Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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That the Tobe in Tobe Hooper doesn't rhyme with robe

or something, Friday, 6 December 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

Say what?

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Friday, 6 December 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

Yah, it's pronounced like Toby.

most very likely was NOT Peter Murphy

https://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/2010/05/31/blown-away-man/

Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Friday, 6 December 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

xps

Yeah, I always said 'toab' until I was corrected in conversation some years ago - which is esp embarrassing b/c I always stan hard for TCM in horror-related talk and I'd been saying 'toab' for a good decade+ prior to that!

Legacy of Banality (Pillbox), Friday, 6 December 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link

(xp) I think this is the source of the confusion, this was obviously made after the original ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBem3x7G6bc

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Friday, 6 December 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link

... and there's another one for video tapes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uvmuqBze-c

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Friday, 6 December 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

Re: the correct pronunciation of 'Tobe', I probably have DVD commentaries or somesuch to thank in this instance for keeping me from sounding like my generally idiotic self as I try to incorporate into conversation words I know from books but that I've never actually heard pronounced aloud. A positively mor-TIFF-y-ing experience, let me tell you.

afraid of gosts, frankinstines, mummys, vampires, warewolf (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 December 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

it was Milo Bloom in the Maxell ads iirc

insecurity bear (sic), Friday, 6 December 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link

Lol is Tobe pronounced like Robe even a name people have? I’m guilty of these mistakes, but this is one that oddly never occurred to me.

circa1916, Friday, 6 December 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

Short for, er, Toby.

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Friday, 6 December 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

Americans have weird names

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 6 December 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

not a Cholmondeley or a St. John among them

insecurity bear (sic), Friday, 6 December 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link

Not really appropriate for Mr. Farrell, despite Oliver St. John Gogarty.

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Friday, 6 December 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

he's lived among the English long enough to accept their ways

insecurity bear (sic), Friday, 6 December 2019 21:49 (four years ago) link

While Apollo 11 was orbiting and landing on the moon, a robotic Soviet probe called Luna 15 designed to capture soil samples was also orbiting. Shortly before the lunar module blasted off to return to orbit, Luna 15 crashed into a mountain in Mare Crisium.

Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

Or... DID IT?

I mean, we don't *know* that there isn't still a secret Soviet colony on the moon

would be pretty badass if there were a socialist paradise of moon miners, who lost contact with their control base long ago, but have just kept on keepin' on. Moon mining inna Stalinist style; they didn't hear about the wall coming down or Reagan or any of that.

MOVIE IDEA

plz don't steal it, I'm working on the screenplay now thxbye

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

generally, 1ml of water = 1g ...1L of water = 1 kg
(the US really needs to switch to metric)

Yerac, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

> generally, 1ml of water = 1g ...1L of water = 1 kg

and 1 calorie is enough energy to raise 1g of water up 1 degree centigrade

koogs, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

hydrants are all on the same side of the street

Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 December 2019 10:48 (four years ago) link

> generally, 1ml of water = 1g ...1L of water = 1 kg

and 1 calorie is enough energy to raise 1g of water up 1 degree centigrade

and that one gram of water will be one cubic centimetre in volume.

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 20 December 2019 11:05 (four years ago) link

Took the wrong turning out of Liverpool st yesterday and wound up going down some back streets and then found myself on a road I was thinking might be the bottom stretch of Brick Lane that I rarely get to. Turned out to be Petticoat Lane which I've just been missing by a couple of streets for years.

It has a nice looking food market and several fabric shops that seem to be more Afrocentric than Brick Lane.
MUst get back there later in this trip.

Also discovered what a powerful band the Flying Luttenbachers are. Wow.

Stevolende, Friday, 20 December 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link

i saw them in Chicago in 1995! 'destroy all music' is the name of one of their albums iirc

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 December 2019 11:29 (four years ago) link

This was with a pick up guitarist from the UK. Amazing player who fit in like he'd played with them for ages.
THink he may have toured UK/Europe with them before. BUt I'm told there is a more permanent New York line up of the band and I think the other 3 were from that. Don't think you'd notice without being told as in who would and wouldn't be full time.

