute want to go back to the "old studio system," maybe watch this for some historical perspective as to why and how scorcese might have a reasonable beef against hyperinflated hollywood horseshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0jsxeXXtBk

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:37 (four years ago) link

Scorcese’s making a lot of different points! Some are

I’m simply asking how this: https://oscar.go.com/news/nominations/oscar-nominations-2018-full-list-and-highlights

...squares with this:

But the most ominous change has happened stealthily and under cover of night: the gradual but steady elimination of risk. Many films today are perfect products manufactured for immediate consumption.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:41 (four years ago) link

Whoops, my first thing got cut off. I was saying some of his points are cut-and-dried, like: In many places around this country and around the world, franchise films are now your primary choice if you want to see something on the big screen. That seems true & yes a loss

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:43 (four years ago) link

But lots of “major” films are still being made and screened (even in Peoria) that don’t fit his slippery “many films today” construction.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:44 (four years ago) link

“Many films” have crappy/franchise whatever for as long as I’ve been alive. It’s one thing to lament the loss of screens for indie films, but that doesn’t seem to be what he’s arguing for most of the piece, he’s saying studios aren’t taking risks, which isn’t true.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:45 (four years ago) link

no big screen play outside of five major cities. it's a fucking shame.

That’s also not the fault of any movie company. That’s the fact of living outside of major markets. People can stay at home now and watch all kinds of bullshit. Okja is on Netflix! We’re going to be OK.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:46 (four years ago) link

(And candidly, ulysses, I feel a little condescended to for you to point me toward "Easy Riders, Raging Bulls" of all things... but I'll survive ;)

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:48 (four years ago) link

Paramount just had two big flops w/Gemini Man & Terminator; but here are some films they were releasing deep in the MCU era, tell me they weren't taking risks:

November 11, 2016 Arrival
December 16, 2016 Fences
December 23, 2016 Silence (a Marty S. joint!)
September 15, 2017 Mother
October 27, 2017 Suburbicon
December 22, 2017 Downsizing

Granted, it's now two more years down the road, and Br4d Grey (who championed this stuff) is no longer there (or anywhere); but you get the idea.

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:55 (four years ago) link

And we're also never going back to the '70s, no matter how easy anyone rides, or how the bull rages... lamenting the loss of such a unique era feels like pissing in the wind

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:56 (four years ago) link

Okay, let's talk about that then.
the oscar nominations are meant to be the height of the intersection of art and commerce, films that are critically acclaimed and that tend to do notably well at the box office. Weinstein's svengali magic trick was that for a long time he was often very good at figuring out how to have one inform the other so that the whole country is going to see fucking Shakespeare in Love... but i digress. A quick bit of googling suggests that 870 films were released in North America last year. Those Oscar noms represent maybe 2% of those. The top 10 2018 hits (of which only Incredibles 2 and Black Panther cross over to the Oscars) equal nearly 25% of the total domestic box office for the year... about 3.5 billion of about 12. That means that 95% of the films released in america fit into neither category. that's over 800 films that don't take up a month in your local multiplex, that don't get marketing and press support from a major studio and that don't get screen time to impact the culture. before marvel proved that you could more or less lock up 25% of theaters with what is essentially the same movie playing for a full year, that space was filled with other stuff! Scorcese is bemoaning that loss, not that no other films play at all but that the margins are so slim and that most studios are opting out of the middle ground and ceding it to streaming.... which may not matter if you don't think that seeing a film on a big screen is any different than watching it at home but it is it is it is it IS different

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:57 (four years ago) link

jeez, we went six different directions in the time it took me to type that! i have a cold, i'm goin' to bed.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 05:57 (four years ago) link

btw, i never even knew there was a bbc adaptation of easy rider raging bulls until recently, it's a fun watch if you haven't seen it even it it only skims the book

