https://live.staticflickr.com/4034/4676228175_3ec3b75b07_m.jpg“Hello citizens! Could someone explain the problem with evil billionaires? They seem fine to me, an ordinary person!”
― YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:46 (four years ago) link
Hahahaha!!!
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link
both twitter & instagram doing this feed auto-refresh thing that i thought they killed off before because everyone hated it?
― marcos, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link
xp lol good username/post combo there
― jacquees, full of cobras (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link
dud btw
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link
i wish the emotional labor and YA clusterfucks did not invade literally all of my other internets last week including ilx but it did bc twitter's boundless suckitude draws all other internet spaces into it
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
it was p funny tho
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link
jack's moving to africa next year to get his head together and just, like, jam and shit, y'know? really just feel it
Sad to be leaving the continent…for now. Africa will define the future (especially the bitcoin one!). Not sure where yet, but I’ll be living here for 3-6 months mid 2020. Grateful I was able to experience a small part. 🌍 pic.twitter.com/9VqgbhCXWd— jack 🌍🌏🌎 (@jack) November 27, 2019
― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 December 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link
tweet, pay, love
― kinder, Monday, 2 December 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link
RUSSFEST
― maura, Monday, 2 December 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link
TIL Africa will define the bitcoin future
― cryborg (rip van wanko), Monday, 2 December 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link
cool
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 01:05 (four years ago) link
kudos to africa
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link
big get
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 04:37 (four years ago) link
Dozens of brand social media managers with idle time (see thread):
what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?— Netflix US (@netflix) December 5, 2019
― полезный инструмент (Sanpaku), Friday, 6 December 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link
another day at the kettle chips office, trying to explain to my boss why our potato chips should tweet about fisting pic.twitter.com/ROZJjZy5tX— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) December 6, 2019
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Friday, 6 December 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link
This is a good read, btw: https://theintercept.com/2019/11/30/david-duke-and-his-twitter-nazis-got-mad-at-me-twitter-took-their-side/
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Friday, 6 December 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link
This thread made me do a genuine real lol
I’m the manager of a Starbucks in Charlotte NC. I have informed my employees that they will be fired on the spot if I hear them say “Merry Christmas” to any customers. I’m doing it because I personally dislike conservative Christians.— chris (@MuellerDad69) December 4, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:14 (four years ago) link
muellerdad69
― 10,000 mani-gecs (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:15 (four years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:34 (four years ago) link
ppl earnestly tagging starbucks in the replies
there's one guy who is canny enough to know that the dude doesn't actually work at starbucks but is mad that starbucks aren't doing something about his tweets.
― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:38 (four years ago) link
This guy
Hes a coward if he doesn't respond or give us some evidence to back it up. I'm willing to call every SB in Charlotte if I have to...thought he would help me narrow it down. Already called 3. plus corp.— jcurtman (@jcurtman) December 10, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:46 (four years ago) link
oof. that guy has his own podcast but only 86 followers. jesus fucking christ
― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link
i find my eyes fixated on the words "Twitter C/D" right now
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:53 (four years ago) link
I am not quite on board with all of muellerdad69's hijinks but when I see the good ones retweeted I slap that like button
― a u.s. government department (mh), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link
the international influence astroturfing is so amazingly poorly constructed these days
You have to laugh at the desperation of #Saudi haters!😂🇸🇦They spend 24/7 planning lies and pathetic smears! But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂1) Vision2030 ✔🇸🇦💕2) Strong leaders ✔ 🇸🇦💕3) Aramco ✔ 🇸🇦💕4) Tourism/entertainment ✔🇸🇦💕5) Sports hub ✔🇸🇦💕😍🇸🇦❤🔥 pic.twitter.com/fSf3Ws3rON— Kate Stewart (@KateStewart22) December 22, 2019
― mh, Sunday, 22 December 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link
Nobody gives a toot!😂
― Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 December 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
i feel like the 22nd kate stewart makes some good points
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 December 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
https://pics.me.me/toot-itt-fool-doctor-doom-toots-as-he-pleases-19752419.png
― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Sunday, 22 December 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
I want *that* movie
― mh, Sunday, 22 December 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
Subhan'Allah!— Kate Stewart (@KateStewart22) December 22, 2019
― lag∞n, Sunday, 22 December 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link
there seems to be a discrepancy between “you’re not cool enough to be invited” and the giant tourism campaign this PR blitz is supporting which is basically inviting everyone to Saudi
― mh, Sunday, 22 December 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link
influencers don’t get where they are because of subtlety or wit
― maura, Sunday, 22 December 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
I wish instagram influencers were a thing during that brief “Gaddafi is good now” period after he signed on to arms disposal and before the Libyan civil war. The list of performers who appeared for his family is kind of bonkers
― mh, Sunday, 22 December 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link
Imagine you were Kate Stewart and handed the impossible job of finding things to spontaneously praise about Saudi Arabia. And you must try to sound sincere about it. You'd be forgiven for waking up in a cold sweat every day.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 22 December 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
If that isn’t someone paid to tweet from a list of talking points on a variety of astroturf accounts I’ll eat my hat
― mh, Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link
post by katherine in another thread:
an otherwise ok aggregation post of a twitter workaround with an unfortunate title: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7kz9ez/go-into-2020-by-taking-your-twitter-feed-back-from-the-algorithm
^contains several useful tips for managing twitter accounts and muting lots of junk tweets
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
should twitter really be showing me likes on a protected tweet
― j., Friday, 10 January 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
Arizona Rally For Life. Amazing event. Speakers, Governor Ducey. Bishop Olmsted, Abby Johnson, Ryan Scott Bomberger. Many more. Over 100 thousand in crowd. I find out I have a daughter from an Air Force affair. She is beautiful, LDS, lives in Utah. What a week. pic.twitter.com/pNIO6oo6NU— jay lawrence (@jlawrenceLD23) January 19, 2020
― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 January 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link
wait
― lag∞n, Monday, 20 January 2020 01:31 (four years ago) link
what a week
― mookieproof, Monday, 20 January 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link
AND Ryan Scott Bomberger! that's just incredible
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 January 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link
he finally got that vasectomy earlier this week
― I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 January 2020 05:10 (four years ago) link
Not very prolife of him
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Monday, 20 January 2020 05:13 (four years ago) link
jaboukie getting insta-banned for this like a day after his suspension ended for doing a similar thing with the gun girl is just too good pic.twitter.com/YIT7FZ8XG2— kambole (@kambolecampbell) January 20, 2020
― babu frik fan account (mh), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 04:20 (four years ago) link
jaboukie is one of the best ppl on titter and in life
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 04:22 (four years ago) link
lol twitter, too
saw some ppl on there clutching pearls all the blue check mark makes it exponentially more offensive LMFBO
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 04:23 (four years ago) link