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Electric buses present a range of engineering challenges, some unsolved (such as ascending steep hills) so it’s not really in Musk’s wheelhouse.

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Sunday, 29 December 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

I don't even want to know what kind of little ambient tones he'd add on to them anyway.

pplains, Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

*Synthesizer fart noises from ''Ferris Bueller's Day Off''*

"Oh good. My airport shuttle is here."

pplains, Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ap8k_Xjks

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 December 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link

^^ Where I was going with that.

pplains, Sunday, 29 December 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link

the organisms wouldn't spread to the entire planet would they? can't imagine they would be able to go that far on Mars.

💠 (crüt), Thursday, 2 January 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link

If an organism can survive on an unpopulated (ie no predators) planet at all then they would likely spread vey quickly.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 2 January 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

can they thrive at temperatures averaging -60°C tho

💠 (crüt), Thursday, 2 January 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link

i don't know much about microbiology i'm just curious

💠 (crüt), Thursday, 2 January 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

well I imagine if they could survive a trip through space then Mars would be a doddle...

Number None, Thursday, 2 January 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

curt, my point is they either spread very quickly (in geological terms) in a predator-free environment, or they immediately cease to exist because the environment is otherwise inhospitable. there's not a middle ground where only a bit of mars is only a bit contaminated. which is why being very, very careful is appropriate.

btw there's some theories about how life or its ingredients might get between planets that are on the more speculative end of microbiology, but they're not completely out of the question https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 2 January 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

sorry mars is already infected with earth micro organisms from when i took a shit in space

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 January 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

btw theres a good hippie drug theory that psychedelic shroom spores were sent through space as a message from aliens

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 January 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

well, yeah

terence mckenna otm about both that and also the apocalypse on december 21 2012

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 January 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

machine elves of the 4th dimension bro

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 January 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuKnxueWwwM

mark s, Thursday, 2 January 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Grimes has created social media accounts for her unborn baby with Elon Musk under the handle @WarNymph. What's more, the accounts include a clip of the 3D baby speaking directly into the camera about the impending apocalypse: https://t.co/gauUvCtMJj #WarNymph #Grimes pic.twitter.com/uVuytvQtte

— Consequence of Sound (@consequence) January 22, 2020

mark s, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link

WAR NYMPH

mark s, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link

yeah think I might be done thinking about either of these people

Clay, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link

need to know the precise multi drug cocktail these ppl are into

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link

end times, shaken, served up with a dash of messiah

The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link

i think i like the idea of what she's doing, if it were done in a simulated world. the problem is that we're still here on earth

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

its been done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fVQtmMN_ao

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

I mean yiiit's been

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

woww

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link

ok I thought this thing was a money incinerator why has the stock price tripled

frogbs, Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:12 (four years ago) link

investors are dumb idk

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link

well over 600 now, sheesh guys

frogbs, Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link

Q4 report looks pretty strong to me. They had a string of stumbles in the first half of 2019, but seem to have righted the ship.

o. nate, Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link

no strong quarter justifies pricing tesla like volkswagen

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link

not even thinking tesla is the next volkswagen justifies it lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link

When you include debt VW is worth more than 2 times Tesla. I agree with your point though.

o. nate, Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

tbf they could be the next VW

I mean, the somewhat recent VW that was faking test results and got slapped down hard for it

babu frik fan account (mh), Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

This thread is full of people who doubt Elon's vibe.

https://soundcloud.com/user-209448905/dont-doubt-ur-vibe

I wrote the lyrics & performed the vocals!!

— E “D” M (@elonmusk) January 31, 2020

☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link

10 seconds in all I can think of is this

https://soundcloud.com/timheidecker/drk-mt-btl-20

frogbs, Friday, 31 January 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link

just gonna leave this here

https://i.imgur.com/PwzIyks.png

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link

I glanced at my phone at the moment a comment marker saying "This song is terrible" scrolled by lol

babu frik fan account (mh), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link

was kind of doubting my vibe this morning tbh but now i have decided not to doubt my vibe.

warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Friday, 31 January 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link

dont doubt u r vibe

lag∞n, Friday, 31 January 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

mods pls move this thread to ILM

warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Friday, 31 January 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link

sorry, this is my fault, literally six hours beforehand I posted in a group chat about the existence of elon musk's "rip harambe" so clearly I jinxed the universe

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 31 January 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

Well I guess I am finally changing my dn

Campaign to move el0n mu5k thread to ILM (Will M.), Saturday, 1 February 2020 02:03 (four years ago) link

mods pls move this thread to ILM

― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open)

Lmao shit I didn't see this when I posted

Campaign to move el0n mu5k thread to ILM (Will M.), Saturday, 1 February 2020 02:03 (four years ago) link

TSLA blowing up.

o. nate, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

inverse ilx fund would do well

zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link

200 to 1000 on no news. Cool.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

Far out!

What if there was an AI programmed to want to pick as many strawberries as possible, and so it cultivated nothing but strawberries on all of Earth’s land? Then it would be Strawberry Fields Forever!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 6, 2020

Alba, Thursday, 6 February 2020 11:35 (four years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/XgyGXUEnnH

— Cynic Metalhead🛡 (@GrumpyAmb) February 6, 2020

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 6 February 2020 11:41 (four years ago) link

reading his tweets = microdosing stupidity

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 6 February 2020 11:43 (four years ago) link


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