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:00 (four years ago) link

goodnight! I enjoy rapping w/you

jeanie bueller energy (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:13 (four years ago) link

http://media0.giphy.com/media/XtihHK45Buhpax98BN/giphy.gif

anyways, my point - which i may have made too awkwardly to land - is that the top 5% of film in america represents basically everything that does boffo box office or gets nominated for statues. the remaining 95% is increasingly squeezed out due to a mix of evolving media landscapes, the de-emphasis of appointment viewing in theaters for anything but corporate approved cultural touchstones, winner-take-all business practices and an entire generation of disposable income carrying manbabies willing to see a three hour popcorn movie five times so that they can say they did their part to unseat Avatar.
Scorcese is absolutely an imperfect deliverer of this message. And as an official manbaby myself i'm hardly above gorging on occasional garbage and finding it both tasty and nutritious. The thing to guard against in these kinda conversations imo is to assume there are right or wrong answers here and that a bunch of yahoos on the internet know more and are in a better position to figure out how to untangle the mess that is the dying days of big screen movies before marty fuckin' scorcese does.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:20 (four years ago) link

i enjoy rapping with you too... even when i'm not entirely sure where you're going with your argument! but that's likely the robitussin talking.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:24 (four years ago) link

which may not matter if you don't think that seeing a film on a big screen is any different than watching it at home but it is it is it is it IS different

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, November 4, 2019

of course it is! if it weren't audiences wouldn't choose to stay home in such decisive numbers instead of going to the theater!

and yeah, it's a shame for cinéma but on balance i'm okay living in a world where idk Kevin Smith's DOGMA doesn't get the honor of a theatrical release.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:26 (four years ago) link

speaking of brokeback mountain, ang lee somehow keeps getting theatrical releases. take that, marty!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:29 (four years ago) link

considering marvel gave him the keys to the comics, it's a small miracle that the world was never subjected to a kevin smith marvel movie and, given the stakes and his reputation, I think we've likely dodged that bullet forever

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:32 (four years ago) link

if you'd like a good example of some non-highbrow filmmakers whose work would've likely flourished in a world where the primary options aren't billion dollars or straight to video, I'd point straight to Benson and Moorhead.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:37 (four years ago) link

some interesting Irishman scuttlebutt from Deadline:
https://deadline.com/2019/11/terminator-dark-fate-linda-hamilton-harriet-motherless-brooklyn-weekend-box-office-1202774477/

The unfortunate fact of the matter is that there are some films which won’t work at the box office, given their economics. Studio development execs continually huddle to debate what’s marquee enough. No one in town was going to make a 3 1/2 hour, slow-moving gangster movie with three near 80-year-old actors at a $160M-$200M budget.

Plus, what box office could be made from such an endeavor? Irishman would have likely tanked, and to bring it back to rival distributors, the pic’s release would have boxed some holdovers (maybe as many as two titles a venue) out of the theater. Meantime, despite Motherless Brooklyn not finding an audience, the pic was priced at a reasonable cost in regards to what its B.O. prospects would be.

Netflix in its $5B-plus grossing quarterly revenue, was able to make Irishman, while rival studios didn’t want to gamble. Again, we live in a world where producers have to be agnostic when it comes to the medium their films are made for.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:42 (four years ago) link

the remaining 95% is increasingly
Streaming.

I feel extremely strongly that streaming music is just basically napster plus tips, i.e. barely better than just stealing music, but I think streaming film and TV content is somehow far fairer to the creators. Maybe because funding movies and shows means paying the rates up front?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 07:20 (four years ago) link

Kevin Smith would have obviously made a terrible Marvel movie, is why - it seems pretty clear that "is an enormous comics fan" really wasn't an attribute that Marvel was looking for in its directors?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 07:36 (four years ago) link

I thought I read it on this thread but I can't find it - the workhorse doing the most to move Netflix over to the next, respectable, phase of its plan is one Martin J Scorsese, who's going to get it some Oscars.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 07:41 (four years ago) link


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