I want to protest but...well...
― I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link
descriptive, not judgmental
― sarahell, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
i'm right there with you old lunch, although i think i'm heavier on the self-deprecation and lighter on the poop jokes
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link
(although probably still in the 90th+ percentile with the poop jokes)
TBF I get most of my poop jokes out here and reserve most of my self-deprecation/-loathing for every single other waking non-ILX moment. Whattayagonnado!
― I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link
I'm sorry but this is the only "holdiay movie" I'll be watching this year
Don’t care about the John Lewis Christmas ad only wanna see how Robert Dyas follows up on this banger pic.twitter.com/ed6G5O6H0u— Nicola Coughlan (@nicolacoughlan) November 6, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:10 (four years ago) link
i also like going out with my friends
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:14 (four years ago) link
Well, it's the stupid fans of YOUR sport who marauded the place so yeah, you don't get to be a "friend". You get to learn what "sorry" is. I mean, if you had any imagination whatsoever, you'd figure out how to say you're "sorry".
― Here I Sit, Buns a FleXor, Givin' Birth to Another... (I M Losted), Friday, 8 November 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link
Hahaha, can’t believe you got unblocked, just can’t stay away
― gyac, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link
He is a bit “yr friend’s divorced dad who’s just starting to get back into it” but I find him strangely attractive
― gyac, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link
surely Neanderthal is ILX’s chief poop joke guy, I don’t think he lives in the Midwest?
― grebbmoolb (crüt), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link
hes poop im prose
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link
poop jokes
ffs
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link
now there's your poetry submission
― imago, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link
poopery in one hand and schematics in the other
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link
jokers to the right, here I am
― tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
stuck in the middle with your mother
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link
enjoying how ilx's foremost advocate of [redacted] left the thread sharpish when people started piling in on [redacted]
― imago, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link
this was something that stuck in my head for about 2 minutes while i was smoking a cigarette -- it is not a classification system i subjected to much analytical rigor
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
“Say, do you have any more of those Japanese plums...or any other exotic fruits...from around the globe?”
― brimstead, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link
put slice of bread in toaster and toast it
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 November 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link
you fucker, only fuckers ruin good bread with toasting
― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link
good bread healthy bread, bread of the seed. but toasted is only good for throwing in the bin, followed by the toaster
― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
Crazy talk, toast is the food of some Gods or other.
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 November 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link
Not a partic controp that the UK has one of the worst bread selections in the Western world, so toast it may very well be.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link
*the hovis lad freewheels down vast hill, tumbles into sinkhole at hillfoot and is swept away by underground floods*
― mark s, Thursday, 14 November 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link
heavens no, he who wouldst bring fire to the heart of his god-bread, hath hoved hocks of hack-spit at holy Hovis, he too shall be enbinned, and the bin shall be conflagrated with him within
― imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link
But Brian had to suffer for his art. One of the scenes involved celebrating England winning the 1966World Cup, with proud Scot Brian having to cheer as he was passed by a Ford Anglia full of flag-waving England fans.Brian said: "We were filming the 1960s scenes on the last day and, on the last take, the director said that, as I was a Scotland fan, I could make a rude sign at the fans in the car as they passed by."They gave me a DVD of the advert after filming and it included a version with that take in it."
Brian said: "We were filming the 1960s scenes on the last day and, on the last take, the director said that, as I was a Scotland fan, I could make a rude sign at the fans in the car as they passed by.
"They gave me a DVD of the advert after filming and it included a version with that take in it."
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/real-life/the-scots-schoolboy-picked-to-be-star-of-new-989786
xp
"he who hath hoved hocks of hack-spit at holy Hovis" a+
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link
Toast Poll
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 November 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link
let's not relive the grilled cheese insanity
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 November 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
is a hot dog a sandwich
― tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 November 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link
Manatee scans like Xanadu
― sarahell, Thursday, 14 November 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
toast you had second thoughts about
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 November 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link
don't think too long or it will get cold ...
― sarahell, Thursday, 14 November 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
Second thoughts are wasted upon that which cannot be untoasted.
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 November 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
This thread really sleeping on the fact that the same people approved Ready Player One.
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Friday, 15 November 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link
I can't stand L'Rain
― they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 November 2019 22:55 (four years ago) link
I don’t think I’m down with this development
― brimstead, Sunday, 17 November 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link
what if das übermensch but too much
― mark s, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link
My extremely cool and not at all conservative belief is that people waste too much time acknowledging that fool
― gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link
arah ye do crack me up all the same so ye do god bless
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link
lots of amazing ppl out there that aren't angry incels, lot of amazing music out there that isn't angry incel music, think i'll go think about better things
― djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, 21 November 2019 23:10 (four years ago) link
It's very funny that the top two threads on ILM right now are about Grimes and Amanda Palmer, 'cause there's about a fingernail's worth of difference between them IMO.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 22 November 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
I was tempted to post something similar, although we obv should call out male narcissists with the same zeal (and I'm not sure we always do)
― imago, Friday, 22 November 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
Time to revive the musical challop thread?
― pomenitul, Friday, 22 November 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link
"Narcissists make for excellent musicians due to their actualisation of the ubermensch fantasy!"
― imago, Friday, 22 November 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link
A Mensch is just a human being in German so it checks out.
― pomenitul, Friday, 22 November 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link
i take no pleasure in reporting this
― mark s, Friday, 22 November 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link
Jay-Z - Big Pimpin'
― No language just sound (Sund4r), Friday, 22 November 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
palmer does not sound anything like grimes to me - if you just mean that they're both women musical artists who ilmers are inclined to dislike for extra-musical reasons like their personalities or the controversies they've been involved in.... i expect more!
― Mordy, Friday, 22 November 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link