Worst Films of 2019

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The Mule quietly made over $100 million in America last week, so I won't count this fucker out yet.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 December 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

er last year

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 December 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

The new Michael Bay thing, 6 Underground, definitely belongs on this list. I'm not anti-Bay (I own Pain & Gain and respect the Criterion people for picking up on The Rock and Armageddon) but this thing is fucking garbage.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 16 December 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

Richard Jewell crucially lacking Baby Yoda

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 December 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

I watched The Fanatic and it's not a "fun" bad movie. Deeply misanthropic.

Chris L, Monday, 16 December 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

seriously though, it's not too hard to figure out why a historical drama focused on a little remembered 90's catastrophe starring an unknown guy and titled "guy whose name you don't know" didn't clean up at the box office; the "it's the media stupid" subtext and imaginary honeypot journalist scandal probably muscled out the small sliver of the audience who would otherwise be curious enough to try it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 December 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

I liked Aniara a lot, btw. Still plan on getting around to Hagazussa.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 16 December 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link


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