oops, was responding to this:
lol i have used it
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, June 14, 2008 11:44 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
I'm retarded.
― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 16 June 2008 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link
The notion isn't entirely crackheaded, Rabies. I mean, you get more sustain when the guitar's capacity to dampen vibrations is diminished. Adding intertia to one end would probably help accomplish this. If you played a guitar of solid steel or a very hard metal, it would have less effect on the sustain to add a weight at the end, but musician fools seem to prefer mushy wood guitars for some bizarre reason.
― libcrypt, Monday, 16 June 2008 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link
A good way to test out the theory would be to attach a heavy clamp to yr headstock (with something to protect the finish if you care).
― libcrypt, Monday, 16 June 2008 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link
burning in CABLES for thirty DAYS????????
― s1ocki, Monday, 16 June 2008 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link
(xp) Yeah, I read how it's supposed to work. What I should have said is, does it DO anything noticable enough to justify looking like an idiotic gear bozo--which I kinda am, but, y'know... I wonder if I could just make one if I looked around a hardware store.
I very briefly considered building a solid steel guitar. I imagined it would sustain well but sort of flatten the sound and not be terribly responsive. (A hypotheses I neither put thought into or bothered to research because I don't have the means to build one.) Anyone played anything like that?
― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 16 June 2008 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Honestly I think I'm just pissed because it's 25 bucks for a tiny little clamp.
― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 16 June 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Albini has something very like this and it's available for use when you record at Electrical, or was the one time I recorded there. It sustained like crazy.
― J0hn D., Monday, 16 June 2008 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link
someone hand-makes copper or metal guitars; vudi from AMC plays one. I can't remember the name though. they are not cheap.
― akm, Monday, 16 June 2008 05:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Are they like the basses you can get with metal necks and headstocks? Always thought the reason was so you could have weird tunings/string combinations (that would fuck up a regular bass)...
― S-, Monday, 16 June 2008 06:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Is that his Travis Bean, J0hn?
― libcrypt, Monday, 16 June 2008 06:22 (fifteen years ago) link
The guitarist in Public Image Ltd had a guitar with an alu neck. It can be heard all over The Metal Box. Basic upshot is: longer sustain but slightly discordant harmonics which may not be to everyone's taste.
― snoball, Monday, 16 June 2008 08:13 (fifteen years ago) link
-- J0hn D., Sunday, June 15, 2008 11:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Unless this is some entirely different guitar than the one's he's known for playing, I think the body is actually wood. The neck is aluminum and is "neck-thru" or whatever, as opposed to bolt on, which also ups the sustain. I've heard the heavier neck makes it a little unbalanced awkward to play (standing up). Rrrobyn has one (a Kramer, right??) and it's beautiful!
Didn't Teisco make some all-aluminum (or some metal) guitar?
― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 16 June 2008 08:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Kramer / Travis Bean, The Electrical Guitar Company...any others? (alum neck guitars i mean)
― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 16 June 2008 08:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Argh.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/njsouthall/IMG_0444.jpg
― Scik Mouthy, Saturday, 12 July 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
It's for Em. She doesn't like the hi-fi.
what does this strange, fluffy piece of equipment do?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/njsouthall/IMG_0712.jpg
― latebloomer, Saturday, 12 July 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.musicdirect.com/product/727932K speaker cables.
― sheepie (libcrypt), Friday, 28 November 2008 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ er, $12K speaker cables.
On the bright side, the dude who breaks into yr home and steals yr stereo probs will leave behind the cables.
― sheepie (libcrypt), Friday, 28 November 2008 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.musicdirect.com/product/72793
― sheepie (libcrypt), Friday, 28 November 2008 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link
i'd be depressed if i made those cables knowing they would predominantly be carrying the music of phil collins. then i would remember that idiots made me rich and feel good again
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 28 November 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
can't believe this thread is a year old holy fuck
― BIG HOOS is those british white steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 28 November 2008 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Mannheim Steamroller.
― sheepie (libcrypt), Friday, 28 November 2008 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link
"reference" just means "an extra $10k" right?
― wind and wtfering (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 28 November 2008 09:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Audiophiles love the word 'reference' because it makes them feel like archivists of the true essence of sound. Eejits.
― Sickamous (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://machinadynamica.com/water.gif
― yo gotti gotti! (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 05:52 (fourteen years ago) link
After the $500 ethernet cable upthread, this:
A £395 kettle lead
From the blurb:
The Power-Line brings gains in all areas of system performance with its influence increasing as it is used on each component in a system.
