joe, what the hell dude
Good! I hope they throw the book at him. 😎👍 https://t.co/sG5VIoXsa8— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) August 23, 2019
Sorry to swear on social media but... Fuck you!! I hope they find you and throw the key away for a long time. https://t.co/NyXirrd9xL— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) July 27, 2019
Why people suck.... Why social media sucks .... right here... What a disgusting, imbecilic and dangerous thing to do. https://t.co/A77trYXEuu— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) July 4, 2019
― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
Joe is correct that ice cream is serious business
― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
Do not ask if you can get a taste of Joe's bourbon-pecan in a waffle cone.
― file of unknown origin (bendy), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link
I bet I could totally pwn Joe Bonamassa in a trivia contest that covered Baroque music, 90s folk, Irish jigs, progressive jazz, synthpop, and children's music.
He probably knows more about boring blues shit by middle-aged white guys, tho. So I guess it's a tie.
― they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link
Ironic that a white blues guy is so upset about people stealing licks
― joygoat, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
actual lols
― file of unknown origin (bendy), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
a+
― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
👏👏👏
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link
well done
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link
Ayeee
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
A guitar nerd listened to BB King, Eddie van Halen *AND* Jeff Beck?! Wow, astounding.
― A breezy pop-rock feel fairly typical of the mid-'80s (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw
― Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
Sorry to swear on social media but... Fuck you, Joe!!
― brimstead, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link
Joe Bonamassa has such strong boomer energy he already looks like he's in his 60s.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 03:37 (four years ago) link
He's not????
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 04:08 (four years ago) link
42 years soulful
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 04:22 (four years ago) link
jesus! he is younger than me...
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 04:52 (four years ago) link
beautiful joygoat
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 05:54 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGbDYUoDn4Y
― Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link
https://www.guitarworld.com/amp/artists/joe-bonamassa-its-easy-to-play-marginally-good-blues-its-very-difficult-to-play-great-blues
Also:
So we’re looking forward to getting into the raunchy weather and, you know, putting our ‘wellies’ on and cranking one out properly.”
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 December 2019 03:12 (four years ago) link
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― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link
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― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link
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― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link
thanks bg he's the hero we need right now
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link
if anything can heal your fractured nation it's the respectful blues stylings of jonas k. bonamassa
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:08 (three years ago) link
feeling this
― timber euros (seandalai), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link
His playing gives his fans a massive bona
― Kabob Dylan (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link
Mr Trump is full of shit when he comes to our state and says there is no drought. I'm not a democrat either. pic.twitter.com/usuJIU6pFS— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) May 29, 2016
― na (NA), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
when I see him in those suits I know he's gonna give it "the business", you know?
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link
xp dril or Joe Bonamassa???
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
I can no longer see anyone holding a double neck guitar without immediately hearing this in my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1l-_UiWbs
― joygoat, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link
haha that tweet is amazing
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link
I like Joe Bonamassa as a concept I won't lie
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link
his suits are so terrible lol
― brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
I conducted a Bonamassa vs Rory Gallagher guitar solo test a while ago, and Rory won.
― four seasons total landscaping is the name of my dog (Matt #2), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link
Every time I go into a Barnes & Noble they always have like 23 different albums by this guy in the CD area, basically 2/3rds of the entire 'B' section.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 November 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link
23 is pretty impressive, considering he only sells 12 different blankets on his website:
https://shop.jbonamassa.com/collections/collectible-blankets
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link
pls someone else start the OFFICIAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA BLANKET POLL i’m still recovering from putting together my last posts itt
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
rory is one of the only white blooz dudes that i can listen to
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
Well that's Xmas sorted out, can't wait to snuggle up with my special lady beneath a 2014 Collectible Bonamassa Guitarology Blanket.
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0533/5597/products/2014-Collectible-Bonamassa-Guitarology-Blanket.jpg
― four seasons total landscaping is the name of my dog (Matt #2), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link
every picture i've seen of this dude has him playing a les paul which feels wrong because he's a blue quilted maple PRS with bird inlays and gold hardware in human form
― joygoat, Monday, 9 November 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link
yeah tbh he has pretty good taste in guitars usually just really nice, expensive vintage classic models i don't think i've seen him play anything dorky
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link
I’ve always loved the look of those sunburst Les Paul’s since I was a kid
― brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
Whenever I see this dude's name, I imagine his fanbase featuring v v v heavy overlap with this meme:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEeXxjTXoAASsNv.jpg
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
eh I dunno he's pretty guitar geek
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link
Yeah, maybe that's not exactly fair, not having heard him at all. I guess I got more Blues Hammer vibe than Satriani vibes off the guy.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link
yah more just boring dad vibes. silver haired guy with the aviators seems about right.
― Spottie, Monday, 9 November 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link
Would love to see this guy suddenly start playing nothing but those weird guitars Lou Reed always seemed to be playing in the 80s
That, or a Steinberger
― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link
I want to see this guy in full page adverts for Ovation Breadwinners, talking in depth about their special tone etc
― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
STOP REPLYING AND MAKING THIS THE TOP THREAD ON ILM!!!
fuck, i'm part of the problem.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link