Stevolende, Friday, 20 December 2019 11:35 (four years ago) link

i seem to recall saying something unkind about weasel walter (the drummer) on the internet, perhaps on these very boards, and he found it within 24 hours and sent me an angry email about it.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 December 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link

1ml of water = 1g ... and that one gram of water will be one cubic centimetre in volume.

well yeah, 1ml is 1 cc. and there are 1000 litres in a cubic metre, and a cubic metre of water weighs a tonne. The arbitrary one is the metre which was 1 / 10 000 000 of the distance from the pole to the equator through Paris (it's why the earth's circumference is ~40 000 km).

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 20 December 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

Oh hey, maybe I can blow a mind or two with stuff I learned about body part proportions in art school (if I can remember them accurately). Not hard and fast, obvs as bodies are variable, but generaly-speaking:

  • Your foot is the length of your forearm from wrist to elbow.
  • Your ears fit snugly between your eyebrows and the bottom of your nose.
  • There's just enough room between your eyes for another eye.
  • The corners of your mouth align with the centers of your pupils.
There are a bunch more, and some that I think I remember but can't say for sure (your nose is as high as your mouth is wide?).

i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 December 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link

I learned the eye thing from, of all places, Stephen King's "Duma Key." An art dealer, viewing the main character's self-taught artwork, asks him if he uses the third-eye method when painting faces.

Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Friday, 20 December 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

Also I the human head is roughly 3.5 noses high, iirc? And the edges of the nostrils align with the corners of the eyes? The nose is basically the golden rectangle of the face, is what I'm saying here.

i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 December 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

There's just enough room between your eyes for another eye

and your whole head is five eyes wide.

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 20 December 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

and hairline to browline = browline to bottom of nose = bottom of nose to chin.

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 20 December 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link

something about the span of your outstretched hand from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your little finger being equal to something as well? can't for the life of me remember what though

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Friday, 20 December 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

if you hold you hand in front of your face you can figure it out

:)

mh, Friday, 20 December 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

something about the span of your outstretched hand from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your little finger being equal to something as well? can't for the life of me remember what though

defo confirmation here this ain't tru

Ste, Friday, 20 December 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link

If you are used to smiley faces and cartoon heads, the mind-blower when I was a kid was always that your eyes are halfway down your head (not at the top).

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 December 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

I mean, we don't *know* that there isn't still a secret Soviet colony on the moon

would be pretty badass if there were a socialist paradise of moon miners, who lost contact with their control base long ago, but have just kept on keepin' on. Moon mining inna Stalinist style; they didn't hear about the wall coming down or Reagan or any of that.

Matt McGinn already wrote this back in 1967 (with Robin Williamson on mandolin, ISB fans):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai1hf9_oIOg

everything, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

Ayn Rand's original name is Alisa Zinov'yevna Rosenbaum. i honestly have figured the less i know about that personality the better, so i'm tryna forget even this.

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:26 (four years ago) link

Ayn Rand gave someone power of attorney knowing they would apply for social security and medicaid for her in her dotage. Oh I didnt just find this out I just enjoy bringing it up

xmas respecter (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:37 (four years ago) link

i actually DID know that one! *drinks again*

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Saturday, 21 December 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link

idk I feel like “ayn rand collected social security!” is a the inverse of “you’re a socialist but you have an iphone!”

you believe in something that isn’t the current situation but have to deal with the current reality. ayn rand was a delusional shitbag for so many
other reasons and collecting from a system she paid into is the smallest objection

mh, Saturday, 21 December 2019 02:52 (four years ago) link

Brenda Lee was only 14 when she recorded "Rockin Around the Christmas Tree"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link

she was 13 iirc

xmas respecter (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

you do rc

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

Ida Lupino named names and spied for the FBI and HUAC.

Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

I just realized the Add a Post text box on ILX can be resized on my phone by dragging the edge. How has this feature escaped my notice all these years?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link

Lee Hazelwood sounds like Johnny Cash

The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

learnedobserved

The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

That laundrette is recognised as an alternative spelling of launderette, rather than just being a surprisingly common error on launderette signs.

Alba, Saturday, 28 December 2019 12:21 (four years ago) link

Olivia Newton-John's grandfather was physicist Max Born.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 28 December 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link


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