(he is not a licenced doctor btw)
― don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link
i wouldn't have thought of dr phil as a kubrick bear fan
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 January 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
I've never been more repulsed by something so beautiful.
https://i.imgur.com/V3JH26q.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 03:56 (four years ago) link
that door just ruined my evening.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link
lol
― calstars, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link
D:
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 05:54 (four years ago) link
https://jalopnik.com/welcome-to-my-summer-cottage-1841520837
― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 February 2020 23:51 (four years ago) link
Year Built 2012
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:53 (four years ago) link
that's gotta be a spec house that's never been sold
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:54 (four years ago) link
people are so bad at building appealing mansions
― ciderpress, Saturday, 8 February 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link
if i can't imagine tiptoeing around it at night while holding a candlestick then im not interested
― ciderpress, Saturday, 8 February 2020 02:04 (four years ago) link
That house is ugly af
― calstars, Saturday, 8 February 2020 02:12 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/u4Gswtt.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 8 February 2020 04:24 (four years ago) link
every room has a different ceilingi want to punch someone
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 February 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link
"Well, putting a ramp down to the driveway would've been too steep."
https://i.imgur.com/3KD9dFS.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 28 March 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
Tbh, when considering handicapped access, the grade of the ramp can’t be too high or you risk creating much worse problems.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 March 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link
I get that.
This half-and-half concept is pretty bold though.
― pplains, Saturday, 28 March 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
The front porch step is pretty high, and the rails are definitely made to support someone with working legs.
STILL.
― pplains, Saturday, 28 March 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link
I've been scratching my head really hard at why someone would want to design their back patio to look like a walkway in a public park
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISfkowd3enp8301000000000.webp
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 26 April 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link
Also baffling, but less so, from the same listing, is this oddly shaped built-in shelving arrangement.
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISznoe98ol5i511000000000.webp
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 26 April 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link
looks like they had a business in their basement
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 April 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link
Noticed that was one of the few rooms where they didn't digitally insert a furniture arrangement. Guess the Realtors were stumped too.
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, April 26, 2020 3:34 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
teaching "pole fitness" classes
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link
i watched a bunch of youtube videos of a guy exploring vacant farmhouses because i watch whatever the algorithm recommends to me. then youtube suggested i would like to see videos of the "barndominium" phenomenon. oh boy. have you ever wanted to live in a 10,000 square foot house that looked like a plumbing supply store on the outside, but a bass pro shop on the inside, and was decorated by a pinterest mom? i can help.
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2020 21:25 (three years ago) link
I thought "barndominium" meant a barn conversion, but no they are LITERAL POLE BARNS. So yeah...no. Wow. Plumbing supply warehouse otm.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Sunday, 26 April 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link
I still don't get it. Is it a play on words of "condominium" or "pandemonium"?
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
definitely pandemonium, from the echo you could get going when you yell DINNER'S READY to all 11 of your kids who are located up to 500 yards away somewhere in your cavernous steel home
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link
https://circlehdevelopment.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/barn-4.jpg
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link
WHAT
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
lol this picture is definitely not the living quarters side of the barndo. or is it?
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link
I'll see your church banquet room and raise you Mark Twain, John Wayne and James Dean.
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link
Hey man alive, found some more park benches for ya.
https://i.imgur.com/PNPNkiv.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
Oh boy. I watched one video and the rustic bathroom had a million signs including one saying “Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere.”
― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link
i'm pretty sure i saw that one!
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
when you take away the realtor home tour shine these things leave me with a real warren jeffs and/or branch davidian feeling
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
10 Common Mistakes When Building a BarndominiumThe first mistake must be building a barndominium.
― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
“It feels so warm.”What???
― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link
Yeah, Five Man Electrical Band would have a big problem staying in one of these places.
Even with all the room a five-man electrical band could have and more.
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link
https://nationalland.com/watermark.php?src=listing1389346photo3.jpg
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link
If you live in one you have to refer to it as "the compound." It's a rule.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/niOnGDu.jpg
"Oh I wasn't supposed to shit in the sink? SORRY. DIDN'T SEE A SIGN for THAT!"
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
https://barndominiumlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/logo-final.png
― jmm, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ZMkCHoM.png
Well I don't know. Would I have to give up my worldly possessions or just my wife?
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/vk43wEW.jpg
4,950 SF and you've still got a room that looks like this.
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3uY0OHr.jpg
"And righ cheer is where the lil' lady does her yogurt."
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link
too many beds in one room is my 2nd favorite aesthetic after too many sofas in one room
― ciderpress, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link
how about too many pillows on one goddamn bed
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link
which is totally a thing. idgi. when you go to sleep every night do you dump 6 pillows on the floor? HOW DO IT WORK
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link
I don't think I want a curtain behind me when I'm sleeping, idk
https://barndominiumlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/5-4.jpg
― jmm, Monday, 27 April 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link