CHOCOLATE WITH NUTS: THE DEFINITIVE POLL

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (120 of them)

the real nuts are itt if you ask me

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

The cursed thread taught me that nuts can taste chocolate.

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link

Cashews
Pecans

^^ bofa deez nuts

xp lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link

I want to live in the alternate universe where pecans are one of the cheap nuts

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:44 (four years ago) link

Down south, maybe?

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link

pistachios all fukkin day erry day

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 11:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Pistachio as ultimate preference.

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 11:49 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

otm otm

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 16 January 2020 13:50 (four years ago) link

https://www.justingredients.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/600x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/2/5/25ca_1.jpg

Raw, roasted, salted, unsalted, as a snack, as part of a dish or a salad.

Chocolate is for another day.

breastcrawl, Thursday, 16 January 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

Never had chocolate with this variety of nuts. Usually cashew, pistacchio, hazelnut, peanuts, that's it. This wouldn't happen under communism.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 January 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link

I'm sorry but the correct ranking is this:

Chocolate > chocolate with nuts > nuts > chocolate > ...

Siouxie Sioux and the Vanjies (Leee), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link

nuts, fuck em

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link

hazelnuts are more euro, peanuts more USA imo
Voted almonds

juntos pedemos (Euler), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link

Almonds is indeed the correct answer.

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link

in b4 "deez"

dammit

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link

pvmic

papa stank (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link

almonds M&Ms are the best kind of M&Ms imo

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link

re: this poll, I like nuts and I like chocolate and when you put nuts in chocolate you are weaponizing chocolate into a gum-shredding nightmare

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link

Almonds for Best Nut. I'm a major spender on almonds but I mostly like to mix them with raisins and blueberries.

jmm, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link

Almonds dipped in honey are proof positive that the gods exist. Praise be to Demeter.

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

re: hazelnuts

RITTER SPORT POLL

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

Not a nut but chocolate covered coffee beans are the business.

dinnerboat, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

The first five or so of those are great. After that I long for a nut.

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

Yeah Ritter Sport hazelnuts are swaying my vote

JoeStork, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

Though if they made a pistachio bar...

JoeStork, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

Hazelnuts, I mean come on, what an omission.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

Can't believe no one has mentioned the ICP, which stands for Insane Clown Posse -- their fans are called juggalos

sarahell, Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link

I prefer chocolates with soft fillings but probably peanuts.

o. nate, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link

I prefer chocolates with soft fillings but probably peanuts.

o. nate, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link

I’d say roasted macademia. (Macademia mosaique at our shop omnomnom). Second place salty almond (perle amande).

nathom, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

I partial to a Brazil nut, I love all nuts except macadamias, which are sort of nauseating.


Waaaaaht

nathom, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link

I prefer nuts with soft fillings.

Yerac, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link

ILE is really slipping if no one can come up with an off color reply to that.

o. nate, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link

Pecan is the runaway here if we’re talking about things that are at best chocolate-adjacent, eg caramel, roulade, non-chocolate ice cream, various other desserts

But it’s almonds w/ chocolate for me Manish.

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:59 (four years ago) link

macadamias

Darin, Friday, 17 January 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

Adding to the hazelnuts pile. They are perfect with choc.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:43 (four years ago) link

BTW the best combo is darkest choc covered craisins but thats for another poll I spose.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link

reading this thread I think walnuts are underrated as a pairing with chocolate

Dan S, Friday, 17 January 2020 02:49 (four years ago) link

Peanut butter M&Ms are the best M&Ms, actually.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 17 January 2020 12:21 (four years ago) link

^Definitely.

Voted peanuts. They're the tastiest nut anyway and they happen to go really well with chocolate.

☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 17 January 2020 13:01 (four years ago) link

dammmmmit in my haste i voted walnut but I meant Hazelnut. screw my life!

Ste, Friday, 17 January 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link

Nah, screw Chachi for skimping on that option. Are they American or something?

pomenitul, Friday, 17 January 2020 13:27 (four years ago) link

that is no excuse IMO

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link

Another write-in for the extremely obvious correct answer which is hazlenuts

crisp, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

Voted peanuts. They're the tastiest nut anyway and they happen to go really well with chocolate

Most peanuts are...serviceable, but if you get some farm-fresh type ones they are transcendent

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

yeah, hazelnuts for me too.

silverfish, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link

xp --

Yeah, there's a company near me that sells peanut farming equipment and also really high quality peanuts. I go through a crazy amount every year.

Miami weisse (WmC), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:51 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

almonds 4vr u corny indie fuxxors

peanuts: not even nuts

cashews: not even nuts

hazelnuts: weird european hardship food. basically acorns is how i break it down an extent

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 02:28 (four years ago) link

in the end macadamias, almonds, cashews and peanuts are my four favorites, in that order

Dan S, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 03:16 (four years ago) link

this thread seems more about nuts than about chocolate

Dan S, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link

I am deeply offend

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 03:27 (four years ago) link

Hah yes!

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:26 (four years ago) link

hazelnuts is the obvious answer but by god the honey salted almond ritter sport is a helluva thing.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:27 (four years ago) link

Hazelnuts. Delete this poll.

― nickn, Thursday, 16 January 2020 07:19 (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:38 (four years ago) link

this is up there with the brexit referendum and the people have delivered a message

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 09:38 (four years ago) link

This is the most ILX poll result of all time.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 13:33 (four years ago) link

my nephew, in the back seat of the car, around age 8, eating almonds my sister gave him

"mom?"

"yes honey?"

"are we eating wood?"

― The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Tuesday, January 21, 2020 8:54 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

nephew otm

☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link

Damn, dude. Mr. Peanut saw these poll results and died.

It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104. In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most. Please pay your respects with #RIPeanut pic.twitter.com/VFnEFod4Zp

— The Estate of Mr. Peanut (@MrPeanut) January 22, 2020

☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link

hazelnuts is the obvious answer but by god the honey salted almond ritter sport is a helluva thing.


Yessssssss

Those are the best Ritter Sport

juntos pedemos (Euler), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

Having never had chocolate cashew before (favourite 'flavour' is roasted with salt and black pepper) I have just tried some anfd they are awesome.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 24 January 2020 15:07 (four years ago) link

à propro de honey salted almond Ritter Sport, I just had a Lindt almond-flour de sel 31% chocolat noir & it was excellent. obv different sans honey plus salt but extremely good. Lindt is the chocolate marque that's risen in my estimation the most in the last couple of years.

juntos pedemos (Euler), Friday, 24 January 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

I took this poll as a Ritter proxy and voted almond too. The marzipan one is also a go-to

rob, Friday, 24 January 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link

yes I love the marzipan one also
trauben nuss is also a top ritter sport (I like the one with raisons a little bit less than the pure nutt one)

juntos pedemos (Euler), Friday, 24 January 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

oh now the almond people show up. where were y’all when the filbertarians were stuffing the ballot box?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 24 January 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link

lol, I swear I silently otm'd your hardship food post

rob, Friday, 24 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link

honey salted almond, rum trauben nuss (hazelnuts! also I haven't seen a rum and nut without raisins in this country, alas, so I didn't know that was a thing) and marzipan are p. much my top 3 Ritter Sports, probably in that order, but only because for a while the local shop only did marzipan out of those three and I ate so. many.

think I only managed to buy one of them but the limited edition salty tortilla chip one was good too, if rather off-topic for the chocolate nut thread

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 24 January 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

tortilla chip noted here iirc: RITTER SPORT POLL

rob, Friday, 24 January 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link

I think, for the purposes of this conversation, we can consider a tortilla chip to be a nut

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 24 January 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.