L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

lol which way is that bed supposed to be made up??

tv_on_a_stool.jpg like it ain’t no thang

Maybe it really ain't no thang!

But man, I'll say this: There is some cheap real estate in El Paso, Texas.

it's bad if that is a neutral decor look.

Those are some ugly ass virtual couches

Hello would you like to rent our murder house "ultimate in private living" residence.

https://i2.au.reastatic.net/1563x1013-resize,extend,r=33,g=40,b=46/c312196423fb40d1ffdbc8c9eeb5a97b9448bd5550c23338a73259ff4a835d4d/image.jpg

Nothing to see here, in your lovely original features bathroom. No, the bathtub was always that colour that isnt covering up any stains what are you on about.

https://i2.au.reastatic.net/1563x1013-resize,extend,r=33,g=40,b=46/3f45f5a3c60b9616880d5dd0981a2fd7da57c99ec8bb00d5bc7e7bbc91e83987/image.jpg

This fucking cunt wants $530 a week for this small 2 bedroom shithole on a really crap street.

Yeah! Tell em bout (hit em where it hurts )

last five hours to buy a fixer-upper New York civil war mansion for 50k (with 4k annual property taxes). would that i had any handyman capabilities
https://derosaexchange.com/james-seymour-mansion
https://derosaexchange.com/seymour-mansion-interior

https://www.latimes.com/business/real-estate/story/2020-01-02/guns-bears-and-bizarre-designs-dr-phils-strange-beverly-hills-home-comes-to-market

What a fscking weirdo. This Dr should be giving out advice to no one

(he is not a licenced doctor btw)

i wouldn't have thought of dr phil as a kubrick bear fan

I've never been more repulsed by something so beautiful.

https://i.imgur.com/V3JH26q.jpg

that door just ruined my evening.

lol

D:

https://jalopnik.com/welcome-to-my-summer-cottage-1841520837

Year Built
2012

that's gotta be a spec house that's never been sold

people are so bad at building appealing mansions

if i can't imagine tiptoeing around it at night while holding a candlestick then im not interested

That house is ugly af

https://i.imgur.com/u4Gswtt.gif

every room has a different ceiling
i want to punch someone

"Well, putting a ramp down to the driveway would've been too steep."

https://i.imgur.com/3KD9dFS.jpg

Tbh, when considering handicapped access, the grade of the ramp can’t be too high or you risk creating much worse problems.

I get that.

This half-and-half concept is pretty bold though.

The front porch step is pretty high, and the rails are definitely made to support someone with working legs.

STILL.

I've been scratching my head really hard at why someone would want to design their back patio to look like a walkway in a public park

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISfkowd3enp8301000000000.webp

Also baffling, but less so, from the same listing, is this oddly shaped built-in shelving arrangement.

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISznoe98ol5i511000000000.webp

looks like they had a business in their basement

Noticed that was one of the few rooms where they didn't digitally insert a furniture arrangement. Guess the Realtors were stumped too.

looks like they had a business in their basement

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teaching "pole fitness" classes

i watched a bunch of youtube videos of a guy exploring vacant farmhouses because i watch whatever the algorithm recommends to me. then youtube suggested i would like to see videos of the "barndominium" phenomenon. oh boy. have you ever wanted to live in a 10,000 square foot house that looked like a plumbing supply store on the outside, but a bass pro shop on the inside, and was decorated by a pinterest mom? i can help.

I thought "barndominium" meant a barn conversion, but no they are LITERAL POLE BARNS. So yeah...no. Wow. Plumbing supply warehouse otm.

lol

I still don't get it. Is it a play on words of "condominium" or "pandemonium"?

definitely pandemonium, from the echo you could get going when you yell DINNER'S READY to all 11 of your kids who are located up to 500 yards away somewhere in your cavernous steel home

https://circlehdevelopment.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/barn-4.jpg

WHAT

lol this picture is definitely not the living quarters side of the barndo. or is it?

I'll see your church banquet room and raise you Mark Twain, John Wayne and James Dean.

Hey man alive, found some more park benches for ya.

https://i.imgur.com/PNPNkiv.jpg

Oh boy. I watched one video and the rustic bathroom had a million signs including one saying “Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere.”

i'm pretty sure i saw that one!

when you take away the realtor home tour shine these things leave me with a real warren jeffs and/or branch davidian feeling

10 Common Mistakes When Building a Barndominium

The first mistake must be building a barndominium.

“It feels so warm.”

What???

Yeah, Five Man Electrical Band would have a big problem staying in one of these places.

Even with all the room a five-man electrical band could have and more.