― Bill A, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Audio snake oil on Amazon.. The reviews are hilarious!
http://www.amazon.com/Wattgate-Audio-Grade-Duplex-Socket/dp/B000930W4M/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
― Deluxe Merseybeat Wig (Jack Battery-Pack), Saturday, 31 October 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Creative's XFI technology sounds BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL INSTRUMENTS DID IN THE STUDIO
http://images.asia.creative.com/images/inline/products/xtreme_audio/xfi_graph.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 31 October 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I have never, in my life heard audio like this. I finally understood Mozart, Beethoven and Nirvana. I understand music on a whole new level. I have become...a music God. I only drink Tuscan Whole Milk. I am one.
― kshighway1, Saturday, 31 October 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
While electrified, I swear I heard the sweet, sweet voices of a multitude of angels all singing in perfect harmony.
― kshighway1, Saturday, 31 October 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I was headed straight to an early grave via suicide when I though "What the heck? I'll order one of these sockets."
These are amazing.
― kshighway1, Saturday, 31 October 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
"Picked this one up at the Tosche station." ftw
― ian, Saturday, 31 October 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ not one but two refs to Tuscan whole milk in the reviews
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, 31 October 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/technology/09milk.html
Thanks for that link, J0hn!
I love the Times:
Whatever the explanation for that, once the gremlins are in the grocery, it may be hard to keep them from spreading.“Grapes, when combined with 2 parts nitric acid, 1 part dihydrogen oxide, a pine cone, and glue sticks,” wrote a reviewer of California green seedless grapes on Sunday, “actually make a great ammunition for everything from shooting down enemy airplanes to blowing apart spaceships from the fifth dimension.”
“Grapes, when combined with 2 parts nitric acid, 1 part dihydrogen oxide, a pine cone, and glue sticks,” wrote a reviewer of California green seedless grapes on Sunday, “actually make a great ammunition for everything from shooting down enemy airplanes to blowing apart spaceships from the fifth dimension.”
― kshighway1, Saturday, 31 October 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link
"Albini has something very like this and it's available for use when you record at Electrical, or was the one time I recorded there. It sustained like crazy"
The band Tar also used these aluminum guitars which were custom made in Chicago.
http://www.specimenproducts.com/instru/originals.html
― earlnash, Sunday, 1 November 2009 09:06 (fourteen years ago) link
those aluminum guitars look really cool though
― umadeus grozart (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 1 November 2009 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Albini plays Travis Bean guitars http://www.travisbeanguitars.com/
Sunn 0))) also use them, I noticed at their last gig.
― Duke, Sunday, 1 November 2009 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Not really made of beans :-(
― StanM, Sunday, 1 November 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
why stop at the outlet, why not get all of the wiring in your house replaced, get a gold-plated fuse box, have the wiring from the substation to your house replaced with monster cables...
― a 40-foot-long electrified pickle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 1 November 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Dear Amazon.com Customer,As someone who has shown an interest in the music of Miles Davis, you might be interested in Miles Davis Tribute Jazz Headphones from Monster. These headphones have been engineered specifically to reproduce music the way Miles heard it onstage.
This limited-edition product is the perfect portable in-ear speaker for jazz lovers and audiophiles alike. Learn more about the cutting-edge technologies behind these headphones--including certified Monster cable and speaker technologies--on the product detail page.
― sleeve, Monday, 2 November 2009 06:20 (fourteen years ago) link
That might be the most ridiculous niche product I have ever heard of.
― i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 2 November 2009 06:23 (fourteen years ago) link
if it could recreate the experience of hearing the electric stuff through the fug of cocaine abuse, it could be amazing you know!
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Monday, 2 November 2009 06:54 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah somehow I don't think the cutting edge technologies can reproduce an eightball.
― sleeve, Monday, 2 November 2009 07:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Cocaine's cheaper.
― ellaguru, Monday, 2 November 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I figured anyone willing to run an unsecured wi-sock network, especially with a 381 in-line, was OK with others sharing the experience. I found one nearby with the humorous network name "Download Viruses to your Shakti Stones." I laughed, but just to be sure, I unhooked the silver bi-wired cables from my Shaktis and stored the stones and cables in my lead-lined closet. When I logged on to my neighbor's network, some strange shiat began to happen. Among other strange things, my Matrix 801s began to phase in and out of an optical and sonic illusion of being Wilson MAXX 3s, the electrical cords on my room lamps took on the appearance of Siltech Emperor Crown cables, and the entire room, me included, was engulfed in a spiritual and non-annoying 60 cycle hum. I terminated the connection when my wife interrupted me and said I was scaring the dog.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 November 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ awesome
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 2 November 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― umadeus grozart (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 2 November 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I had an invite to the "unveiling" of those Monster headphones, and even the promise of an open bar (and its NYC and I am broke and I like to drink and I could have brought a plus one) still was not enough to conquer the embarrassment I would have felt being there.
― Shh! It's NOT Me!, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link